Legacy code.

Here's what I'm working with.

Does anyone else think it's really cool that the founder uses this app regularly? Talking about you @dfox

Somebody with more technical expertise than me should write a virus that infects pc's but the only impact is that it updates Internet Explorer to the most current version... Call it "honorable malware" 😆

When your company still uses CRT monitors :|

What the fuck

The future is here

all unit tests passing

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

This sums up the corporate world

True story:

A guy worked at a company as a very important programmer.
No matter the assignment, he would get it done.

It turns out he played Internet games all day and had outsourced his work to a Chinese company for 10% of his pay.

And he had signed up at a second company and did the same thing there.

He was fired, but made a lot of money.

A moment of silence to those working on multiple clients with multiple deadlines at the same time but still got time here.

Nice to see that developers all over the world seem frustrated!
I no longer feel alone! 😂

Making good progress on the devRant slackbot, here is a sneak peek...

Just last month we finished a big project for a client. The company had their lawyers make a contract to transfer ownership for the website to them.

One of the requirements was to deliver all code in a word file. And just that. In the whole contract was not a word about transfering the production environment to their servers. Or supplying a working version. The files and database. No just the word file.

As of today still wondering what they where planning to do with a word file with hunderds of pages of code.

Offcourse we deliverd a working version to their servers. But why are there people making decisions about things they understand nothing at all.

Programmers know it.

Daily.

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Relationship problems

Veritables, not war

Dev rant = a better version of Twitter for developers :D

😉😉👍

Safari : the new internet explorer! ❤️

A good programmer can get more done than 10 bad programmers, but a bad programmer's code can keep 10 good programmers busy for years.
~ Ed Weissman

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

I actually experienced this today:

"Halp, why is this not working?"

$array = [];

$array->key = 'value';
...a few more...

Todo list when you tell someone you are developer:
1. Fix slow computer
2. Remove virus.
3. Help with Microsoft Word
4. Check why printer is not working

Me everytime on git

Every time :D

Effect of documentation!!!

6pm: will do one final test then commit
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11:45pm: fixed 10 bugs...time for cofee

😭😭😭