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AboutProfessional Programmer
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SkillsC++, Python I program other languages on occasion. Well versed in process control and realtime systems. Experience with electronics/electrical design. I am interested in game programming and design. Making things move is fun.
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So a few years ago I put tootsie rolls on little plates in the bathrooms at work. It took about a week before people started taking the tootsie rolls. I coined this experiment as the "bathroom candy" experiment.
Since it is April 1st I have revived this experiment, but this time I put Hersheys kisses on little plates. It will be an interesting experiment. But I am hoping for the phrase: "Who keeps leaving chocolates in the bathroom?!" or "Why are there Hersheys kisses in the bathroom?"
I expect people to be very wary of the "bathroom candy" this year. lol24 -
Are people still questioning leaving Europe?
I was thinking it would probably be okay in general to stay. But then I see French and Germans are jailing political opponents.
IMO this is a huge red flag. They tried that shit here in the USA and even shot at political opponents. If they had succeeded I wonder if we would be in a civil war.
But Europe doing this concerns me more than Ukraine conflict. This feels like another build up to 1850 in Europe. I dunno, what are your feels over there? I wouldn't want to be in a one party country.25 -
Saw F150 truck with license plate that said: 10X4X
I imagined a 4x4 truck with 10 tires on each wheel. Pretty sure its not a plate for a 10X4X dev or anything. -
Blowing shit up with lightning. This guy is hilarious.
https://youtube.com/watch/...
If he was a super hero he would be called Understatement Man.9 -
So my wife picked up some gyro meat (double entendre?). Anyway, she forgot feta and pitas. So we substituted parmesan and tortillas. I said we are eating Grexican tonight. Not sure if parmesan is Italian or not. So maybe we are eating Grexican🤌 tonight.
My daughter had her gyro, but the tortilla had ripped a bit. She said she had the ripped burrito. I said the burrito must have been working out, because it was ripped.
It is kind of sad though. We had a really good gyro place in town. But the owner died and so did the business. There are no other gyro places. Not all gyro heros wear capes. RIP6 -
Oh the irony. I gotta ask a JS question here...
How come I can't do this?
<button type="button" id="idGetData1" onclick="{async()=>{ await get_data();}}">getDataFromWebserver</button>
But I have to do this?
document.getElementById("idGetData1").onclick=async() => {
await get_data();
};
Why the extra steps and need to run in onload?
Playing around with fetch instead of XMLHttpRequest for testing an embedded board.14 -
Holy shit! Just watched "Hardcore Henry". The most Cyberpunk thing I have ever seen. What a wild ride.
Warning, if you have issues with motion sickness then it is not recommended. I don't have issues, but some of the camera work really tested me.5 -
dude1: Some man died from euthanasia.
dude2: He committed suicide?
dude1: No, he was killed by a gang of kids in China.
So I thought of this joke today so its definitely a work in progress. But then I wondered what happened with the suicide machine in Europe. So I found this horrifying account.
https://care.org.uk/news/2024/...
I mean, she got what she paid for...but...this is so fucked. I have seen a few discussions on this and there are complications to this account of what happened. I expect it will take months if not years to sort out what actually happened.
Imagine if it failed due to a dev bug? Who would want to work on such a machine? Seems so fucked.13 -
Somebody from Alaska randomly texted me to go to lunch somewhere. So I am sending them memes about eating people.10
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Why do Javascript devs prefer dark mode?
Because cockroaches run away from the light.joke/meme overused don't use drugs not again colon blow the game taco bell ostream didn't delete himself your mom web please no... jesuscript15 -
So a lot of games have in game fake operating systems. They are usually just standard fare utilitarian. I got to thinking that maybe I will have a brand of OS in game that is loosely similar to certain IRL OSes. However, I want to have at least one in game brand OS that insults the user.
user: <clicks on browser in fake computer OS> (loosely based on IE)
computer OS: Don't use that you stupid asshole!
user: ...4 -
#!/usr/bin/python3
import base64
message64 = "WW91ciBtb20gd29uIHRoZSBnYW1lLg=="
message = base64.b64decode(message64)
print(message)5 -
Was taking the garbage out. I had left a heavy creme carton sitting out as it was empty and the garbage was full. It had a slight bulge to it.
my thoughts: Hmmm... a bulging cream vessel...
This was a series of words I had not yet thought about before. It could have multiple meanings. Some more enjoyable than others.5 -
We had a series S Xbox. Somebody left a drink too close and I think it spilled inside. The series S no longer functions. My son has been bugging me for a few months to fix it. He is gone this week for a competition.
Last night I went to walmart at around 6pm. All the weirdos were already there. (so was I, what does that say?) Got heckled in the parking by some randos in a car. (honestly have no idea what they said because lazy asses don't even try to speak anything but inner city garbage) I looked toward them and looked away. Fuck that noise. Shit heads keep showing up in my town. (thanks California, you are leaking)
Anyway I get a series X and brought it home. I set it up where the older one was. Am not going to say a word. I named it: "Dad's XBox". Gonna see what the kids say when they all get back. I stood it on end so nobody can spill anything into it.
Looked through gamepass. Not that great a selection IMO. Noticed Starfield is there. It sucked so bad it will probably always be on gamepass. Trying to recoup lost revenue. I might try and see just how bad it is. I dunno. Would rather play a TES game. Gonna try Outer Worlds I think.
