Deadline is tomorrow. Colleague constantly chatting on Facebook. And he said he'll work from home tomorrow. Am i wrong thinking about ways to smash his head?

They already have a duck. No need for a like 😜😜🕌🗽🏪

My office when i come back from the office...

100 applications did not do the job. 1 night out did...

After approximately 3 months of endless applications, interviews and rejections i was feeling depressed. One of those nights i went drinking and ended up in a club at 3am...i was tired. I wanted to leave. My gf wanted to stay and tried hard to convince me. As part of that effort, she introduced me to a guy who she claimed to have similar interests with me.....

....4 hours later...I got the job. I am now writing this story from my office...

Duck partner for doctors 🦆🦆🦆

I guess you know its time to go when i your print statement writes:

System.out.println("LAST CHANCE 2:" + output);

me.children = null;

My grandpa cannot find his car.
Help please - Error 404

noRant - sometimes its all good

Reasons to be a developer(brainstorm):
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devRant (the best i could think of)

Me on Google: how to run node.js.....

Girlfriend shoulder surfing: wtf? Why do you want to run nude?

Exception caught

🤖 working with people that actually wanna work. And when they don't want to, just take the day off. 7 days pretentious work == 2 days actual work

Stop giving advice for interviews. Its 20% skill and 80% luck. The rest is bullshit. Better keep your mouth shut and do your job. All you interview expert fucks.

Impossible!

Didn't got the job after a month and 4 rounds of interviews. They then asked me to fill out a survey about my experience. What do you think about my experience you fucks? It was amazing wastkng my time with you...

How the fuck do you escape single quotes in a formatted string in python? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck F.....i want to break something

Is it only me? Or do 70% of posts ignore the Rant part of the app? I dont fucking care about snacks or the eyes of your avatar...

+1 for coders who are bored to design.

What would "the" world reply to all these Hello World shit?

100th email of the day with the same subject...revised from marketing. Just sort it out and send me the last one

The deadline is tomorrow

CMS admin does not mean that I also manually like to add content for marketing 🌍