Wordpress sucks!

+1 if your fortunate enough to get paid for what you love doing

Treat your employees right...

That moment when your marketing manager makes technology decisions for your project and says "let's just use WordPress" ...

When you realize tomorrow is Friday :o

Do you ever spend hours helping someone with a programming problem, trying to teach them and develop their skills, but at the back of you mind you're thinking, "no amount of help is going to save you from being a fucking cretin"?

When someone touches my screen

So I spent 4-5 weeks explaining how shit the current code base was, implemented gulp tasks to lint js, CSS etc, written shed loads of coding standards and best practices to follow. At this point everyone was onboard with the changes and thought brilliant were going to start getting some good code coming out of this team.

I go on holiday for a week, come back and fucker has ignored the documentation disabled the linters in the gulp tasks and the code is back to square one SHIT!!

Plus everyone still committing to master!!!!

Why do I bother!!

worst coding mistake... anything I've done in WordPress

I'm really tired of hearing "hey isn't there a plugin for that"?

Idiot that's the reason your fucking WordPress site has 78 plugins and it runs like shit

WordPress updates...

/rant

The web is dark and full of WordPress poorly configured...

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

You aint no dev son

when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"