Meeting rooms... it Made me giggle.
Original was a gif was a gif on LinkedIn in from Netflix post.

https://linkedin.com/feed/update/...

Some IT person is walking to the marketing department coffee machine because one on IT is broken.

While waiting for his coffee he yells:
I want a enormous rack!

All the women instantly hide, and one guy say. “You cannot say that here!”

IT guy looks surprised and wondering what he said wrong....

Somebody found my devRant post history.. and found it fun.

And check it it are all different posts

FU*** unnamed company..... lets recap.
I went for a job interview at this unnamed company i was acting like me and dress like i normally do, witch is good not extrem like a model but normal OK. like you would see in any company.

Yes maybe i could have got a haircut but you know time...

but not to drift, i when i was myself in the interview and no out of the ordinary things happend....

3 days later they call with feedback and you properly guest it! they did not like my appearance..

Like why? my feedback to them was to think that refusing someone based on there personal statement of looking fucking average JO is not good thing to do. and that it makes them look like big "i am better than you..." jerks....
of course there was more of this so called "feedback".

They also ask if i had any feedback for them... i kindly suggested that they need to invest in training how to not judge people on how they look but on there ability of there work and skill....

pfff.. that gone! alright thanks devrant for this outlet.

++ at 301 Lets see where the redirect leads us to....

I wish i would have these speeds @ home...
this is @ work for your information

This Made me giggle... the Homer gif moving into the hedge

Here al list if funny and sometime true programming wisdoms!

https://howtodoinjava.com/for-fun-o...

Starting job where I am no longer a developer doing developing.

Damm I hate the ops job, now they letting me do pm work without pay raise or anything.

So worse mistake I ever made....

!= rant
All devs Rise and show your creative prowess!
@ https://tadhack.com/2017/global/

Its a fun hackington where i have been before a few times, run only by volunteers.
I tink some people on devrant here also would be interested in this event.

i am also going and hope te see more devranters there! ID't by there laptop stickers!

Office humor, sorry its in dutch.

Trying to automate gitlab deployment with Ansible. It runs but freaking keeps failing on task. Reconfigure the gitlab server. Without helpful output!

After 2 days bashing and commenting line after line the answer reveals.

True != true Fuuucc...

Ever wondered if there are any Devs on devRant that work at the NSA? Or other shady agencies. Or are they only indexing this network?

Finally enough ++ to add a yellow rubber duck to my profile image!
Next goal a new desk.

The happy moment you start a new project a Find that you can use your old code, then realizing you don't remember how it worked but use it anyway.

You now you work at a good job when you download a ISO image of DVD size and the speed max is the server on the other end where you are downloading from.

Studying multimedia developer course Class year one learning HTML.
Build this with tables and inline styles....

Assignment was clearly written and you where able to copy past most of it.
I was like fuuu. I build it in CSS and external style sheet.

Time set for assignment 4 days, time used: 3 hours.

This was in 2008......

I hope now for you students out there that it has changed and you are learning proper coding and are correctly challenged

#weeklyrant: a rubber duck AI that responds to your jabbering and helps you to find that stupid forgotten ; in your code. And comment the hell out of your code so you will understand later on.

Be warned! It has been freezing in hell.

When shall ye use a framework or when ye shall code all it self?

That's a question I shall ask all ty devRanters for ye who has the knowledge of programming would be kind to share to all others.

You are almost done with your project. And lowest version of IE it needs to works on is 10 and that makes you happy! That means you are getting old because you remember the IE 6 days.

Telling management about something new https://youtu.be/Vywf48Dhyns

There is a true story at my workplace.
A Linux administrator installing putty on its first day of work. On fedora Linux. Alright maybe normally using Windows. The next thing he had done was amazing.

He changed the UID in passwd file of root and pushed it to all servers......

Nobody could fix it anymore because even root didn't had rights to edit passwd. Next day he was asked not to come back

Testing new server deployment in test env all works, then production it all breaks down. Network didn't allowed the right traffic. Took me whole week to find that out. Until some networking engineer said, you know there is a firewall between those networks?

You know when you are true developer when you have nightmares about non functioning code and bugs without solutions...

Stickers arrived in the Netherlands!

Mmmh something worked the first time....
Why this should not happen!!

when in a presentation from a supplier your team leader insist you join......

JavaScript engine trolling: input field in html defined as a number but JavaScript insisted it was a string! But only that one field. That is same as the rest.