me deleting print statements after debugging my code

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

Sure I've said this before, but I was once asked to embed a video in a pdf so people could print it...

Time to print out project source code

What a genius way to print numbers.

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

my printer won't print .gifs properly?
😭

"We need you to build a feature on our website to stop people taking screenshots. I can use the print screen key and then easily print out our website design. You need to make the site design harder to copy".

This is an extract from a recent client email I received. To say I'm in shock is an understatement.

Back in the days when I started to learn c I had an assignment to print all the prime numbers between 1 to 100 but didn't know how (with if/for/while)

So I searched Google for "prime numbers from 1 to 100" and used printf to print them on the screen

I got an A+

Client has asked me to sign an NDA. They've emailed me the NDA and asked that I print two copies of it, one which I must sign and return to them, and the other to keep for myself. Because I'm to print it twice, they've attached two copies of the NDA in PDF form. They're identical, I've checked.

Can you convert our printer to print plastic ID cards?

Debugging

Script kiddies be like:
** install python **
print "hack this world"

woah!! I'm a hacker now

Bug emerges

Print a bunch of stuff

Breakpoints

Crisis of confidence

Research obscure fundamentals of the language

See typo

Fuck.

Just saw my gf print documents, scan them and then mail the scans... 😶

Someone tried to print a picture which offended the printer.

*spends 40 minutes modifying and remodifying algorithm*

*gets the same output*

....

*checks print statement*

print localVariable

*throws keyboard out the window*

Tip: pretty print json file using:

cat file.json | python -m json.tool

!rant
If repost === true
print ("sorry")
else
print ("😂")

Thanks: twitter@nixcraft

Print Job A succeeds
Print Job B remains silent
The code differs not

My boss has never programmed before. Recently, he decided that I should print out all the code for an admittedly rather small project (10k lines of Java code, 200 pages printed out), and then have me explain every line to him.

Luckily, he didn't get past 'public static void main', especially since I hadn't even bothered to print out more than that!

10 PRINT "HELLO ";
20 GOTO 10

Print 'Hello World' in ReactJS.

# Time - dies
# Memory - cries in silence
# C - gives an evil laugh

When a "Hello World" tutorial doesn't print the words "Hello World".

print("Hello DevRant!")

I'm new to the community but I really dig everyone's posts and attitude. This app is great!

After 2 weeks of node, I go back to my buddy python. Write some code. Get tons of errors.

This is what I did at at least 10 places. 😔😑

Submitting my homework in LaTex makes me want to print it out and hang it on the wall because it is so beautiful.

(Not dev, not rant, although it might become one later on)

So as some of you may know, I am colorblind. I always avoid working with colors because of it. Yesterday I decided to do something I've always wanted, painting. And no I don't mean painting on a canvas but miniatures and other 3D models.

I love catan, I love 3D printing and I thought let's print a catan set and paint it myself, without depending on family to ask for colors.
I've got this German paint tubes and used the wikipedia color descriptions to decide what to paint which color.

The following is the result, its a wheat tile (and in the background a wood tile).
Feel free to give tips and suggestions. If I picked a wrong color please tell me so I can update my tactics.

Finally took this step. Yay

I saw this the other day:

if x % 3 == 0:
print("Number is divisible by 6")

I wanted to, and want to, die.

Proud of this. When you print my blog it is what every website should be: a clean document.

Sometimes I have such little idea what I'm to do or doing that I print code to 'analyze' it fully...

Instead of using actual debugging tools, using print statements and forgetting to remove all of them.

print ("Hello World") # prints hello world

"What the hell isn't working? Welp, better add print() to everything :^)"

Print “Hello, World!” in a language you know (don’t repeat any) ⬇️

When you print out a fake window since it's the closest thing you have to the real outside

// I can't be the only one...

public static void p(String inpt) {
System.out.println(inpt);
}
...

p("That much typing is unjustified.");

Taxi is waiting outside. Have to print some files before I go. Already late. Windows update.

When you see a Java devotee using Python and they're doing something like this:

array = [1, 2, 3, 4]
for n in range(0,len(array)):
print(array[n])

At least I get to tell them "hey it doesn't have to be so hard just do it like this:"

array = [1, 2, 3, 4]
for n in array:
print(n)

Yesterday I realized that with the improvement in 3D printing, soon we will probably be able to download more RAM.

# TODAY :)

myAge = 22
if (day == 24 && month == 6)
myAge++
print("Happy BDay to me!")

