Dependency hell - when you have a package you want to update and then you find out 3 other things depend on that version of that dependency and then your pretty much screwed so you just leave the original version of the package you were trying to update in place.

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

Dev1: I started work at a new company.

Dev2: Cool, how is it?

Dev1: Well its ok... but they are a bit weird.

Dev2: How weird.

Dev1: Very weird, they round my pay to 1000 insted of 1024.

Dev2: Yeah weird.

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Such folks 😓 And not to forget the $1000+ systems.

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

Apple just announced a new 6k monitor. The stand for it is NOT included and will cost $1000.

This snapshot of the presentation is meme-worthy.

...People will still buy it.

Perfection 1000

At job interview.

Interviewer: What are your goals in life?

Me: Well... Right now... Getting 1000 upvotes in devRant so I can get that fat cat on my avatar....

Rant number 1000. Let's see how this one goes :D

Here a beer as for celebration!

My friend: After a week of coding finally added 500 lines, now i have 1000,I'm so proud . How is your project going?
Me:

Hey frontend developers. If you do THIS:

z-index: 1000;

...expecting that it will ensure your div will be on top no matter what, I'm about to fuck your world up. Check this shit out:

z-index: 1001;

Motivation level 1000.

Was working on a group project.. I ask my partner to give me the code he was working on. Expecting link to repo or at very worst an email

I GET A FUCKING IMESSAGE W 1000+ LINES OF CODE

After giving 1000 posts a ++ its time to say hello :)
It's a really nice community and I already spent some hours reading rants. Thanks for this great place.

Got me some free swag. Thanks @dfox & @trogus! Might I suggest:
500++ stress ball
1000++ mouse mat
2000++ t-shirt
4000++ sexual favours
8000++ replacement soul

Seeing OOP classes with more than a 1000 lines of code really pisses me off.

Saying yes to people who want a website for $100.

I've learned my lesson, all brand new websites now start at $1000.

A normal person believes a kilobyte is 1000 bytes, a coder believes a kilometer is 1024 meters.
-Unknown

Added almost 1000 lines of code. Compiled and no errors.

I was like, erghhh seriously?

@Linux thought this might be an important milestone for you. I remember when you got 1000...

To write 1000 lines of JS, I need 1 cup of coffee.
To write 100 lines of documentation I need 100 cups of coffee.

For some reason time stops when I open confluence

Business logic in the fricking database.

1000+ line SQL stored procedures.

What the actual fuck?! 👿

It feels so great when your github project reaches 1000 stars!

I've just reached 1000++. It's not much and it's taken me almost 1 year but it's still a pretty nice milestone in my book :)

It would be really awesome if devRant would send us a rubber duck if our rant gets more than 1000++ 😝😝

Removed the front end code using Angular : -9000 lines

Replace it with Vue : +1000 lines
😎
It's not because it's Google that means it's simple.

Just hit 1000++

..all I want is 175..

-Company We need to know how our customers use our application.
-Me: got 1000 cool ideas
-Company Oh yeah, our customers don't have internet connection...

My non coder friend thinks typing a 1000 line document and coding 1000 line software/app are perfectly equal things and deserves equal salary.

That awkward moment when you realize the code you have been debugging for an hour actually works fine and updating the entire dataset. You've just been returning only the top 1000 rows.

Passed my AWS Certified Solutions Architect Associate with 919/1000! 🎉

I find it funny how so many people still do not know that 1 kilobyte is just 1000 bytes and not 1024 bytes!

That's a KibiByte!

Guys, kilo means 10^3, always! Always!

When /admin is protected by nothing more then:

var admin = false;
If(!admin){
setTimeout( function(){
window.location.href = "/home"
}, 1000);
}

My favourite to ever stumble on and dred going through hundreds of files to actually fix😣

You fuckin sell $1000 wix site?🖕

So I just got an email from some marketer with over 1000 addresses in the cc field.

A few of these people have already hit reply-all.

Have people forgotten how email works?

Finally reached 1000+ rep on Stack Overflow!

Whohoo, I'm in the +1000 club!

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

A guy asked me to develop an uber-like app... he offered me 1000 bucks to do it

noob misconception #378: during my first internship the summer after my freshman year, i was under the impression that if i used 1000 threads, my job would finish 1000 times faster. needless to say, my machine crashed in a second, and my manager thought i was an idiot when i was surprised it didn't work

Whoop Whoop

The picture is worth a 1000 words.

