Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!

A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.

10 points for next century option.

Big congrats to @tahnik - the first devRant member to break 10,000 points!

I was giving an interview this other day and I was sharing my screen with the interviewer.

Interviewer 😦: Is this linux you are using?
Me 😅: Ah yes. Since this is a coding round I am not comfortable on windows for coding.
Interviewer 😳: And this is your personal laptop?
Me 😁: Yes, since the only use of windows is primarily to play games and the games I play are usually supported on linux, I dont see any reason why my daily driver should be anything other than linux.
Interviewer 😯: What distro is this?? Looks cool.
Me 😆: Its Ubuntu with KDE Plasma. There are some really cool things in here which actually make my life quite easier.
Interviewer ☺️: I must check this out today itself. Lets start with the interview then.
Me 😊: *Blushing in my mind

And this is how you score some instant brownie points in an interview. Actually if truth be told, that laptop was actually my work laptop and my personal laptop has windows on it because nvidia and Assassin's Creed.

Dude should have his 10 points

Good points

!!rant
Need 10 points to create my avatar

The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer and the designer points out some minor spacing issue

When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points

I wish we could branch out our lives like in git. Just fork at critical decision points, try out both/ multiple outcomes simultaneously, then reconcile and merge back into master.

One more upvote and I'll need another byte to store my points

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

*me seeing rant with stress ball in the pic*
Me to gf:"look babe!!! Streeeeesssssballllllll :D I want one"
*gf points at shirt*:"these are your stress balls ;)"

Had to wirte and optimize a C++ program that finds for 1000x1000x1000 grid points the 100 nearest points for each (with an additional factor to make it more complicated).
It had to run in under 18 minutes to pass. No matter what I did I couldn't get it fast enough. I tried kd-trees, caching of certain points, optimizing distamce calculations by ommiting any irrelevant factor, saving points' calculated squares etc etc. When Ibwas down to 20 minutes, I realized, that my makefile had an error and ignored the - O3 flag...
Well, it actually ran 5 minutes with -O3.

Hey from Spain :) hope everyone is having a good time!!
So....
I will be honest :) need 10 points to do ava :D

int main()
{
bool NeedPoints = true;
int Points = 0;
if (NeedPoints)
{
Points++;
if (Points > 10)
{
CreateAvatar();
NeedPoints = false;
}
}
}

Today I got my programming test back. 50/50 points. I only deserved 40 of them, since I wrote horrible code, so I told the teacher "I don't understand my points." His reply: "I also don't understand." I was laughing for at least 5 minutes 😂

I'm gonna arrive to current year soon...

That moment you notice you now need 300 points for the free stressball instead of 200

I... I can up vote a post? Without having at least X points? Psh, this place is way better than Stack Overflow.

If you're a developer that enjoys 200+ line methods with 5+ return points, and literal strings all over the place, please punch yourself, hard.

It's almost 3 am.

I'm implementing a upvote system. A post got negative points. You can only upvote in my system. fuck

At some points in my life even I wish guns were allowed in germany...

This dude, every time he say cloud computing, he points to the sky.

Where'd my points go?! I can't find them anywhere!

Congrats to localhost for being the second devRant user ever to reach 1,000 points! I've greatly enjoyed his awesome posts and I know a ton of other people have too! Thanks for the laughs/great convo and I'm looking forward to an NYC meetup in May :)

"We are a privacy focused company that places the user first"

Alrightm, let's check:
dig domain.com MX

Well, another company talking shit, MX record points to google.
Fuck off

Neat. My StackOverflow reputation dropped like 1k points or more since I last checked ~six months ago.

No clue why.
(Also don't care.)

Just earned enough points to be able to comment on StackOverflow......I feel like crying....

Bonus points if the person asking me to write tests is a direct contributor to the feature and he's low-key asking me to cover his code.

People points at something on my monitor: My nuts climb the tree to hide

People points at something on my monitOR BY FUCKING TOUCHING IT: My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. And fuck you.

Official statistics say that people who touches a monitors screen while im nearby, lives significantly shorter time than people who dont.

At times, I find stackoverflow community rude. It is, as if all they care about is boasting their virtual ego i.e. points.

A huge congrats and thanks to trostik for being the first devRant user ever to hit 1,000 points! He has provided countless laughs through his awesome posts and memes and was one of the earliest devRant users. Cheers buddy 🍻 (real beers if you're ever in the U.S. or we're ever near you 😀)

Never make a question in stack overflow without having a LOT of points

When you spend all day debugging and another dev comes over and points out the problem in 30 seconds...