Did you know that
console.table(arr);
will let you print whole JavaScript arrays in table form in console?

I tell him to submit a pull request, he just merges his code. I revert it and tell him to submit a pull request, he submits one then merges it himself immediately after...

function checkBrowser() {
if(browser == "Internet Explorer") {
print("I'm sorry, you have reached the 404 error page. Please use a different browser. Have a nice day.");
}
else {
print("Thank you for not using Internet Explorer");
}
}

print as gif

try {
…..
} catch {
// this would never happen
}

and then it happened

fucking always print something when you catch exceptions

Client sent the printing company I work for right now, a fax with an image and a message like "Please print this 4 by 2.54 meters", guy I talked to feels really tempted to scan it in and then just print it lol

Anybody's first debugging tool in any language is 'Print statement' ..
Is not it ?? ;)

Is a code truly tested until it has print("Fuck this"), print("Fuck that"), print("Fuck you"), print("Fuck me") spread along every code path?

print("Hello World!")

Was that really the best place for the Print Screen button?

When someone doesn't check what printer they are printing to

Print this off and thank me later ...

The journey of thousands of devrants begins with the first, print ("Hello World")

Should I print and scan the PDF to you?

Unwritten devRant law #1:

if ($day === 'Friday') {
// add important words
$rant .= 'deploy';
$rant .= 'not';
}

print $rant;

Dad, why did you 3D print the save icon?

Before I learned how to code and people said that you should print hello world I thought they really meant hook it up to a printer and print it on paper

Python is a wonderful language.

But apparently the C syntax is still so deeply engrained in my mind that I get errors when using "printf()" instead of "print()" on a regular basis. m)

if(stickersReceived()) {
coding.pause();
print("Finally! The Stickers are Here!! Thank You DevRant.")
setMood(Good);
coding.resume();
}

if ( x== !x )
print("Sorry, wrong universe");

How to make loading animation in terminal quick and dirty

Loop through these, print them, and replace them with the next one
\ | / --

import datetime
age=19

while not dead:
today=datetime.datetime.today()
if today.day == 1 and today.month == 4:
age+=1
print("🎉")

dev1: "I wish I could craft something physical, something I can hold."

dev2: "Just print off one of your websites."

class devRant_member:
def __init__(self, name):
self.name = name
def say_hi(self):
print( "Hello world, I'm ", self.name)

p = devRant_member("Blacksteel")
p.say_hi()

"xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing."

Best part of the site honestly

You call that code?
Let me print it and wipe my ass with it, because that’s all it’s good for.

var print = console.log;

My favorite line when I'm working with node.

Debuggers are for pussies real men use print("aa") everywhere.

Ok, sorry.
I'll go now

Print ("Hello World. Greetings from Nairobi, Kenya")

001 REM Code review

010 PRINT "Nitpick nitpick nitpick nitpick nitpick"
011 GOSUB REFACTOR

020 PRINT "This function is too complicated, break it up"
021 GOSUB REFACTOR

030 PRINT "Why do you have three methods for this? Put all the logic in one method."
031 GOSUB REFACTOR

040 GOTO 020
041 REM ARGH

998 PRINT "Looks good."
999 STOP

Worst coding mistake: forget to remove print statement that prints user authentication details.

STEP 1: Buy a 3D printer
STEP 2: Print a 3D printer
STEP 3: Return the 3D printer

I just got asked to print out last weeks production data in the "pristine squiggly brackets format".

😐

WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAAANNN!

This snippet was found in Thanos’ bash history:

```
ps Sh | sort -R | awk 'NR % 2 {print $1}' | xargs sudo kill -9
```

When you can't decide between lisp and python:

(print("Hello world!"))

print vs print()

Wanna have some fun at work.

Print out a beautiful sheet of voice commands for the printer.

Lean back and wait :)

Our clients get links to a WebGL application which is rendering a modified 3D model and displaying some data in real time (domain irrelevant).

Today a client asked if there was a way to print that.

You know. Print "that". The 3D rendering of the model.

Printing a screenshot was not deemed sufficient, since it doesn't hold enough information. Also if you are thinking to just print a few key perspectives with the crucial information rendered in - they already get a PDF with exactly that.

What are they even looking for? A freaking hologram?..

if (bread().isSelected):
print ("That's not the loaf you want")

print("Happy Holi to all.")