If archaeologists from 1000 years in the future find a fossilized copy of your code? What would they think about it?

Regex would definitely classify as alien manufacture.

Designing a new software product: 1000 hours

Designing a logo and picking a color scheme that pleases everyone: 689236323447876 hours

I recently had been on a vacation to Singapore and Malaysia, and out of 1000+ pics/videos I clicked, this one's taken specially for you guys 🤗

tldr: My school created 1000 Microsoft and Google accounts without our permission and we can't even use the services they provide.

A few days ago I ranted about our schools IT department blocking all outgoing ports.

A few days ago we also got Enterprise OneDrive accounts to store all our stuff, sound wonderful in theory.

The thing is OneDrive doesn't work without outgoing ports either...

So our School created both Microsoft and Google accounts in our names. This is against the law. You can't just register 1000 Google and Microsoft accounts in some else's name, like bruh wtf.

My first JSoup project?
Go to 1000 random rants and see how much they curse!
According to the results (btw I only did 1000 rants) people say "fuck" and "ass" 5.7% and 5.6% of the time respectively, while "shit" comes in third with 3.6%, and "bitch" coming in with a measly 0.2% (yes, I know I forgot to fix the % bug) Anyone surprised by the results? I was kinda surprised with "ass"

I feel like castrating our PM right now.
"Hey, here are a few changes I promised the client will be done by tomorrow. "
**Sends a 1000+ page document **
It's on a fucking weekend moron!!!

Rs 500 and 1000 notes are banned in India in order to curb black money.

Bankers will now get to know what is 1 day development and deployment along with support from the next day.

#ITprofessionals.😂😂

Ayy. Finally hit the 1000++ point. Now I can get the shirt that I literally have 5 of irl for my avatar

today, after 3 years of waiting, I sold my 2 bit coins in 1000% profit ! best investment of my life so far

First off: setup reveal
second off: thanks everyone for the 1000++!!
Lastly: devrant stickers!
Thanks @dfox and @trogus for making this awesome platform

Oh my god! Just found my girlfriend opened 1000+ tabs in Safari on her iPhone. This makes me crazy... Should I break up with her?

Web Developer with no common sense: “I’m going to query the currency calculator API for each of the 1000 records to convert.”.

Web Developer with common sense: “I’m going to query the currency rates API and use the calculation to convert each of the 1000 records.”

Yay!

I know some have reached crazy high numbers lately, but hey, I just reached 1000++!

Yay!

Me: "I should try to waste less money this month"
Also me: "I wonder what 1000 euro whiskey tastes like..."

(Please describe in comments, I don't actually have 1000 euros for whiskey.)

Refactoring a 1000 line God awful js function. Why do people do this?

Woo hoo!!! I broke 1000 points!

Only 1000 files remaining to finish reviewing this PR. I'm almost there!

I'm starting to hate js. Every library needs atleast 1000 other libs. I just blew the node_modules folder to 100mb with just one npm require

Participating in my first every Hackathon

And this is the speed test result ( more than 1000 participants are here )

That feeling when your product is is used worldwide and has over 1000 users in less than one and a half month
*Developer power intensifies*

How I feel about devRant reputation

0-100 - Sup noobie
100-1000 - Hey man
1000-4999 - devRant Demigod
5000+ - Legendary

if you're unemployed you can't get a house in 1000 years

but hey, there's good news

if you're employed you can get a house in 100 years

Legacy 1000+ line method

Just under 1000 on devRant.
At 14 on Stack Overflow...

Just short of being able to upvote! Maybe I can help noobs...

My next rant: Why do I get down voted when I try to help noobs?

Should I push my 1000th commit along with the 1000 devRant ++'s?

Day 1 of my 1000 job applications TikTok challenge

Goal:
- apply to 9 different jobs per day
- see if i can break the Guinness World Record of being rejected 1 thousand (1000) times

Stats so far:
- 9 job applications
- 0 replies
- 0 hires

Will be documenting this on devrant too

When You Write approx 1000 lines of code without save, and then kernal panic... I'm exhausted 😑

"One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code." - Ken Thompson

When someone makes 1000+ API calls to populate a single view, something is seriously wrong 😮

But I like those waterfall design in network monitor.

Being under 1000 rep on stackoverflow is elo hell. All you get are downvotes for non-duplicate, sensible and well explained questions. I think most of SO community is pretty fucking toxic towards people trying to learn programming.