"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".

He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂

Guess who had less than 5 hours of sleep in the last 2 days.

*points to self*

Woohoo we asked for a prioritized list of changes , we got 2 power points instead.

Yeah, fuck you too.

Babies get 100+ points.

💡 I just need to make a baby and I'll have my stress ball!

Baby firstBorn = new Baby("Tommy");
firstBorn.setAppearance = "adorable";

😅

Me: *gives 8 story points*
PO: Why is it 8 points? this is just copy-pasting and should not take more than 2 hours.

Bonus points if you also wrote it in a language entirely new to you, or even in entirely different paradigm. (In my case Haskell.)

Here, 2^10 points. Thanks to everyone who chipped in!

If life was an RPG, I swear they forgot to give me points at all in creativity.

That moment when you try to create your devRant avatar and it says you need 10 points... 😑

At a previous job, I worked with a graphic designer who knew it all.

The first design he gave me, all font sizes were in points, and way too big.

I asked for them in pixels.

He said points and pixels are exactly the same.

I explained that they were not, when you're using a browser. He got visibly angry, and stormed out of the office to cool down.

When he came back, I sent him a link explaining the difference between points and pixels for digital media.

He sent me pixel sizes.

Next project, same exact thing happens, complete with him angrily storming out of the room.

By the third project, I just started picking my own font sizes, and ignored his point specs.

Woo hoo!!! I broke 1000 points!

story points that equate to hours.
1 = 1 hour
2 = 1-2 hours
3 = 3-4 hours
5 = 6-8 hours
8 = Kill. Me.
13 = Now.

looks like even @trogus doesn't have enough points to get a big screen pc on his avatar :D

Tfw you don't even have enough points to deserve a face

:(

How many points do you score?

We are now competing for points in the office. Good job devRant!

I'm torn between waiting for 5000 points and paying 1.99$ for dual monitors on my avatar...

When your rants are so shitty that sticker posts surpass them in points 😂😂

me: hey prof, i dont know why this is wrong
*points out where its wrong*
prof: hmmm let me see
prof: u see its wrong here. thats why it doesnt work
*points at the exact same thing i pointed out*

Achieve 500 points for my JS shirt

I think I should start mentioning my devrant id in my resume.

Just a thought, my points will prove that atleast I have good sense of humor :D

We had all hands on developer meeting. There were 2 interesting bullet points:
- deliver fast
- make quality applications

I mean, these two points are not correlated 🙈

Today's project.
The first Dev who can guess what it is gets 10 points

I'm only 3 points from breaking 1000!

If you want a New Zealand developer job, you need a work visa. If you apply a work visa you need a job offer to get enough points...

Floating points...

FFS GOOGLE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT A PERSON WHO WANTS TO LEARN MASCHINE LEARNING, DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 POINTS???

When answer has 180 points on stackoverflow and it isn't even an accurate solution for the posted problem.

Blocky, a small game I created last week. You have to destroy blocks to score points and win. Check it out!

What happens when your DevRant score surpasses your Stack Overflow one? Do you ascend to a higher spiritual plane?

You know it's going to be a bad sprint when sprint planning takes two hours and at the end you've committed to 30% more story points than your estimated capacity.

DevRant says I need 10 points to make an avatar.

What if I have a makefile with a target avatar? Can't I
>> make avatar
?

The frustration when you try to find out why your local code changes don't propagate to the browser and you suddenly notice that the address bar points to staging. #neverlearnfrommistakes

When the git blame command points to a younger version of yourself...

Dear client, if you can't be bothered to check more than two data points during several test imports, why are you surprised your production import has errors in the other 10k+ data points? We told you to check thoroughly, and you swore it was fine. But great now I get to unfuck production while you're mad you can't go live yet.

when you compete with your co-workers to see who can get higher points on devRant

Potential client: "We need this project done, but don't have much of a budget. But, if it's successful, could result in a lot more work."

If you want me to invest in your company, offer stock.

FFS.

melting points

I'm wondering, if you click an item in the profile builder that requires a certain amount of points, does that amount get retracted from the current amount you have or does it simply display the amount of points you need to acquire that item?

Know i understand why my friends that are in to code does have better points at maths then me

I don't know who wrote the documentation of react native, but it is at some points obviously wrong.

Finally enough ++ to add a yellow rubber duck to my profile image!
Next goal a new desk.

