Learning much more languages and using them to make the world a better place.

This guy....

Good luck with security flaws and everything

I'm from the future!

Thanks @TheKatze
U da best.

Thanks for the mail, dfox and trogus.

Gonna stick them somewhere immediately.

I am a new dev...

Some guy got hacked through his toaster. His fucking "Smart"-Toaster...

Duuuude @ExcellentSP

Thanks @Angu
U da best

Worst part of being a dev,

When you find a problem that is very similar to the one you have on stackoverflow, but it's slightly different and the solution doesn't work for you.
So then you ask your specific question and you immediately get some downvotes and comments referring to that solution that didn't work.

And then after weighing all the options, you decide to rewrite the whole program or script or whatever.

!rant

This is what I do every time I feel like garbage.

class Main:

def feelsgood():
x = input("Type your name")
print(x + " is awesome!")

Main.feelsgood()

Goodbye T430p, you served long and did a good job.

With people complaining about PHP so much, I really what to know why.
I'm thinking about learning it, I'm always up for a challenge

!rant

The moment when @dfox upvotes your rant.

So what are you studying?

Software Engineering.

Oh, so sit infront of the computer everday?

For the most part, yes, but I also d...

What a waste of time, you and your videogame-internet. Back in my days...

-every conversation with elderly people ever.

How do I know I did it right with the ordering of my free swag?

Isn't there a confirmation Email?

That's how I keep my cool in the summer.

A bit improvised, maybe a little unsafe, but it does the job quite well.

I just discovered the dark side.

Why haven't I joined it sooner?

Just got into web development.

Y U NOT WORKING RIGHT?

How do you guys make really complex websites when I can even center an unordered list without the first child...

I write something like align-vertically: center;
And what does it do? NOTHING!
And if it does something, it mirrors the whole page, makes it all bright pink and then everything explodes and I'm alone in a dark void, only me and my PC are there and somehow I have access to the internet.
And then I look it up at stackoverflow and I'm like: Oh, ok, I'll do it this way then.
And it still doesn't work and does absolutly nothing!
So I'm trapped in this void of nothingness till the end of my days.
At least that's what it feels like.

Me when I tried to switch from Python to Java:

Why so much extra stuff??

print("Hello World")

(Actually my second post)

I said to myself, that I'll make an easy tool to convert Imperial units to Metric...
It'll be more confusing for the end user than I thought.