well lead software engineer.....

Who needs Legacy Code to f*ck up your day when you can't understand the code you wrote 2 weeks ago

No. Just no.

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

JavaScript is to Java what fun is to a funeral.

But they are not...

Stress makes you stupid. Doing stupid things increases stress.

The only colleague I'd ever need.

~nixCraft

Java 8....

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

When I said make that text italic, I didn’t mean to make it green, white, and red. That’s Italian.

So somehow paid version of my app is available somewhere for free (old version of the app though). People are downloading it, and will obviously see the invalid license message. There is an option in that case to mail the developer just in case there was something wrong with the license checking, and guess what? Those people are mailing to me about invalid license. 😂😂😂😂

The highest rank achievable.

They break your heart too 😭💔

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Well...

The less code you write, the less code there is that can break.

You know you're an adult when 'Anything is possible' sounds scary but not motivational.

Job requirements nowadays...

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

When all you want is to be a game developer

The floor is Web development

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Just Bruce Wayne things

Definitely should get one!

Visual Studio sucks.
Atom sucks.
Sublime Text sucks.

Windows Movie Maker is the real editor for code.