When I finally got the magic number I felt like shouting, "Woo! Ten points for Gryffindor!"

Today I got stuck 1 hour with an error, I was about to post it on SO then I discovered that was an elementary blunder.
Pheew
Today I avoided to get -200 points

I'm at a church right now because of ties.

I'm a post christian agnostic.

I'm so not chill right now.

OTOH, 1k internet points yay

Get at least 9000 devRant imaginary internet points.

Can someone explain what an IDE does that vim does not? Please arrange your responses into bullet points, so they can be individually addressed.

Why do you need 100, 500, 1000, 2000 points to unlock some avatar features? Wouldn't 128, 512, 1024 and 2048 be more appropriate for a software community?

Just got another free burrito because they don't seem to deduct the reward points from the app but keep giving me more...

+10 points to iptables
XD

I really wish my break points would adjust themselves when I add or remove lines of code. 😑

TypeScript...
An annoying "helpful" friend who points out your mistake even before you do it...

Welcome to devRant, where everything is about our jobs and the points somewhat matter. (because swag and all)

Finally finished my application to do Data Science. Fingers crossed I get it!

"Execuse me, this specification is not clear in a whole lot of points. Can you please go over it and clarify things?"

"Nope. Just interpret it intelligently."

When you just need 2 points more for that rubber duck and you need the duck zo bad :/

"rubber duck why wont my code compile"
~squeek
"... "

It's ironic that posts asking for upvotes are a frequent source of upvotes for the people who reply, saying, "don't ask for upvotes."

404 Profile not found 🙈🙈

I lost points for not including the following comment:

//Declaring variables
int foo, bar;

I already knew how to code, and I completed the assignment in the fewest number of lines needed while still being well commented explaining my logic. I lost points because I didn't say what everyone understood.

That moment when your StackOverflow reputation is higher than your devRant's points 😵😵

Trying to find a Stack Overflow question to answer is time consuming. I just want enough points so I can upvote an answer...

Started off with a prototype with about 20 backend data points per hour and 10 concurrent front-end users. Total dataset in the 10,000s.

Now about 5 backend data points per second and 500 concurrent front-end users. Total dataset in excess of 20,000,000.

Things story points are great for:
- Helping the team estimate their workload for a sprint
- Discussing the relative complexity of a task / story

Things I will slap you for, hard:
- Arguing that all the easy stories you plan to pick are actually infinite story points to make you look better
- Going "yeahhhh look at me I did 5 more story points this sprint than Bob, I'm amazinggggg"
- Trying to subtly change the story point assignment after you pick a task so you can do the above while doing sod all work
- "Hmm your team only did x story points this sprint, but team poopoo over there did x+10, what's going on?!"

Stackoverflow started 8 years ago.
Is there no hope for us "noobs" to ever see the 'k' at the end of our points?
All these 100K + users and i'm over here rejoicing in the 48 points that I was able to muster up with some effort T-T

when the co-worker you are competing with for devRant points down votes your rant to try to win.

Girl (trying to turn things on): people from my country are great in bed.
Guy: what data points do you have ?
*Girl walks out of the room*

Well, why can't I sync my stack overflow points to devrant. :P

Holy shit. In a meeting that literally makes no sense. We're taking credit for work by claiming story points. Story points. How the hell does that work? Especially since we have told management CONSTANTLY that story points are abstract LOE shit and NOT time spent. Yet I suggest if we REALLY want to estimate who worked what we track time spent I get shot down. You can't get a concrete measurement from an abstract concept. Also, we're being encouraged to argue over who does what? What does THAT help? AND we're not even reestimating if we over or under estimating, but being forced to massage our numbers into the estimate. What the fuck?

aaAAaaAaaAaaAaAAAAAaAaaa floating points!

I debugged my algorithm for quite a while, wondering why it sometimes gives out "Circle(Point({1.7976931348623157E308,1.7976931348623157E308}),1.7976931348623157E308)" as the smallest circle around a group of points.
Figured out that it sometimes just never found any circle defined by two or three of the points which included all points (which is mathematically impossible).
Then finally I made it print out the points it thought were not inside the circle:
"1,7,8: Circle(Point({0.6636411126185259,0.535709780023259}),0.4985310690982777)
skip, 1 not inside"
So it defined the circle with 1 being on the edge, but then thought 1 was outside. Thank you, floating point Math.

For anyone wondering about the notation: That way I can directly copy/paste it into Geogebra to have a visualisation.

