Me trying to clean up my code is like trying to make dirt less dirty.

#10yearchallenge

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

Do anyone know Why the regbox gers under the bigbox

I wrote a 50 lines of CSS today.

So productive.

Downloaded a bitcoin wallet. Now i have two empty wallets.

this. is. very. common.

I'll just leave this here:

No tracking, no revenue: Apple's privacy feature costs ad companies millions

https://theguardian.com/technology/...

:))))))

// TODO hahaha

A comment on my last rant reminded me about this.. one of the most hilarious trends/pranks/scams.. the number of people who fell victim to this is quite more than what I thought it would be..

It's funny because it's true

Frontend-developer's day is like:

*moving element by 0.0001px to right*:
- *10 new pages appeared*
- *text suddenly disappeared*
- *pictures pierced bottom of page*
- *window.alert("Kill me")*
- *it's night outside the window, but you totally sure a minute ago was a noon*

*moving element back*:
- *no pictures*
- *no text*
- *no moon*
- *10 blank pages*
- *only darkness left in this world...
...and this fcking element, yeah*

think twice code once

Fedora's warnings are on point

Hmm... Can someone help me find the "please wait" key?

8am. Fire alarm. Git push!

I think Atmel Studio wants to tell me something...

My stressball went on vacation

!rant

So last weekend I started collecting hardware for a small scale cluster at home to test scalability of my software. Making some decent progress.

Tomorrow I will replace the switch and this weekend I will set up storage so I can start my first application

Programmers: Always use descriptive variable names.

Mathematicians: Single letter variable names always, ideally from obscure/dead alphabets.

Src: Twitter

It was between me and another guy.

I fucking won!

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!

I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!

OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY

Boss asked me to find out good beginner java course for the new n00b colleagues. Help me out please.

Fuck today was weird.

Today I received almost half a million on my bank account. 😯

Someone changed the ancient cryptic billing system. My user account at work has id 32 in the database, and the dev referenced the size of the creditor id instead of the of the value of the ids itself, and they're u32 ints... So ALL the money moving through our platform was accidentally transferred to my associated bank account.

For all the unit tests we have, this bug tumbled right through.

And no one at finances thought a transfer that big, to a backend dev they know by name, was suspicious — with almost no money going to other creditors...

That worries me a bit. The fact that this shit can happen, even at high test coverage, just because someone mindlessly did a wrong autocomplete or something.

Of course I will send it back... after two weeks and a few hundred € of interest.

Product: Requires Windows 7 oder better.

So i Installed Linux.

Getting out of bed in the morning.

Never underestimate the power of developers on stackoverflow.

If you forget a single restriction they will find solutions that perfectly match your question but not your problem.

Every programmer ever

When you see .NET exceptions making their way into Indian Railways!
Damn that was unexpected!

Inconvenient truth indeed