I think the charcoal series X actually looks cool. Seems to have cool features too. Like you can play a game on there on your phone or some shit. I think steam has that too. Wild.12 -
Third dick related injury on devrant in 2 weeks. I was walking and stepped on mine. I hate it when that happens. Its still black though.4
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Working on graphing points in a Cartesian space (4 quadrants). I am wondering why the software I am mimicking has the x axis going the wrong direction. I am absolutely certain the x axis went the other way. So I talk to my boss about it. He is like it went this way when he learned math. I am like wtf? This generation learned all new math? I look it up and realize it always went positive to the right. I slowly remember the things I graphed in the past. This shit didn't change.
I have been away from doing any real math so long I am starting to hallucinate axis the wrong way. WTF is this shit!? For like 2 to 3 minutes I was gaslighting my boss with my ignorance. He was gracious enough to let grandpa figure it out for himself. Thank you kind boss.
I can whirl beautiful interfaces and make efficient memory contraptions, but I can't remember how equations dance in the moonlight...10 -
Things I didn't know existed, but now do because of devrant:
1 - calico dicks
2 - naughty trolling C devs that are girls
3 - dev elitists (actual elitists, not just trolls)
4 - superior German devs
5 - starving webdevs
6 - angular anger
7 - forum spam wars
8 - super shitters
9 - pedophile game devs who get banned
10 - you shouldn't say your mom to people because sometimes people's moms are dead21 -
Parts I used to buy for electronic circuits are now being called vintage. Fuck me...
I did find a replacement on Mouser though. Very similar specs.
Assholes trying to sell originals for like $25. The replacement part is like $4. I bought a bunch of these parts before the company died a second time. So apparently I have some expensive high grade shiz!5 -
Trying to figure out how to link this to dev...
If you like my Javascript posts you are awesome.
If you don't like my Javascript posts you are welcome.8 -
"You can't argue with the TV"
This statement is true when engaging with people online. The TV has told them what to think. Sometimes it takes a jarring moment to shake someone out of this trance. For some nothing will break the programming.
I can tell when someone isn't thinking for themselves. They repeat the standard media terms, and then use those terms to dehumanize people. They can then dismiss any counter information as being from "those people".
I assume this is some kind of protection mechanism. I suspect people are afraid of being wrong and their ego won't allow this. So the conclusion seems to be: people who don't believe the TV "must" have character faults. Some even have fantasies of harming those who don't agree. I have witnessed this a few times with a few different people. It would be sad to live like that. I don't understand or comprehend that kind of hate. I can only suspect this comes from the TV content. I don't know because I haven't watched it in almost 15 years.
The AP is a trillion dollar propaganda machine. If you can see through its facade count yourself lucky.
Pray for people to wake up. Remember you can't argue with the TV. Just move on.
On a side note. Viewership of traditional AP media is now in the toilet. So I hope that is progress.9 -
Been waking up with the cold the last few days. Sitting at work getting a bit dizzy. My voice dropped and I am sounding like I have a really deep voice. Somebody commented about it. I said: "Yeah, my balls finally dropped."
Just want to go home and sit and shoot people in game. Also pet the dogs and talk to the kids. Wife feels like crap too.
Can't stop thinking about gem dev tech. Kinda distracting. I think we live in an age of tons of shitty games. Plus the promise of a ton of innovation. Major studios just keep getting shittier.
I am actually impressed by CyberPunk 2077. They made the world interaction a lot of fun. I am really enjoying the magic system...errr...I mean tech hacking. Needs testicular torsion though. Maybe there is a mod.22 -
So I am thinking about doing joke magical effects in a game. I see memes online about "testicular torsion" as a joke magic spell. Which on its own would be hilarious. Then I thought there needs to be a boss or class of characters that are immune even though they are dudes.
So I got this image of a chad boss you are fighting. You decide to cast testicular torsion on him. He makes a grunting noise and seems to be invigorated by the spell. Even some of his stats improve.
Then he says, "Jokes on you! I am into that shit!"11 -
Every once in a while the volume for my default audio output decides to max out on login. How this can happen is apparently a mystery. Other than its a shitty OS called Windows 11. Windows 10 never did this shit, or if it did it was fixed quickly and never did it again. So there is always a non-zero chance of logging into windows and getting ear raped if you have headphones when playing any audio.
Enter SetVol.exe. Apparently open source and can be run in a batch script. So now I have this kludge of every time I login a task is run to call my bat file to fix this garbage. This is the worst case of quality control I have seen in any supported product. Not a single MS helper in any channel online has had a good fix for this. This is a fundamental design issue in how they handle volume settings. Absolute garbage.
Everyone from ma and pa to audio engineers are screaming about this. How? How does it get this bad?5 -
Why does little shit bother me so much?
Trying to start a game of cyberpunk 2077. The opening area has a TV on. First I hate background shit, but I was watching the ads because they are kind of interesting. But it subtitles on the TV in the middle of the image on the TV. This bothered me so much that I got a couple of mods to make it so I can turn the tvs off/on, but also removes the subtitles.
If you have tv subtitles in game, why overlay it over the video? I have a feeling, despite all the mods I added, that this game is going to disappoint me again. I checked. I only have like 40 hours in this game according to steam. Did it really suck that bad? Or did I just not get into it?10 -
People in the USA: We have a fetish for feet.
People in Europe: We are into meters.
Why do Europe people kink shame USA people?8