Get me to 10 points people!

how many of you think it would be awesome if we can use these votes as reward points and redeem at the devrant stores!? 😀

Our Excel file of critical bugs to fix before live went from 18 to 11 today. I was super happy... then I asked my colleague how he was getting on with his "Points from the designer" task.

It's another document which had 25 new points added to it this afternoon.

Now my only goal is to obtain enough points on this app that I might trick out my profile picture and get it printed to the custom sticker.

Points of view

MetaRant - The avatar items cost too many points!
At least at this level of activity within the community.

I'll never get that eye-patch.....

Student dev : "C++ is C but with OOP features"
Teacher dev : "C++ is a OOP language, you'll loose points if you don't use OOP"
Me: "Time to leave this school"

shout out to -red with the upvote pump! 10,000 is a just up ahead!!!!!

now my devrant points are...

Stack Overflow is a great resource for all sorts of programming hints and tips, information and...sadly, desinformation. But if you want to comment on something someone's said you need 50 reputation points. How to achieve that when you need rep points to do anything that could earn you rep points? It's a catch 22 for newcomers that are like totally excluded from any discussions at SO which is more sort of a read-only community to me. This is where devRant shines. Anyone can rant about anything and comment on anyone's rant. Some rants and comments are stupid, and some are great. In the end of the day, freedom of speech is a great thing.

Welcome to Whose Sprint Is It Anyway, where the estimates are made up and the story points don’t matter!

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

When everyone points out a small mistake you were like 'meh' about because it didn't affect anything. 😒

Ahhh I've hit 1800 points, if anybody likes any of my posts or comments, I'm coming for you, and I WILL change all your inverted commas for backticks.

At work we get points each month if we don't miss work for the entire month. I have enough points to get a Canon EOS eSLR, or a new mobo-cpu-mem combo. I hate having to make desicions and choices.

Life needs break points.

Yaay another high points challenge solved :D

Gonna pwn 'em all!

i made it! i have enough internet points to downvote on stackoverflow!

"we use story points as an estimate for how much time something will take to complete" or "X story points means Y days of work"

fucking kill me

I was happy because I broke 600 points on StackOverflow. Then I saw the post about the guy that reached 1 million and it killed my self confidence

Why do you invite devs to a meeting if your going to ignore all the points citing it's a business decision?

I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.

Code reviewing, came across this:

Double val = item.getPrice() * pointMultiplier;
String[] s = String.split(val.toString(), "\\.");
points = Integer.parseInt(s[0]);
if(Integer.parseInt(s[1]) > 0) { points++; }

Usually I'd leave it at that, but to add insult to injury this was a level 3 developer who had been there for four (4!!!!) years.

She argued with me that we shouldn't round up loyalty points if theres only 0.00001 in the calculation.
I argued that since it's a BigDecimal, we can set the rounding factor of it.
She didn't understand that solution, refused to hear it.

The code is probably still there.

Just a lost soul trying to get enough points to build an avatar, anyone? And be friends as well, maybe.

Using a chart at the retro to compare how many story points each developer completed during the sprint.

That’s it.

Doesn’t everybody use Fibonacci story dev points to estimate stories?

Doesn’t.. everybody..? 😞

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The principal developer who wrote one of our APIs is on annual leave, there's no documentation.

It's in another language.

Add some points into scrumwise for 'Deciphering hieroglyphics'!

When you login to devrant after couple of years and see it as a mature platform for devs to hangout.

Poor you with low rep points on the platform.

How the fuck does Facebook know about the points of interest in videos, so as to play an ad just before that point?

devRant is the new stackoverflow.

A few weeks ago you'd spend time on SO scoring points. By now, though...

Well RIP anyone googling Wireless Access Points for the next few months.

!rant
So I've developed this weird habit of writing some important points while making college notes as HTML comments

Does anyone else do that?

How come @Jilano has zero rants but 28k points

Coding JavaScript... Makes an object, creates a method, Uses 'this', 'this' points to the object... Good...
Calls another method, uses 'this'... Now 'this' points to the window object...
Why... WHHYYYYY... :'(

Always save every thing you make! No matter how insignificant it might seem... You won't regret it.

Bonus points if you catalog by year

Devs are users too damnit. Stop making bad UX for your tutorials. Bonus bad boy points if you can't write clearly or spread misinformation.

I only have 330 Points but I still have a cat on my profile. hackerman

No better feeling than removing all the break points because you fixed the bug

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

When everything you're sent gets assigned top priority and the only way you can tell the difference is by how many exclamation points are used and the occasional uppercase...

