Happy Holidays, ++'s to everybody who comments or votes up.

Never thought I'd "hit" this 420 😎
https://www.devrant.io/rants/322277

Gee I wonder why?!

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

CSS can kill you!

When you try to rob a programmer

:o didn't know it

Start my internship tomorrow. Super excited!!!

Algorithm

stop the wizard!

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A pointer"
"A pointer wh-"
"NULL REFERENCE EXCEPTION"

So true

When one of the newest developers submits code that looks 100x better than his usual stuff and you respond "You need to include the link to where you got this"

Time to rest

First laugh then comment 😂😂😂

Rookie mistake we all make at some point

Time matters not age 😄

"That didn't work as expected."

"That didn't work, as expected."

PM: Please fix this code, then delete it.

Me: Right away!
*delete*

Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!

Even though that's all true...

What's the worst word in the world? "Canceling"... Get your UX act together and hide the process... please

Every damn time.

#DevDaddy
I'm thinking of training my baby to do that...

when you get downvoted on Stackoverflow...

I've had my share of "Hey you know computers, right?".
When I was getting my degree I drove a taxi on the weekends.
My boss calls me:
"Hey, my laptop is acting weird, could you have a look?"
Curious; I ask what it's doing.
"There's a pair of sunglasses covering the entire screen. Maybe it's a bra, I don't know."
Wtf?
When I left the taxi at his house, I had a look. I start the computer, Windows boots up, and sure enough, it looks like a pair of sunglasses is covering the screen, kind of.
I also notice a crack in the screen from top to bottom.
"So what kind of virus is this?!"

He felt stupid when I told him what the problem was. I ordered a new screen and replaced it for him and told him not to sit on his laptop again. 😜

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

Connect a pen drive, format it successfully. Connect to a new machine to copy data and see the data exists.

Crap! which drive did I formatted :(

any hardcore peeps like this? :P

gotta commit b4 I do anything..

gotta push b4 I do anything..

gotta deploy to prod b4 I do anything..

God! kill me already 😭😭😭😭

Psst... Hey! I know a guy... He'll get you wired