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I want to stop for a while, leave the city and go live somewhere quiet. Grow my own food and raise some cute chickies. Then I'll probably miss coding, but definitely not the corporate hellholes I worked and still work for. This is obviously not a goal for this year but my wish for before I turn 40.

Today I learned that there are 26.9 million software developers in the world as of 2020.

That's only 0.35% of the World Population. We're special guys!

Best experience: working from home.
Worst experience: working from home.

Worst: work caused me to lose passion, be stressed/really close to burnt.

Best: I resigned

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Client: Why doesn't this process work?

Me: For the exact fucking reasons I said it wasn't fucking possible like three fucking times in two separate fucking meetings you fucking retard.

I miss the simplicity and creativity of the good old days..

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"Pythonists don't comment, they write readable code."

Yea, tell that to the list comprehension with three lambdas

You can learn Css in one day they said, its easy they said

alright well i'll see yall in 30 years when i finally qualify for this (despite "no degree needed" and "entry-level" tags being on the fucking job)

Now in pill form. Also for women.