OMFG! I just fell over laughing 😁🤯

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

When your code breaks, but it all works out.

Just android things!

Debugging these days.

My Friend: Dude our Linux Server is not working anymore!

Me: What? What did you do?

My friend: Nothing I swear!

Me: But you were last on it?

My friend: Yes. I just wanted to run a bash file and needed to give it permissions.

Me : WHAT DID YOU ENTER???!

My Friend: Chill man, just this command I found on the internet
chmod -R 600 /
chown -R root:root /

Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN ROOT AND GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU EVEN USING SOME RANDOM COMMAND FROM THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS OR JUST ASK!

My friend: Ok I did something wrong, how can I fix it?

Me: Did you make a backup or rsync of the server?

My friend: No. I just wanted to run this file.

Me: You holocausted the server. FUCK MY LIFE

Be careful getting a job at Microsoft...

Using hackerrank to compile codes when in Windows!! :P

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

Android is super cool 😁

ok, sorry :(

just a small change

Made me laugh

QA engineers...

Most helpful error log ever...

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

A Professor of mine - We need u to build that website so that your juniors could work on it too after u leave.

Me - Sure, I'll have docs and vcs

Prof : Whatever, at the end we need the "exe" ready.

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"They told me to install Linux! Do you have the exe with crack?"

Me: ∆_∆