This developer has an media query break point for each style 912 break points. 304 desktop, 304 mobile, and 304 tablet break points. With 18000 line style sheet.

customer claims they do scrum but they have quarterly planning events (2 full days) where we need to estimate and plan everything for the next 3 months.

Manager: "last quarter I calculated your velicoty so now you get 4 story points per sprint per developer"
Team: "But you started us off at just 5 per sprint that's too small"
Manager: "Ok but if you only did 4 why do you now want 20"
Team: "Because it's arbitrary and we say we want to"
Manager: "1 story point is 1 day"
Team: "story points aren't time"
Manager: "4 story points is 1 sprint"
Team: "but a sprint is 10 days"
Manager: "the junior dev can do 4 story points per sprint and the senior dev can do 4 story points per sprint"
Team: ...

Well i am just newbie,
How to create an avatar here

Thanks me later cause if i post then they will increae my points

Just wasted two hours because C# float.parse only allows dots for decimal places and ignores commas..... But float.tostring uses a comma WTF.
I was writing an obj file exporting the vertices with tostring, then when loading the model would show up broken but in other 3d applications it worked.
Who did come up this bright idea ?

The ability to sudo kill all the idiots that point a deprecated function to another deprecated funtion that points to a deprecated function. Smh.

How many points is a devRant coffee cup with top rants on it and that cool logo?

Project managers moved all the tickets around and then got mad that we couldn't find them to log our time.

Mass mutiny about logging time in general and expected dev hours per week.

They returned the tickets to the old system at least

When commenting it would be nice to see the comment you are commenting against. Often they are long with several points and you can't refer back to it

Cable testing in a ceiling.
So far 33% of all data points are not operational.

Agile Product Owner: How long do you think this task will take?

Me: Probably 13 points.

APO: That is too many can you break it down into separate tasks?

Me: Sure its probably an 8 and an 8. Since i need to work on them sequentially and one depends on the other, the second task will take longer if i need to make changes after the first one is merged.

~ Turned 104 (8 tasks * 13) points into 128 (16 tasks * 8 points) points.

A 13 represents a whole 2 week sprint.
An 8 represents a week and a half.
We cannot fit 2 8 point tasks in the same sprint, so now it takes 2 whole sprints to complete 2, 8 point tasks.
We have no smaller tickets so we don't work for the rest of the sprint.

Anyone else been here?

Wanting to have an avatar but not enough points....

Just spent two days on a isotope filtering bug with HubSpot. Finally got it working.

10 points to me 😂

I duking suck. I don't even have points for my avatar

Sprint planning, the haiku:

“Is this worth four points?”
“I don’t know, what do you think?”
“Let’s just make it four”

supposing the complex plane were projected onto the surface of a sphere? besides measuring angles between points, would there be any utility in measuring the length of a curve between two points?

is this just the same as operating on complex numbers in polar coordinates?

I don't know enough to know what I don't know, thats why im asking.

Today is my last coursework submission. I've touched on a lot of topics I never thought I would be able to do/even thought about. I like data science, but I just don't feel so passionate about it now. I just want to ditch coursework and do cool shit, but I never find the time.

Anyone else get somewhat "fed up" of what they've studied? How did you get through it? Just do the "cool shit"?

I've been watching my points and I'm wondering where the 7k people are at?

Does it feel lonely at the top?

10 points acquired and Avatar created!!

I had an a assignment to submit in the same week i had an infi exam. I wrote this comment and submitted. I submitted it a bit late so I lose points for it, but except that I got all the points.

FYI I know infi is written as "Infinity" in English, but learned that later.

I just really want to pluck my eyes out...
My sister is abroad for a music festival where she is attending as a speaker.
Her speech got almost ready at the last moment. The slideshow presentation was sloppy cause she gave some half-assed points to put. I saved the files (PDF and PPT) on her laptop and on her USB stick, I didn't keep any copies for me. She rehearsed her speech and I added some more points to enrich it and fill a bit more time. When she got there, she messaged me if it was possible to add those extra points to the presentation. I asked her to e-mail me the new points and the presentation on time (which it didn't happen), expecting a file attached to the e-mail. And guess what:

SHE FREAKIN' TYPED EVERYTHING EXCEPT OF THE TITLE!!!
AND NOW I HAVE TO REDO THE WHOLE PRESENTATION!!!

I can't facepalm myself hard enough to hop onto another universe...

