Debugging webapp., manage to crash phone and laptop at the same time. Think there might be a bug.

"Modern browser"

Stuff is so rapidly depricated in javascript that you always have to add current year in Google searches to find something relevant.

"Dammit, this answer is from 2016, probly no good today".

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

DevRant should send out different swag you achieve with points then the one you can buy. Your achievement of a 500++ literally cost $6.

You know it's an awesome interview when they show you their robot at the end. It's also serves drinks!

Uh-huh. C'mon Fedora! Fight trough it!

Why do we hate recruiters?

DevRant discussions at it's best.

I guess "now" is a very relative term for public transport.

People who ask a question on the interwebs, solves it by themselves and just say "It's OK. I've solved it" without explaining how should have their Internet removed (maybe some light torture too).

Most used git command for starters:
rm -R repo
git clone repo

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.

CSS is about adding more lines till it works, and removing none in case it stops working.

Poor YT.

Wanted to debug on an iPad. Bought a mac for that sole purpose.

Give me your estimates.

We have this guy at our office that is constantly sending mails complaining about our code. About 10 min. after a commit he's either complaining or come with some condescending "ok" comment.

PM just pushed trough another useless half-assed feature.

Dev to PM: "Due to foreseen circumstances we can not roll out that feature today."

Nice way to shorten dates, Google.

Working from the train. Not a bad view from the office today.

The rule of pi: When giving estimates, multiply your estimate by 3,14.

So, democracy does not work. Any suggestions what to try next?

This week's discoveries:
* Spacemacs
* PlantUML
* Clojure

It's been a good week!

To be able to use my full emotional spectrum every day.

I18n is short for internationalization because there is 18 letters between I and the last n. I love the laziness of developers.

Did this on my first programming exam.

int index = 0
int value = 0
try {
while true {
value += array[index]
index++
}
} catch NullPointerException {
System.out.print("Sum: " + value)
}

The task was to add together all numbers in an array.

I somehow aced the exam, but got called in to teachers office this is not the way to use exceptions.

background-color: red !important

"I'm going to manage to make this webpage without so many divs"

"Oh. I need a div there"

"There too"

"Yes, and there ofc."

*looks back at markup*

*sobs*