10 PRINT “Hallo”
20 GOTO 10

1983 : my very first program and also very first contact with a computer - a VC64

If i have 3d printer i will print this

human : Merry Christmas :)
js : console.log("Merry Christmas")
python 2 : print "Merry Christmas"
python 3 : print ("Merry Christmas")
bash : echo "Merry Christmas"
c++ : printf("Merry Christmas")
java : System.out.println("Merry Christmas")
html : <div> Merry Christmas </div>

add in for your favorite languages...

Code Editor? VSCode
IDE? IntelliJ
Debugger? print()
Yee? Haw

I'm doing my CV in Vue with Bulma and everything is all nice and neat. I have a nice and neat 'skills' section that you can see pictured, and it's nice and neat. However, what is not very nice and neat is Firefox (and chrome's) print to PDF thing which ignore the nice little semi meaningless dots that I have, which is so fucking asdfghjkl;

why the fuck does my printer not work for linux. dammit! i tried everything and this piece of shit epson xp-400 dont want to print. im about to print a fucking sledge hammer to it real soon!

Bond paper supply is coming, print that code EOD 🤣

I don't know if it was the best moment, but learning this in python..

From Allison Kaptur btw.

I just convinced a lawyer to learn programming. He sent me print ("hello world!")

One of Python 3.6's new features!

community = u'DevRant'
print(f'I love {community}')

age += 1
print("Spent 8400 days on Earth ☺")
print("!em ot yadhtriB yppaH"[::-1])

It prints images/text using water. And YES it was originally made to print giant dicks.

Designer ranting about designer.
Most graphic designer in switzerland have no clue on how to build a proper InDesign document. The design looks astonishing but when they want their design printed, they get roasted everytime.
No I can't print this ultra vibrant rgb color. This image has only 72ppi I need 300ppi in order to print this! WTF? What is this color setting? Japanese ICC color profiles? Are you retarded? No this layer composition is horrendous and unusable. WTF? a 60 page business report and no paragraph format presets? How I'm supposed to typeset this shit next year? No I can't print this fucktard, how long have been a graphic designer? 15 years? And you've still produce this crap? .... Every single time.

Thank goodness I don't work in print anymore.

Me in the Gym 😃😉😀

weights = [12.5, 15, 17.5, 22.5]
sets = 0
while (sets <2):
for i in weights:
print(i)
print("Rest")
sets = sets + 1

And people say keep your work at office.

Me ( everytime uses print() for debugging )
Actual debugger function : Am I a joke to you ?

“I sent a document to print but it hasn't come out... I think the printer might be broken”

NO! The printer is not BROKEN just because you can’t print. You see that person over there at the printer? Yes, that one collecting their print job now? THE PRINTER IS NOT BROKEN!

TL;DR: Printers suck. MS-Word sucks.

Yesterday I wanted to print a few participation certificates for my blender project students.

*Turns on printer, runs downstairs, gets paper, runs upstairs, puts paper in*

So I tried to print in word. Nothing happened. Printer was online. I checked queue: Nothing.

*a couple of tries later*

Okay, fuck it! I export it as a pdf and open it in edge (8 times. 8 documents. Edge is a neat pdf-viewer, fight me). I press print on one. It works. I print the others and check: They look shit. The images look like 25% resolution and 50% jpg compression. I check word.

It by default exports in low quality. Yea, thanks for asking me. I export pdfs again and check "high quality". Open them, print. Done.

These were like 30 wasted minutes and print color. And paper.

Btw they look fucking neat. I can't show them right now but gradient text headline, project name is a rendered and edited 3D object :D

some people are just worst than the devil.

int main()
{for (int i=0;i<5;i++)
{for(int j=i;j<5;j--)
{printf("*");
}printf("\n");
}
}

(some dude from class wrote that)

print('Hello, World!')

# this is my first post.

So today i got a call log from some users saying that they have "lost" the print page button when we made them switch from IE to Chrome, and I need to put the functionality back for chrome, after checking to see what print button they were talking about, because our system didint have the function to begin with, i realised they were talking about the print button on the IE toolbar that did not appear in chrome :/. The dev team had a good laugh afterwords.

Time to time I do some Hard- and Software repairs for neighbors and get some little money for it.

My neighbor let's call this one "Bob".

Bob has a new printer and a old one which is over 15 years old.

First: Holy shit 15 years old printer works still. WTF? Is this thing Hulk or what?