A Long Time ago two points (1 and 2) loved each other, but alas they were DIVIDED.

• *insert intelligent-sounding phrase here*
• like i care about your too many bullet points on your LinkedIn...

Just trying to get points to create my avatar.!! 😁

Working in an Agile manner provides numerous ways to lessen or eliminate dependence on estimates. #NoEstimates

Having to think of something actually intense to get points.

"Last sprint was three weeks long and you guys completed it successfully. Building on that success let's double the points and half the available time!"

Screw Scrum, screw it very much. Is it a task or a story? Oh let's make it a story to track points. What are points, really? *20 minute grilling always follows* Well they're kind of a roundabout way of talking about time without talking about time, mkay? But last time 2 points took you a day, what gives now? What do you mean points are for internal use, but how will management plan ahead for next quarter? Ok, let's mix in all those new people, and propotionately bump the expectation for the sprint, mkay? Yeah, they did 34 points per sprint over there, we'll just add those in. Oh, and by the way, after the 4-day estimation session we had where everyone was seizuring, I scheduled us at 645 points for the coming quarter, mkay? Don't worry, I added 15% for the "unexpected dtuff" so you're safe. Fuck you scrum, scrum-fall, whatever you are. Lost a dev lead role once for being honest about it after a year with a team that loved me, and projects completed more or less on time. Been reconsidered for a dev lead role for being honest about it in another place. Somebody else peddle this kool-aid, this one prefers a walk-on role in the wall to a lead role in the cage.

I need to pull a few rabbits out of my arse on Monday and I don't have enough executive function points to do it all 🥺

Try and be more accurate about my estimated story points.

$Points = Date('Y') - 1;
Echo "Celebration Time!";

The moment you realize that you don't need more than 100 Points to create an Avatar that looks like you in real life

Anyone have a good IoT project for noobs? Bonus points if it would be fun to use in college

Finally, a ticket with 6 story points got cleared from QA after 2 weeks. You can't describe that feeling I guess.

I wonder if you can make this stuff up?

Forking issues with conditional break points? Yes. Please. I need debugging to be much slower.

Had a php float value that I needed to use as a string, so I typecasted it.
Later on in the code I need the value again but now it was a string.

Typecasted it back to a floating point.

My colleague almost killed me when he found out what caused the miscalculations.

Why the hell do some teams use story points on bugs? I mean, there's a reason why they're called STORY points 😯

I fucking hate that in JavaScript we have the naming convention of index.js for entry points, whyyy? no sense, thanks node

Not a big fan of iPhone’s touch points. They don’t feel intuitive at all to me. Maybe it’s my 8 years of Android experience talking.

triggers {
cron('H */1 * * 1-5') // 23 every working day
}

I hate when comments are not updated along with code.

Even more when git blame points at me xD

I'm installing WHMCS. 777 to be writeable? Thefuck.
Ill give you 764 at max boi, you aint getting the remaining 13 points, no topscore for you.

You have Total 4 Points

* You lose a point if you are reading this on your computer screen
* You lose a point if you are barefooted
* You lose a point if you are tired of everything and want a vacation
* You lose a point if you want a chilled beer

How many points you have now ?

I need 10 points to change my avatar. Wanna help.

I have joke on my avatar but i dont have enough points to create one.🙁

I guess I need to try for points again since an iMac for my avatar is 3000. :/

Collab generator, or "for 100 points: person or bot?"

For those with hiring experience, or just informed opinions.

Candidate A:
1.5 years self-taught web development, primarily Javascript, but also Ruby & Golang
6 months commercial front end experience
Brucey Bonus: a significant fullstack personal project (deployed), plus lots of smaller projects. Has focused a lot on learning OOP and functional paradigm principles.

Candidate B:
As candidate A, but instead of a personal project, has made a couple dozen PRs on a big open source project (ie Mozilla’s debugger). They seem to have eschewed really dialling down into algorithms/paradigms, preferring to learn “in the wild”.

They both perform equally well in interview tests, and appear to be engaging, hardworking and approachable.

Which one do you pick, and why?

Debugging in React is awesome and the stack always points at the exact place where the error occurred ... Said no one ever.

help me get points so i can create an avatar :(((

What are your thoughts on sprint planning meeting with poker cards? ( Everytime we had those meetings, dev team points are always similar and rest of the people never)

To reach level 40 legally we need 50,000 experience points a day for a year.

Which do you guys prefer when checking object values? Console.log or setting break points?