Just once I'd like to be left the fuck alone and not be distracted every fucking 5 minutes

I'm hesitant to try React because it's developed by Facebook. I don't like Facebook.

Is anyone else suffering from this?

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC 😂

Finally, my computer reflects my personality!

Hey I am just curious, do you think is there any good reason to stick to Java now that Google officially supports kotlin?
Thanks

"A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code will be able to express themselves clearly in comments" -Kevlin Henney

What's the best thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

I swear the the majority of my work is spent on "how can a user fuck this up"

Apple has a real problem.

Their hardware has always been overpriced, but at least before it had defenders pointing out that it was at least capable and well made.

I know, I used to be one of them.

Past tense.

They have jumped the shark.

They now make pretentious hipster crap that is massively overpriced and doesn't have the basic features (like hardware ports) to enable you to do your job.

I mean, who needs an ESC key? What is wrong with learning to type CTRL-[ instead? Muscle memory? What's that?

They have gone from "It just works" to "It just doesn't work" in no time at all.

And it is Developers who are most pissed off. A tiny demographic who won't be visible on the financial bottom line until their newly absent software suddenly makes itself known two, three years down the line.

By which time it is too late to do anything.

But hey! Look how thin (and thermally throttled) my new laptop is!

Programming fact....