I feel like the punchline should be 'base-case'

Most opportunities in software development are just features of excel with a nicer UI.

they will all be obsolete. don't learn any of them. in fact don't do anything, life is meaningless and empty.

just kidding, Java is a fine language to learn, you can easily switch to something else if you hate it.

I mean, at a certain point, it really is all binary. Machines only understand when a switch is turned on, or turned off, so complex configurations of on and off form code.

Is it 1997 out today? Why didn't anyone tell me?

my boss is ex-military, and is one of the most patient, compassionate, and wonderful people I've ever met.

So maybe your implied theory of causality is just you projecting your frustrations onto an abstract idea, instead of a person who is your coworker, and a twat.

yo, I hurd you like ranting, so I ranted about a rant, so you can rant while you rant.

how do you download gifs from devrant?

my boss calls it lizard

the rich get richer...

//mistakes were made

you forgot a ( somewhere.

Wow, thought there would be more contention. I guess us nerds can agree on day-tuh then!

is a company ever 'loyal' to you? they'd better deal you if they could find someone to do your job cheaper in a hot second.

I just learned about console.time(). Great for locating bottlenecks.

I made it through the day with no headphones, and all my co-workers are still alive. 👍

$$$

that's definitely what I'm building right now.

update: 202 accepted!!

try coffee script?

i feel like we've all been there

I've only ever used atom. Is jetbrain really all that?

although, I'd want to wake up to make sure it actually ran. so you might as well just be awake to push the button.

sorry for the downvote, but I refuse to believe cap would support that monstrous syntax. ;P

my boss keeps trying to convert me to vim

I actually just discovered flex blocks, and my life is now forever changed.

It just wasn't entirely stable. Which I expected, but thought I wouldn't care.

inline-block!!

once you go coffee script, you won't go back

why??