Hello, Club 1000!
I would like to thank my mom and dad, all of the ranters who have contributed to this achievement and you, @dfox and @trogus—without you this would not be possible.

!rant

Sooo... my 4 and a half-ish year old iPad (gen 3) has survived for over a 1000 hours on one charge!
And still going strong!

Welp, at a dinner with @ewpratten and @n3xus . Just told them I was literally one vote away from 1024 and they both down voted me under 1000 and then above 1024

I'm only 3 points from breaking 1000!

Commented all of my code. More than 1000 lines, teacher didn't read it....

I had a test when i was in 9th grade for computer( not computer programming )

Q) how many KB are i an MB ?
1) 500 2) 1000 3) 2000 4) none of the above

Since its 1024 i thought its none of the above like a sane person but my teacher be like " there are 1000 KB in 1 MB." I tried to explain that i think thats wrong but well gg.

Got my first 1000 "++"!

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

What kind of fucktard thought it was a good idea to include html in their API endpoint? 3€ per 1000 requests? YOU should be the one paying me to deal with this shit. Even enforcing class classnames...

A developer asks his friend for a loan: 'please give me 1000 $...'
Friend: sure, here, take 1024 so its round.

Wow ! What a milestone ! 1000++'s

Thanks everyone for this amazing community ! I really feel I'm part of something, I never got so involved in a community and it's awesome :D

Thanks to you all ! All the doggos for me now !

Me: We should organize our code before it gets out of hand.

Team: Maybe later

Team, 4 days later: WTF why can’t I find anything in this 1000+ line main.js file???

Our university will have a fancy laser lab with a direct fiberoptic connection to the most accurate atomic clock 200km away.

But the online system still cant handle more than few 1000 students trying to check their grades/plan...

(the meeting)

I've had a non-IT world colleague ask me to build a website, I asked if it's a static website like resume etc with no database & stuff. I quoted $1000 if that's the case since that's minimal maintenance
He goes he needs a simple website, like eBay to sell his products. Also need features like Amazon, integration of various payments. And this and that.

For $1000 !!

I felt good that he thinks I can make an e-commerce site but f¢k that thinking man.. I told him to hire a freelancer and told him about few sites.

Maybe we'll see a thousand dollar e-commerce site, haha I only hope the payments part is secure 😂😂 I ain't buying anything anyways. I'm 99 % sure nobody's gonna do it and next time we talk, he's gonna be like 1000 and a 50 haha

Sometimes I get scared that one of my posts is gonna get so many downvotes that it'll remove my previous +1000 that I have.

Today's the day we make this happen.

Thank you all for helping me to my first real goal, 1k! Thank you all! Love this community so much! Let’s continue that.

Received $1000 bill from google because my navigation app used google maps and the places search/autocomplete API to allow users to search for a place.

Switching to mapbox maps and places api.

#%$£€@&?

After a developer writes a 1000 lines of code with no unit tests then it is time to go home.

I would like to thank everyone who ever upvoted me because I am now joining the 1000 club haha :D

a milestone for me 😬

FINALLY after 48 hours coding. 1000 lines of algorythms ....

Managed to sync video playback on 30 Machines, didnt go to work "sick".

All this for a side project.
Doesnt possibly work they said....

Hit 1000 while on the crapper. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Versioning that raises no questions for most of the world. The majority can't be wrong, eh?

1.0
2.0
2.1
3.0
3.1
3.2
95
98
2000
1000 (M)
10 (X)
5 (V)
7
8
8.1
10
11

And finally +1000 club!!!

Finally joined the 1000 club! And 5 more ++ on one of my rants and I'll get a stress ball. This week is really going well

Step 1: open CMD
Step 2: *color 2*
Step 3: *mode 1000*
Step 4: forget what you actually wanted to do

Yayyyyy! I got the stickers 😆
Thank you @dfox and @trogus for building this great dev community. We owe you 1000 lines of code :p

So today's the day.

We've now successfully installed four Ubiquity AP's with a Ubiquity Security Gateway onto a 1000/1000 fiber line. Feels really nice when you're finished with the cable laying and everything just works™. Just getting the fiber in there was a project of its own, but now it's all complete. Tommorow I'll be working from home, and on Monday I guess I'll be bombarded with connectivity issues. Oh well, let's enjoy the weekend first 😁

Previous dev needed to validate new user names as unique. His solution? Query Top 1000 rows and do a string comparison. Totally scalable, amirite?

