Damn devrant, the double tap to ++ feature has me addicted.
Now I'm double tapping answers on Quora
1. Realize it doesn't work
2. Go to next answer
3. Repeat 😐

if (condition) {
//code
}

if you place your brackets like this, you're an awesome individual. Let's be friends

Sometimes I wish my girlfriend was able to write code so we could talk and share our code and thoughts.

Sometimes I thank God she finds it the most boring thing on Earth and we get to talk about other things and decompress.

In-laws don't drink coffee, they just pour it and let the mug warm their hands, thus hogging the coffee I could have drank.
What kind of monster family did I marry into?

Back in ninth grade.
Ouch..
(But I made a pretty decent game with it xD)

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

Where are you DenverCoder9???

The feeling when u complete this in middle of night .... No less than a coder

Turning off your pc by holding down the power button is like putting yourself to sleep every night by shooting yourself in the face with a tranquilizer gun

Bank managers be like

This answer is too accurate...

Atwood's Law: any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

I have been getting a lot of angry glances in meetings since my latest laptop sticker :D

"Programming is a marathon, not a sprint"
-MPJ

FOR FUCK SAKE...

The same fucking guy that said Java and JavaScript is the same thing tried inserting RAM into the PCIe slot twice! It doesn't even look like it will fit at first sight.

Coding is like pizza

You love it and can't get enough, but you torture yourself indulging in it at nights, wish it didn't make you seem fat and attractive to the majority of the population, and it will never love you back

I sang in front of the clients to demo an app for 30 seconds. It's a dating app that allow users to sing and record a song and send it to other person. It's a famous way of courting here in the Philippines.

That was my ridicolous and embarrassing meeting ever. Hahahaha

Oddly true

A rooted Galaxy S1 with Android 6, if my code runs on it then it will run on anything.

I don't know who the fuck told the I.T. Manager to block the website without informing the employees.

Mother fucker blocked Bitbucket. I' am going to fuck his ass on Monday.

"Is it sexy when I talk in nerd words? Ie 11....backwards compatibility....fallback..."

My fiancé.

Git. Version Control for the win.

Best one...

Coffee

Atom... or git...

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Can anyone recommend good books for coding algorithm​s?

Any tips and tricks would also be helpful. Thanks.

Assembly Programming is a misunderstood and tragically underutilized form of self-abuse.
While the ladies were off reading "50 Shades of Grey," I was reading the ARM ISA documentation.

Best debugging strategy: try to show off what you made to friends and family

When you just need 2 points more for that rubber duck and you need the duck zo bad :/

"rubber duck why wont my code compile"
~squeek
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