Today I wanted to start learning C.
Windows wanted to update.
We did updates.
I guess this is my wife now.

I was showing my girlfriend how merge sort works... Halfway through my visual explanation, she took the pen from me and finished the algorithm.

I think I have chosen wisely :')

Here's to all the people who are willing to spend 5$ at starbucks but refuse to spend a dollar on an app

Email.

Slack ftw 😀

Because,
Things in motion tends to stay in motion, while things at rest tends to stay at rest.

THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.

https://github.com/omidfi/...

http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com

My look when my code compiles at first go.

*That's suspicious*

Arguing with a girl be like..

Fucking sick of colleagues who just want help with fixing their own broken code, even when given different but alternative to achieve the same thing. It's even worse when they try leverage part of this alternative into their code.

When you are given a Mercedes, you drive it. You don't use it to find parts for your old broken down Nissan.

Meanwhile in CSI Miami.

Entering bios got me like

My colleague feels guilty about repeating code and defeating DRY principle

/bin/cat

Visiting websites in

2015: Download our app

2016: Get our notifications

Give me some space will you ffs

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)