If your computer is slow, check the running process and confirm that non is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a window.

As I imagine most of you do, I have a prettier plugin installed in my IDE. It just turned a 1000 line sql script into almost 6000 lines 🙃

Me: I finished the tests! Almost 1000 lines of testing data. They're actually pretty thorough. We're ready to push the changed.

Manager: That's great! But the requirements changed. We're gonna change the schema and queries quite a bit.

Just 2 days spend on debuging a function !

Definition:
int func (int x, int y) {
...
}

Call :
int c = func (y, x);

I checked 1000 line for debuging this :-\

Plz remember that check your function args while debuging

Why do you need 100, 500, 1000, 2000 points to unlock some avatar features? Wouldn't 128, 512, 1024 and 2048 be more appropriate for a software community?

if(night){
sleep(12*60*1000);
}else{
//TODO update when you get a job
sleep(12*60*1000);
}

!rant
I just found out that I can get 1000/1000 mbit fiber for approximately $50 a month where I live........ Time for an upgrade!

Changing authentication mechanism in SharePoint from windows identity to ADFS identity is stupidly complicated, especially for existing large farms with custom code.

On the plus side - just convinced the director this is stupid - saved myself, himself, and 1000 users a ton of misery.

Bought a new tv. Over £1000 which is probably classed as mid range. However it's still a chunk of money.

It's my first experience with android since 2008.

It's still ABSOLUTELY SHITE!!!

Wish I'd gotten another TV now.

hello +1000 club! got my +1000 shoes, my +1000 desk and my +1000 sungluses now all I am missing is a vader helmet..

If I delete a rant and the lost ++ would get me under 1000++, would I lose my already equipped 1000+ only items?

I broke 1000 personal vote number things last night!

I need help understanding GitHub culture. How many stars do you say is equal to 1000 Instagram likes?

@dfox i have a devRant Idea.
Achievements - Kind of like Xbox achievements etc ...
For example: (Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum)

Total Likes: 2k, 5k, 10k, 25k
Likes On a post: 100, 250, 500, 1000
Likes on a comment: 10, 25, 50, 100
Total Rants: 15, 50, 100, 500
Total Comments: 50, 150, 400, 1000
Weekly Rant: Top 10, Top 5, Top 3, Number 1
Monthly Rant (most popular rants that month): Top 10, Top 5, Top 3, Number 1

Recruiters be like
We are looking for a fresh graduate with 1000 projects and 10 years of experience

I think my avatar makes look blind now... (1000++s, yay)

Oh my God I didn't even noticed I crossed 1000++ in just 2 weeks of newly activated me! Over 400++ in fucking 2 WEEEKKKSS!!!

THANK YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU

void endlessCrap () {
usleep(365*24*60*1000);
this->happyBirthday();
}

Achievement of the day:
Reverted a merge from 3 weeks ago (about 30-40 commits back), 1000 ish LOC. Didnt break the build, app worked 100%.

Can't shake the feeling my desk will literally be on fire tomorrow tho.

Day 2 of my 1000 job applications TikTok challenge

Goal:
- apply to 9 different jobs per day
- see if i can break the Guinness World Record of being rejected 1 thousand (1000) times

Stats so far:
- 18 job applications
- 3 replies
- 3 rejections
- 0 hires

If a picture is worth a 1000 words then a video is what, (1000 x frame rate x length of the video) words???

Stroking my own pickle a bit with this one but pretty excited that a YouTube video I did in one take and am not entirely happy with my explanations hit 1000 views... Really should make another one aye...

So today a Windows sysadmin told me the Registry is a part of Windows he "doesn't know so well" 😂 and the worst part is the faith of about 1000 users lies in his hands 🤦‍♂️

I wrote test #1000 of a project at work today

yay

Im now in the 1000+ club...

Yay? I guess?

Who tf are these people who write files called things like handlers.js which are over 1000 lines long?

1000

Shit I missed my first 1000, shh
I totally posted this exactly at
1000, nobody saw anything!

So if I calculated that correctly
it will JUST take me 18 more
months for the next digit . .

(((╹д╹;)))

So what do we get at 1000 total +1s?

Deleted 1000 lines of code that I would need at a later point. Had a mini heart attack once I found out the code was no longer there...

devRant mini rant... Only myself to blame

I wear flannels all the time :( but don't have 1000

Thanks devRant for awesome content, I will get the flannels soon!

