LalaLan

Just took a nap while 'gradle' was running...still running!

The joys of web dev

Its a joke
please don't kill me :(

Back in the days when I started to learn c I had an assignment to print all the prime numbers between 1 to 100 but didn't know how (with if/for/while)

So I searched Google for "prime numbers from 1 to 100" and used printf to print them on the screen

I got an A+

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

We all have that one friend...

Gillette Excel

The joke told itself

I don't always talk to myself, but when I do, it's usually when presenting a demo to a client.

!rant

Working on a group project, and this is how my group member writes his "if" statements.

Should I change my group?

The man behind the legend!

The opposite job..

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

I love web development and web design. You can make something custom that looks great in a short period of time. Use the many frameworks to your advantage.

Also, for the people hating css, i get it. It's har sometimes but it's not that bad. Flexbox makes your life waaay easier.

My ideal relationship

me deleting print statements after debugging my code

Stoned..!

As cold as the water was that night..

"Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time." - N.J. Rubenking

I got two motivations to improve myself
1. To earn more
2. To distance myself from stupid people who don't know what they are doing

Would you play it?

How to vertically center in css..

That struck hard, man 🤣🤣

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

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┓┏┓┏┓┃ / Friday
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┓┏┓┏┓┃ Deploys
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My most used function:
console.log

Server down? Hm...

These are the questions distracting me while debugging