Working with php👌

Oh my God..

Oh but I insist ...

unpopular opinion: javascript has broken standards, and nobody corrects it. people use these frameworks and shit with 600 dependencies, then can't figure out how to update their application when things go out of date. now people are expecting you to use NPM to make a - - > static <- - website

If you like Google algorithms better, you can always just precede your duckduckgo search with !Google
Returns an encrypted Google search

Is it weird that whenever a slightly dodgy site asks for my address, I give the address of the prime minister:

10 Downing Street
Westminster, London
SW1A 1AA, UK

Web devs daily day

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

Take a day off, entire system goes down. Come in the next day: "We need to fix this".

12 hours later we get the system back up and a significant design flaw is now known which needs to be fixed on Monday.

It feels good to have the bandaid in place.

Don't use cursors kids, unless you absolutely have to.

😆😆😛

This is way too true.

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

Pure evil

He wanted to create a 4000 character long string

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

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