I am dubtful about this calendar app...

Spaghetti wiring doesn't actually mean spaghetti coding. 😂

Honestly I'm doing this tomorrow.😂

Success dilemma: The better I get at writing software, the less software I write.

#workingfromhomeissues

Tomorrow is our half day long sprint planning meeting. I'm excited to be on mute and play with my new puppy all day.

When my friend said the note 7 is the bomb, I didn't know he meant it literally.

Lead: "We write SOLID code"
Me: *opens a controller file*
Controller: "I'm 8000 lines long and hell yeah I'll access the database and file system directly!"

And then there is this beauty...

This is a true story in India.wht about Luther countries.

This made me chuckle 😂 but seriously, ask that girl out 😉

!rant: So I've noticed some devs sharing pictures of their workspace. Let me know what you think of mine!

"Well done son. Now you can be our tech support for life"

- "no dad! this is my rubber duck. get your own" my daughter said.
okay.. she's 6 months old, so she can't really speak, but i could se it in her eyes.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

To improve our user's "experience" I suggested to my boss to add a status page showing...well, the current status of our services. Everybody was up for it, so I go off and implement a basic version + automated monitoring backend, get lots of positive feedback, all seems fine.

Then it starts:

Boss: "Can you get it all set up by this Saturday?"
Me: "Uh, today is Wednesday and I've never set up all the stuff needed on a proper server before"
Boss: "Well, you still have a few days. Please also contact your coworker to get it all hooked up in our launcher"
Me: "I'll try, can't make any promises though"

Contact my coworker and tell him what the plan is. I had already given him access to the repo and he is positive to get it all hooked up (I doubt he ever cloned my repo, let alone ran my code)

Spend all Friday getting my stuff set up on the production server, feeling pretty good thanks to the many tutorials.

Contact the boss Friday evening:
Me: "All up and running"
Boss: "Thanks, but we decided to go with a basic HTML page instead. We can just manually edit that, should be enough.
Me: "..."

In the end my stuff was never used, the server I set up was finally taken down a month ago. The gratitude you get when not hacking together some absolute shit that causes problems when you don't add <br/> tags at the correct places to prevent an ugly overflow, cause the coworker was too lazy to implement some form of line wrap in the launcher. I'm not saying my stuff is the best of the best, but at least it was professional looking to a certain extent.

Dad: Is this an excuse to play more video games?
Me: Sigh...

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My colleague (female) hooked up with me, made me do all her project work and dumped me as soon as it was complete.

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When one of the newest developers submits code that looks 100x better than his usual stuff and you respond "You need to include the link to where you got this"

Was more excited posting my first Stack Overflow question than I was losing my virginity.

Fixed broken project into something that builds with check-in comment:
Unbroken builds ( also unicorn inside)
added ascii unicorn as I'm no liar.

My friend works in retail I.T, they clients said the computers were a bit dusty from the stores.

i can feel the asthma attack coming.

One of the bigger and more important IT projects this fall. Technical solution proposal needs to be ready by Thursday morning but is far from complete. Solution? The responsible person for this went on a two day mindfulness training. Apparently totally oblivious to the term "sense of urgency". Must be a citizen of procrastiNATION.