That Awesome moment when u cross 1000 rep in Stack overflow SO !😊
One of the best days ! (Not much of a rep but still)

Sifting through a React class component that is over 1000 lines long.

When was this written? Not in the 1950s like you might think. Just over 3 months ago.

Kill me.

if you work in IT, don't address your team as 'warriors'. Especially if that team has over 1000 people.

****1000++ club****
comment below
if your ++count >= 1000

I'll just enable eslint on this module as well... Boom! 1000 errors 🤦‍♂️

Goto the play store and look for a flashlight, you'd find thousands of apps.

So what's the big idea? Well the big problem here is the whopping millions of downloads each one of them has

Let's assume there are a 1000 flashlight apps and I assure you there are!

1000* 1 million users... Either that or people exist with weird fantasies of collecting flashlight apps

Did technical interview yesterday, rejected today. As expected. Nothing new.

my 1000 job applications tiktok journey might continue

So apple might finnaly offer a MacBook air revision that is under $1000 USD this year... Let's hope it's not too much in Australia and a MacBook air might not be so fucking pointless now!

Yea sure, I'd like to refactor your fucking 1000 loc spagetti code "module" with no documentation at all...

Took over an Android Studio project with Gradle. Here are my results:
Time to make code changes: 1 hour
Time to setup, configure, and build app: 1000 years

Shit, I missed that I got a thousand ++!
But thank you all so much, I love this community. This is just so amazing.

WOO 1000++ <3

I updated all the records about 1000+ because I forgot to write the where clause with the update query and it updated every fucking single row with same values.
~God bless backups :)

1000!!!!!!!

Every time I see the N+1 query problem in people's implementation, I feel like crying. Especially when it's dealing with large data sets of something like 1000 records.

Manager X: (logs a support ticket) "Agent is unable to access system using the password provided."

Me: "You're going to have to narrow it down a little, we have over 1000 active agents."

I hate the support side of my job...

Find 1000 ways to solve a problem

1000!
Love to all of you grumpy people.

Rejection 4 / 1000 of my 1000 job applications TikTok journey

Another reply with apsolutely no constructive feedback for me. No explanation why they decided not to choose me. Just fuck you we'll go for the next one. No. Fuck YOU

On my trip to New York I bought a C# 7 in a Nutshell book (nutshell being 1000+ pages).
The best money I've ever spent. That thing is awesome😍

This, my friends is the rate at which ads and trackers are being shoved into our faces. It's just been 7 fucking hours since I installed Blockada and this is what I have. 1000 fucking requests blocked.

Thank you everyone for the 1000++ upvotes. DevRant has been amazing since day one. 💙

Always check if you are on the test or the prod system at least 1000 times before cleaning up the customers database.

This happend twice to my team.... At least our customers admins were pretty chill and said they learned something from this.

Do I get a stress ball once I hit 1000 ++?

The Microchip LAN7850 is a USB 2.0 to 10/100/1000 Ethernet controller. I wonder how they manage a gigabit connection over USB 2.0 which maxes out at 480MBit. *Thinking Emoji*

Atom has much more stars than VSCode on GitHub. But still atom has issues under 1000 while VSCode has fucking 5000+ issues. Interesting.

Rejection 2 / 1000 of my 1000 job applications TikTok journey

Another vague response. It appears to me as if all of these companies are looking for a top 0.1% FAANG engineer and pay him $600/month

They were right, jQuery is 1000 times smoother to use than typical DOM manipulation 😍

SQL collation conflicts are the worst thing that has ever been made possible in humanity... it's 1000 times worse than problems with time zones, change my mind.

Fuck off whoever decided to make hundreds of different versions of the same languages.

I don't care about warnings. My 1000 lines of code when I try to database

I don't fear the dev who has built 3 large scale SaaS apps.

But, I fear the dev who has built a 1000 To-Do apps.

A JavaScript developer want to understand my 1000+ lines pythonic python code without any prior knowledge about python and he just want to understand it so that he can translate it into js. What should i do?

Anyone knows why comment limit on web version of devRant is 1000 chars and on mobile 2000 chars?

Is this an actual feature to push people for using mobile app, or inconsistency caused by not updating web app?

Bitcoin fell £1000 in 2 hours. Where are the rants now? 😋

Resharper is amazing, 1000's of little wins all day. But then I screw up, run the wrong command, and spend 30 minutes fixing my mistake. I'm starting to wonder if it's actually more efficient.

