Hey! You there!
Are you sick of windows 10 sending you intrusive reminders about updates? Are you tired of random unscheduled restarts? Tired of feeling like you have no control over your own computer?

Take back control!
DO THE FUCKING UPDATE, YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT, USELESS, LAZY, PIECE OF DRY WANK!

Seriously guys: pick a time convenient to you, and take 5 or 10 minutes (when you're likely spending hours at your computer), and do them. Not only will you get rid of the annoying notifications, but you'll also keep your pc safe and secure by keeping up with security patches. C'mon people, it's really not that difficult.

And can we please, for the love of all things holy, stop the circlejerking? You're developers, you are the computer proficient. The only things a PC will do are the things you tell it to do. Dig deep, dig into the registry, dig into the services manager, dig into the fucking settings cos a good number of the most common complaints can be fixed in the basic options menu. Tell your computer to stop doing the things you don't like and it will stop.

It's really not hard!

So this is a fun bug. Oneplus 5 with android 7.1.1, happens when switching from a fullscreen video (Netflix) to devrant

Feature Request:
We can now categorise rants we post, please let us filter rants in the feed by category.

Anyone here use solus Linux? I love it

Skype, on my laptop, updated the other day. It was like: 'Oh hey we're downloading skype for windows 10!', and I was like 'oh yeah? cool! ... wait, I'm not on Windows 10 WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO WAIT NO STOP'

And now it doesn't work. Yay!

JESUS CHRIST GOOGLE YOU ARE A MULTIBILLION DOLLAR COMPANY HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR WEBSITE DESIGN SO SHIT?
goddamit with the amount of fucking whitespace on YouTube I could fit an entire fucking copy of the website in.

I swear 90% of people who apply for a dev job couldn't code to save their fucking lives.

Like wtf? You can't apply for a job as a commercial pilot, then turn up and announce you've never flown a plane before, so why is that accepted as being somewhat expected in development?

Fucking hell....

Is it true you can only do 1 rant an hour?

What the end user sees...

Oddly satisfying devRant +1s

I make games, I don't do frontend fucking webdev; this isn't my fucking job and I don't fucking understand it. Fuck you, client with money. (Yes that is a CSS for beginners page, no I don't care. Screw you.)

Fucking kill me. I've just agreed to make a shitty fucking app that would be better as a Webpage, using shitty fucking technologies I don't understand, to do a thing that would be better handled by a third party.
You know why? The guy who asked me to do it is a good friend, and I'm the "best (only) code monkey" he knows. FUCK MY LIFE.

At least I'm getting payed

WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVALID CREDENTIALS.
I JUST LOGGED IN WITH THEM ON YOUR SHITTY FUCKING WEBSITE YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT PIECE OF WANK.
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING CREDENTIALS SYSTEM I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN; AND I'VE USED YAHOO

Can you make the punisher tee that the loading guy has wearable please Tim?

Bug report:
Can't close sidebar, can go into rant detail but when I go back to feed it's still there, same for all menu items. (See attached image)

Android 6.0
Galaxy s6 edge not rooted
Restarting the app fixed.

FUCKING PROJECT MANAGERS.

FOR THE LAST TIME, YOUR ALTERNATIVE IS UNUSABLE As explained the original proposal, and in comments THAT YOU FUCKING REPLIED TO AND AGREED WITH, the thing you want to use WILL NOT WORK. WHY ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT AGAIN?

FUCK YOU, YOU HAIRY-ARSED TWERP.

Also, dfox can we please have fucking anonymous rants!

!rant
Allow us to buy custom merch with our avatars on. I'd pay so much.

Trying to get my head round LDAP for , what will eventually be, a government project.

Security up the wazoo is difficult

3 to go...

!rant
Please @dfox/@trogus, format your dates properly! Or at least give an option
DD/MM/YYYY > MM/DD/YYYY

Anyone else with the devRant bug where you can't load any more rants than those initially loaded, and refreshing just gives the same rants in a different order?

!rant
Any UK peeps going i59 fancy a meetup? devRant community appreciation event ftw!

!rant

Have fun with your notifications @letmecode!

sudo rm -rf /home

Then realising you're not on your VM

!rant

What direction would you guys like to see devRant going in. I personally like it as it is, a place where developers can rant, share jokes (but not memes), share their thoughts, etc etc. But I know some people want it to go in more of a SO direction, where it's just another serious questions board. What do you guys think?

!rant.

Can we just show some community appreciation for @tahnik, I literally see them on everything I post.
Thanks dude!

Ffs mint cinnamon. Just support 3840x1920. How hard can it be?!

I've been coding for a year and I can't even do hello world in javascript. I've never touched it. Is that bad?

A===B
B===C
A!===C for some reason.

Ughhh, am I just being dumb?

!rant
Anyone else use guake terminal?