So now I know....

Blue screen of death

When you got an unsecure printer.

Source: Postize

Wise words from random person on the internet: A computer is like air conditioning; it becomes useless when you open Windows

Reason why I am single:

Sometimes the chair might also be a toilet seat.

Source: TechWorm

Please care about them....

Source: nixcraft

Me: searching "happiness in 2016"
2016: 404 not found

Completed a project in summer for a client based on Laravel and kept working on other projects based on same framework. Today went back to add some functionality ended up feeling miserable looking at my own code. Don't know how to feel about this.

That awesome feeling when you solve the problem while trying to explain it on stackoverflow.

Honest Job description. Original: https://twitter.com/ThePracticalDev...

positive vibes over weekend

Requirements gathering is fun said no developer!!

P.S. Friday implies more time implies more devranting!!

True story! Same with sublime too!!

If number of people using Pokemon Go tries to learn programming go the world would be much better place to code.

Worst coding mistake: forget to remove print statement that prints user authentication details.

True story.

Okay I have decided to sit down and finish laravel project that I am working on and I see this:

When I think of booting into Windows to edit a document. Next thing I see:

while True:
devRant.push("Thank you")

With onions, tomatoes....

Never heard of that server!!

Web stack can be a nightmare

I feel for the IT guy.....

How it all started....

for me in range(life):
sleep()
code()
eat()

About the acquisition........

Database admins out there?

Developing a universal language model using Tensorflow; gotta love AI.

programmers true meaning.