What the fuck is this, 9gag day? Stop with the crappy memes!

Talking to girls is like interfacing with an undocumented, half-implemented API sometimes..

Juat wondering, is PHP's double colon sign (::) still called pa'amayim nekudotayim?

AH THESE BLOODY FUCKING DOCS. DO NOT CREATE A LIBRARY IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WRITE DOCS. UGH

Closest you can get to a 6-pack by sitting in front of a screen

Do we really hate management this much?

(I'm controlling myself... just caught up with a month of Dilbert.... wish I could post more but that would be spammy...)

Maybe not a new rant but: When someone asks you for a feature and always says "its easy and simple" ... Yeah right... 😡

Second machine to install qt on

Code drunk, refactor sober.

Say hello to old man 😀

FUCK CSS!

I spend more time positioning a single button than learning a frickin framework!

I gave up trying to make a div the same height as its parent. No clue why height:100%; doesn't work!

How come the cat pet is on the floor?

From my experience they should be sleeping on the keyboard or sitting on top of the mouse.

@dfox, @trogus: I would suggest swapping this around. The cat should be on the desk all other items should be on the floor. I feel this would more accurately depict typical cat ownership.

Come on apple i expected better!!

My first name has 2 letters. For Some web applications, I have to use fake name..... because my name failed in string.length check.

Lets drink...

Will be working on a video/animation about programmer jokes. If you any suggestions, please comment.

This is the first one we did,
https://youtube.com/watch/...

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

SHA-1 was just "broken" and Dovecot still defaults to un-salted MD5 ?!?!

Learn the art of not giving a fuck

I give up. Printer setups will haunt me to the moment of last breath

sudo apt-get father

Couldn't wait to share...

OpenSSL: Oh boy Heartbleed was a serious vulnerabi...

Cloudflare: Hold my bear

Cloudbleed

Received "emergency update" code from internal enterprise security team. Wasn't given time to do code review; was assured code was reviewed and solid.

Pushed code to over 6k lower-level servers before finding this gem buried deep within:
...
cd /foo; rm -rf *; cd /
...

(This ran as root, and yes, the cwd was / from earlier in the code).

/foo, of course, did not exist on some servers.

Now, it is those servers which do not exist.

FML