The year is 2057. One IPv4 address costs 1 BTC.

My project mananger let it slip during the sprint review that the upper managers are making plans to do lay offs / cut the fat.

What an ideal moment to hand in my resignation.

In 2025, only at Apple can you spend $3,268 on a smartphone + laptop combo and get a laptop with 16 GB of ram and a phone with USB 2.0.

Step away from the computer...

2010 was 15 years ago.

Me in a Windows vs Linux debate: "but can you play minesweeper during the installation?" - Linux wins

I hear you people like running Linux on things.

How do you know that a person is using Arch Linux?

- They will tell you

Linux ❤️

Haha, Skype is ending. Bye bitch. I'll never forgive what you did to msn messenger. Damn, that was some bad software.

Guys I took a trip to the decimated counties (we called them like that because the germans killed everybody there). It's in eastern belgium. It's very close to western belgium.

I walked to the german border (ya know, just to know what they're up to, these sneaky fucks) and this is what I see:

I doubt.

He's gone too far!!

The evolution of website navigation.

Day 13 of starving myself to death challenge.
Never felt better.

Officially banned from 3 social networks. Reddit, Facebook, X.
I don't really mind but
I might need a neural link to moderate my thoughts before letting people know how idiotic their posts are.

This $1 mofo created more engineers than Harvard or Stanford.

Do GIF works now?

A software developer's experience life cycle:

0 - 5 years: attempt to replicate what your current senior is preaching, assuming that's the right way. Reading "Clean code" and preach it as gospel, even though you don't practice any of it.

6-12 years: gained the belief that you are better off coming up with solutions yourself, usually "sophisticated" and "elegant" which to everyone else (and also yourself a few years later) is an over-complicated inheritance ridden shit show. You have realised the "Clean code" movement is actually a cult but still believe code reuse is the holy grail.

13+ years: finally realized that simplicity and pragmatism is the most sensible way for most software development. Code is now readable, maintainable and functional. You took the few good bits from "Clean code" and ignored the extremism. These are the golden years.

The problem is most developers jump ship and stop developing before reaching the golden years, thus resulting in most software projects looking like shit.

Unpopular opinion, but it doesn't make it untrue.

I have completed a streak of 1000 days on Leetcode.

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So true

Linux is so innocent 😂🐧

We're still safe...

Priorities.

Or, why there are no web developer billionaires

Do drugs, kids. Stay away from programming.

- @SoldierOfCode, 2024

evidently

I "accidentally" put my work email address while applying for another job, fr!

Your TV can be bricked by its manufacturer whenever they feel like it.