He ask me why he can't print a 128 site Doc with pictures in it from the old printer. It always stop at around 50 pages.

I tell him that it has only 32 MB Ram/Flash and can't print more. Before the Doc's were much smaller and could print that, but today you got files with more than 10 MB and on a printer it need's atleast 128 MB Ram to process and print it.

Guess what? One week later he asks me the same questions.

Why don't you print it on your new shiny expensive printer and why do you need still that OFFICE WAR VETERAN OF PRINTER to print it???

Seriously just use the new and better one!! Bob please give that old one a burial. He deservs it!

The code I'm working on is such a mess that I decided to print it, and rewrite it from scratch 😂

TIL that Python's "everything is an object" mentality allows you to do

def some_function():
some_function.variable = "abc"

print(some_function.variable)
> abc

print(). Nothing ever gets done without it. Not even hello world.

When you test the print style of a very well animated website and you go crazy.

Being able to print a message on hundreds of thousands of printers all over the world

print("Hello world!")

Want maximum efficiency in python?

def say(text):
print(text)

You save 2 keypresses everytime you print

Today I wanted to buy a printer. I spend hours researching on inkjets, inktanks, laser, cost per print, print quality... and then I realise that I print like 10 sheets in a year.
Wtf am I doing? Guess I'm just going insane with all the work. Maybe I'll feel better when I get my printer.

I needed to print out the documentation of Vue. Their guide, unfortunately, is not printer friendly. Used tempermonkey to inject a script which removes the navbar and sidebar so that I can print it.

I am a hacker

Here is way to find the element with maximum frequency in a list in Python:

a = [1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,1]

print(max(set(a), key = a.count))

When on Earth, print "hello world". When in space, print "hello "?

One more for VS Code, because sometimes you don't need a full blown IDE.

If only it could print.

Good job person who is not educated enough to not print a screenshot but still somehow got to work at university

STEP 1: Buy a 3d printer
STEP 2: Print a 3d printer
STEP 3: Return the 3d printer

The reporting department had a freak out because they couldn’t print to PDFs. Whole reporting nightmare and on fire.
Turns out it was printer unplugged a thousand miles away where someone fifteen years ago put a check in to ensure that a specific printer was connected before allowing physical print jobs.

Me: "why are you doing this with PowerPoint?"
colleague: "because i'm going to print it"
I left the room

Print ("hello world")

Been asked to do things out of my area, like print stuff, make videos, institutional document guides, etc etc etc

An interesting python function I just made. Probably not the first to do so.

def printf(fmt, *args):
print(fmt, args, end="")

If month = 12 {
If date = 24 {
print = "Merry Christmas"
}
}

Its 2019. I was just tasked with writing code to print to a dot matrix printer.

Do not import things and not use them. So annoying!!

import sys

print 'Hello World'

Stopping a heavily used script in production, because management wanted a print statement to include a period at the end.

"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away." - Tom Waits

A nice framed print made by our senior devs. Could you spot the error ?

When I start a new project in Python after not doing Python for a while:

print("Hello, World.");

When I start in C:

printf("Hello, World.")

After errors: *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* "RRRRGH semicolon."

Heh at least this time I remembered that Python uses print(), not printf()...

Do you want to run the script? Yes, No, Print. Wait what?
What is the intention of 'print'? Will it print the question out for me? :D

#ifdef FIRSTIME
Print("Hello Rant");

Print statement😂✌️

A galaxy print shirt and hawaii shorts is perfect attire for a business meal. Change my mind.

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

My manager insists I use a debugger. Note to self, next time lie and say I use a debugger

Unreal Engine adventures:
me: So ok, I need a map from int to String
Unreal: ya but it's called TMap, FCompactPoseBoneIndex and FName.
me: ..uhhh ok whatever
...
me: ok for debugging, please print this
Unreal: FName is not a string
me: k. Fname.toString().
Unreal: ya but it aint a TChar array now
...
IT'S A FKING STRING JUST PRINT IT. And the other guy is still an int with extra steps! Come the fuck on now....
I mean, honestly, a logging function that cannot print a fking FString? sigh...
Man, I miss python and blender...

function helloWorld() {
/**/var message = 'Hello world';
/**/print(message);
}

Someone fucked up double checking the packaging box was ready for print.

When I wrote my first program on a ZX81, I was about 9, it was

10 PRINT "Hello"
20 GOTO 10

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE AN OPTION TO QUICKLY JUST FUCKING PRINT A TABLE IN PHP???!!!!

