Just got a new phone. First app I download? devRant. #priorities

"You're charging so much for a work you did so little time. "

"It took me years to learn how do that in so little time"

Liking the cleanliness of the new Instagram app update, but the logo sucks.

devRant was featured in a really awesome article on TNW (The Next Web). Please check it out and share it around. Thanks! http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/...

Just got a message on Facebook from a friend, asking me about getting into coding. A few seconds later, I see his status:

"Where do I download Javascript?"

I'm going to help this man.

When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

"The role: You will be designing and building responsive emails on a daily basis using HTML5/ CSS3/JavaScript"

Errrrrrrmmmm...

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

Many devs like GoT so it would have been rude not to post this.

New devRant energy drinks we'll be handing out at our booth at Techcrunch Disrupt NYC next Tuesday. Swing by and meet Team devRant (me and @dfox)!

Why can't I make a game like this that people pay $12/hr to play? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

My boss knows nothing about development. JUST buzzwords.

*in regards to a project* Boss: "just write it in PHP; it'll be easy!"

Me: "you know PHP?"

Boss (fully serious): "...enough to be dangerous."

He has never written a line of code in his life, let alone has any clue about what PHP does. Whenever I want to fuel my rage, I think about this moment.

Been laying here reading devrant for 45 minutes. Doesn't look like I'm hitting the gym this morning.

Quitting facebook 'n twitter since devRant is all u need 😜

when you see this in the code of a senior programer

if(0){
all sort of things;
}

or just like

if($var == $tmp){
do nothing
}

if i would have done this in college i wouldnt be programming today...

When you see

int i = 0;
while (int i == 0) {
//Code where nothing changes i
}

If you're going to create an infinite loop you could at least write it as

while (true) { }

and save me a little time wondering what the hell 'int i' is for!

Laughing about avoiding Windows update and publishing a meme about it on slack

Devops guy runs a remote cmd to my computer to restart and update

Me waiting for 30 mins

Conclusions : " avoid it silently"

What end users seem like

   Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

I have seen something similar! 😂

Code don't lie! devRant bball a big hit today in NYC Hoops!

Am I really a Software Developer or am I just really good looking up stuff on Google?

Make sense ...

Am I the only developer who hates computers and technology?

I had a 6 hour meeting and updated our git server today... That was it

while(debug){
coffee++;
if(coffee == OUT){
giveUp();
debug=false;
}
}

Still waiting for someone to come and get me at the front desk. Been here for 15 minutes. Oh, this project will be fun!!!

When you need to justify why GitHub should not be a black listed by the organizations network...

What is the point of a CMS if you are gonna do every page custom with no common functionality or styling? FML

Yes please!