At times, I find stackoverflow community rude. It is, as if all they care about is boasting their virtual ego i.e. points.

Seems to be working :)

When after hours of coding it compiles without errors or warnings on the first try

Advice for a Startup

In team Git merges be like 😛

Because real monitors have curves

Knew the value of the employee...

Colleges aren't teaching enough practical applications of why we devs do what we do. Get students engaged with small business! Get them to think about how they apply what they learn to the real world!! We need creative new ideas from developers that think outside the damn book!

#truth

When trying to enter the bios....

The cubicle next to me keeps count of how many "WTF"s I say each day. It's pretty close to the number of "Fuck You"s (good or bad).

You know you're productive when your coffee turns cold before you finish it.

when i merge two files manually

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

I want to see a movie where machines gain intelligence and go to war with humanity, only to be defeated when some guy deletes a single semi-colon from their code.

Saw this in a Tumblr blog. Lol

🤔 accurate?

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

- The PDF you are sending is wrong - said the boss.
- Why? -
- Client says that it is not complete. -
I check the pdf, nothing missing.
- I don't understand -
- The client only sees a part of it, this corner -
- Client should zoom out pdf reader -

Yes please!

Coffee - Developers true happiness

like a drug

Got my stickers this morning!

boss: Can we make everything smaller? why is it all so big?

me: you're zoomed in 150%

Every time I hear my boss say "surely it can't be that hard" or "that's what, like a 5 minute job?"
*shudder*

When you want a multi-monitor setup but no one else in your team does so you can't justify it to IT 😭

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

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