I DON'T WANT TO SIT AND WRITE 50 MORE LINES FOR YOU TO DO SUCH A SIMPLE TASK.

I WANT TO JUST "SELECT * FROM BLABAL" AND PRINT THAT FUCKER IS IT THAT HARD EH?

10 PRINT "Mommy is crazy"
20 GOTO 10

Q: How to print number with commas as thousands separators?

Client: Why does this white box not show up when I print it on white paper?

[No spoilers, Mr. Robot, I hope] I saw this screen, and I'm truly curious about one thing:
What does line 21 and 22 do (double print statement)?

Is it an error or is it actually doing something that I don't understand?

I saw he is redirecting stdout to the file, but why the "print out" and "print(out)", does it make anything different that I'm not aware of??

// Task: add one to the input number

// Sane people:
// print(int(input())+1)

// Me:

n = [*(reversed(bin(int(input()))[2:]))]

tmp = ""
for i in range(len(n)):
tmp = n[i]
tmp = "1" if tmp == "0" else "0"
n[i] = tmp
if tmp == "1":break

if tmp == "0":n+=["1"]
n = "".join(reversed(n))

n = int(n,2)
print(n)

I print asd instead of hello world to understand print function is working correctly

What is everyone's goto to-do list tool/app and why?

Its amazing how many people call themselves programmers yet cannot figure out the usefulness of print/log statements. 🤦‍♂️

I created a class Log with a method d(String tag, String text) to replicate Android's log method in Flutter.

class Log {
static void d(String tag, String text) { print(tag + ": " + text); }
}

I replaced all 'print' into 'Log.d' in my project and I wondered why emulator kept crashing for the past two days.

Now I know..

Thank God it's Friday and my brain is toasted from this specific email to IT department which I had to call to get more details. Here are the parties involved.
1) Original sender (OS), 2) Sender to IT (SIT), 3) IT (Me)

SIT: Can someone from IT print this for OS? She's having issue printing.

Me: It's just an image file in the email. What issues is she having when trying to print?

SIT: Idk. She said she's having issues printing.

Me: Yeah, but what issue? She can't connect to printer, the file won't open or what? Can you ask her what the issue is?

SIT: *hold on...comes back... She just said that again..issue printing..

Me: Well, we need to know what issues it is so we can fix it. In that case she can print and not keep sending documents or files to someone else to print. Btw, did you try printing the image file?

SIT:Since she said she's having issue printing I figured to send to IT to fix the issue and print. I didn't print it.

Me: 😕😂🤔🤨😒..what? First of I still don't know whatever issue she is having. Second, you should try printing it and if you also have issues, let me know.

SIT: Ok how?

Me: *shows her how to get

SIT: Thanks it printed. Now I'm also wondering what issue she was having because this was easy to print..

Me: Can you transfer me to her phone?

Now pay attention here. She is SIT's boss.

Me: Hi OS, what issue are you having when trying to print the image file in your email? I'd like to fix it so you don't encounter that issue from now on..

OS: No issues. I was too busy to do it so I asked my secretary to do it.

Me: So you can print image files with no issues, correct?

OS: Yes.. actually I just printed my a picture my daughter sent me.

Me: Ok, have a nice..

*I call SIT back

Me: She's all set

SIT: Thank you so much fo fixing her issue.

Me: She didn't have any issue. She can print fine..

SIT: WTF!?!

Me: Have a good day, SIT..

😂😂😂😂 I was WOWED!!!

CLS
FOR i=1 to 10
PRINT 'B'
PRINT 'I'
PRINT 'T'
PRINT 'C'
PRINT 'H'
NEXT i

10 PRINT "I will allways miss Basic"
20 END

Not for kids.

Had a bug opened because the print dialog is different in IE and Chrome :/

I love pipes in R. Really wish more mainstream languages would adopt that *looking at you python, nodejs-tc39, rust, cpp*

Just something about doing

data %>% group_by(age) %>% summarize ( count= n() ) %>% print

As oppose to

print(summarize (group_by(data, age), count=n()) )

Print screen the desktop. Set the image as the wallpaper, hide the taskbar and all icons.

print("Hello World!")