Cheese and crackers this is the worst code I’ve ever seen... i hated visual basic before but when it’s written by incompetent devs it’s 1000 times worse. Brb going to go tear my eyes out before trying to debug this shit code.

* talking with coworker about how to use a certain library *

* other coworker comes in *
"Oh I have experience in that library. Perhaps I could help"

* we explain our problem *
"Hmmm yeah, you should probably refer to the docs."

Helpful 1000!

!rant

Finally got the 1000++ still feels like I just joined last month. Thanks to you folks I don't feel like I'm alone anymore.

PS: Fuck jQuery, copypasta shit code and retarded company policies. 🕊

What use is a MacBook?
Cause all it is is an overpriced laptop, that has the basic functionality and features that a regular and cheaper laptop has.
My friend and I concluded that all it's used for is to say you HAD $1000.

What to choose for first job?

1. Small company "10-15 people" working with CRM systems C# Full stack.

2. Big company "1000+ people" working with java backend.

Same pay and language doesn't really matter right now. What's best for the future?

Rejection 5 / 1000 of my 1000 job applications TikTok journey

I have rejection 6 ready but cant post more than 1 image at a time on devrant. Rejection 6 is the same company from rejection 4! They fucking rejected me TWICE. Because i asked them to tell ME out of ALL the positions they have available -- NOT A SINGLE ONE FITS MY PROFILE. DO THEY NOT CARE THAT I HAVE A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE????????????????

1000 yard stare? Excuse me, what? It’s called “being slick”.

I have 1000 problems and
Reached here
Function called
#############
and threading
While loop
Blah blah blah
Blah Blah blah
Is one of them
==================
lololololololololololololo
I hate threading
5555555555555555555
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit

Suggestions @dfox :
What about profile achievements?
10/100/1000 total +1s
Invent a new metric unit: rants/week
Can @localhost get a gold star or something on his profile for first to 1000?
Silver stars for people who gave an idea that was impliemented
Bronze star for people who have gotten a stress ball

I'm half working on this project, half thinking of DevRant... It's Friday!

I'm so happy I have reached the 1k ++

@dfox, dude did you jack the price of the skull tee by 1000++ 🤔
I wanted that fucker bad and you moved the post haha or was that @trogus?

WTF!!!
I almost gone through 1000 of top rant pages on this website....
Am I doing something wrong??? 😐😐

Why can't GitHub have a random repo button, there's randomrepo.something but it only shows ones with 1000+ stars ..

After years of experience in the industry, I find that I have 1000% more skills and 2000% more knowledge.

I have come to the realization that I need to do 500% less things and demonstrate 1000% less knowledge.

2022, Lex Lexter, a collection of wisdom

10 updoots to 1000...

in the middle of a 1000 exams i got afking fever....fck this

So tired that I can't even think about writing code this weekend .... Despite really wanting to. 1000 things going through my head that I could code right now.

I invested 1000 rs in bitcoins today. My 1st 0.002289 BTC 😁😇. (1000 yet to invest). Lol its a small amount i k.

I have to change a powershellscript of a 1000 lines.....

Thanks VS code for randomly deciding to fuck up over 1000 lines of saves yet uncommitted code.

I seriously just want to cry

That moment when the code that was supposed to be removed in only commented out!!! The guy butchered a bunch of classes by commenting out about 1000 lines of code

I knew when my dad showed me gwbasic on a tandy 1000. Never did more than a high/low guessing game but not bad for a 7 year old. I so do not miss having to manually number lines.

I... Hate... Uni coursework. Would much rather be coding my own projects than reading 1000 plus lines of code to write a single class

Pc:- Downloading game started.
Me :- 🤓
Pc:- After 1hour , 7 % completed
Me:-😌
Pc:- After 24 hours, 18 % completed
Me:-😟
Pc:- After 10 days, 28% completed
Me:-😡
Pc:- After 1000 years , 99 % completed
Me:-👴👴RIP💀💀

I bet jake wharton is going to post his cat pics in a repo someday and that would also get a 1000 stars, 350 forks 80 issues, 4 prs and 30 medium articles explaining/suggesting/worshipping/debating on it XD

½ Rant, !dev;

HECK i missed the exact moment it happened >.<
but THANK YOU so much for (1 << 10) ++'s!

like who cares celebrating 1000 :P

Thank you guys <3
Shoutouts to @jiffier for being the 1024'th ++er