Picture

print('Hello devRants')

old commodore 64 basic:
10 print fuck
20 goto 10

First layer never disappoints... This is 20 minutes into the print

Why is there no standard library function to print permission bits

> Mister BossDeveloper, I'm calling this method called "consoleLogger" and I'm not seeing anything in console, why is that happening?
> Mister IHateForALiving, it's redirected to some pm2.log file

The 180iq move: create a method, explicitly call it "PRINT TO CONSOLE" and make sure it doesn't print to console, ever.

So, this has happened to me quite a few times
I write about 100 untested lines of code (I know, bad practice) and then go ahead to test it
As expected, the program crashes
Spend hours debugging, to no avail
And then I add a print statement to check where the code stopped, and hey presto! The code completes execution
I remove the print statement, the code gets stuck

Also, the codes don't use any low level functions that might be interfered by print statements anyhow

Till today, never understood how a print statement helps codes execute properly

print("Hello World, wish you a very Happy New Year 2019");

Is it okay for someone to printout their own devRant stickers which includes the devRant logo (this :/)?

I am unable to get the stickers on my own. We don't have international shipping/mailing. But I know a local sticker printing shop which can print one for me. And I really one one for me.

custom print and cut.. use and throw... but how's this? (only stickers)

Was writing a multithreaded program in Java with an infinite while loop (for waiting). The thread was never preempted. Added a print statement inside the while loop and everything started working :/

Now I need to print a stupid message just so the program works :P

import antigravity, random

bugs = 99

while True:
print(bugs, "bugs in the code today,")
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.")
print("Git pull the file,")
print("Fix and compile.")
if random.randint(1, 7) == 7:
bugs += random.randint(1,16)
else:
bugs -= 1
print(bugs, "bugs in the code.\n")

When you wonder why it doesn’t work put print statements all over the code, because you want to find the error, but no print Statement works even if it just should print test...

Fml

Just got a request to print the new Tesla truck.

I think it wasn't that hard for the Designer to implement the low pol. Design for the 3d print :')

$ python

Python 3.6.1 (default, Feb 2018, 42:06:66)
[GCC 4.8.2] on linux

>>> print(None)
None
>>> print("The ideas in my head are always better")
The ideas in my head are always better

print("Python is fucking awesome!!")

print(age.toString());

=> "The meaning of life, the universe and everything"

Tip: if you are doing a semi complex or complex query in Django and you have doubts print the SQL statement and analyze it. i.e print(queryset.query)

Just reduced a query to 1 join instead of two by just passing a list of int's instead of a list of objects.

void main(){
print("very");
funny();
}

void funny(){
print("funny, ");
funny();
}

Oh Shit! Here we go again!

print(request_permissions)
>> [ ]

if request_permissions:
//some if shit
else:
raise 404

It was supposed to raise 404 for empty array, but continue to exit if.

Me: What the fuck?

**printing request POST data**
**empty, nothing wrong here**

**double checked print statement output**
** still printing [ ] **

**restart server and again checking print statement**
**still same**

Getting mad over myself, for failing to debug simple if else.

Wait....

print(type(request_permissions))
>> <class 'str'>
Me: What the actual fuck??

Fucker literally dumped empty array to JSON causing array to convert into string "[ ]" and still using if else based on array instead of string length.

Thanks to our Product Manager who approved our request to revamp this part of code and also revamping the whole shitty project developed by 3rd party in upcoming quarter.

Thanks Flutter

Print debugging everything

For the guys familiar with 3D printing.

Does your slicer also give you time estimates that are completely off? I'm printing something that would take 10 hours according my slicer. Started it at around 10 AM and its 1AM now and still printing. Halfway during the print I increased the printing speed to 150% because it was way to slow.

Is it just me or are the estimates completely off at each print and the longer the print takes the less useful the estimates are.

Any advice?

(apply
#(print (str "hello " % "!"))
@devRan-users)

Classic: you have to print your bachelor thesis and the printer runs out of toner. And all copyshops are allready closed. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The finger print scanner on my new phone is slower than my old phone

Looking for an awesome Rant to print infinite copies to all open printers around

The irritation , when print is used without parantheses in python 3.x ,😡😠 and there's an error...

When you write print(string), which type of people are you:
A) 1. ( 2. string 3. )
B) 1. () 2. string
C) Autocomplete guys
D) hodor

*applies for echo, printf, println, etc.
** python2 and c++ are discriminated on purpose

started with
printf("Hello World... It's 2010")

Journey to
cout
println
Document.write
echo

Stayed at
try:
print('hey there...')
except:
print('got issue.... Fu#k this bug')
pass