!rant

Here is a challenge for all programmers.

When you make a mistake, instead of backspacing or correcting, just comment out and redo. And then see the result at the end.

I really should find a better use for my notebook

This is one of my favorite lines of documentation 😁

Found in the description of flags for SVN commands: http://svnbook.red-bean.com/en/1.7/...

Oh boy!

Time to apply for dev jobs!

Good thing HR is fair and just!

*submits résume*

"I'm sorry but you're not qualified. The programming language we use is listed last on your resume."

Welcome to HR Hell ladies and gentleman.

You can't help it, just lie down and cry.
Maybe you'll choke or drown on your tears and finally end the suffering...

that turned very dark for some very odd reason (sorry 😅)

I'm wary of any documentation including "yadda yadda."

Enki game: Will it work in IE 8

Hmmm....
*immediately starts swiping everything to the left*

Please help me...!!!
Where can I learn Android Development from the very basics?(Using Eclipse with ADT).
Apart from developer.google.com.
Any good books that will teach me from the basics?(or any website)
I need to learn even the minutest of the things in android development.
please help

OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED? LIKE WTF?!!!!

Wondering how many of you have ADD/ADHD, diagnosed or not. I've heard people say that many programmers have ADD or ADHD and that it generally makes them a better programmer. I myself have ADD and I feel like it makes me a better programmer, but I have to work harder at paying attention to my wife/social life.

A brave soul.

Merge the data tables they said....it should be a simple join they said....

1777 rep🙀

BSOD of the day

Work has gone from. "WHAT AM I DOING! "To "WHY AM I THE MAIN PROGRAMMER!!!"

That moment when your cat turns up, shoves the mouse out of the way and goes to pretend sleep instantly.

❤️ the new avatar builder! gg!

Building avatars on devRant...

@dfox, this is AWESOME

I need 175++ so I can use the stress ball as a ball gag in my coworker's stupid face.

My Model M and my red Swingline

delete random, unused column from production database
entire app blows up
re-release last change on code pipeline
everything works beautifully
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Probably my favorite item is the canister I use as a pen/squishy ball holder. My Dad gave it to me; it's part of a self rescue respirator from the salt mine he works at.

I got to go down in the mine several years ago, pretty awesome. It's around 700ft deep underground and is fully self supporting; down there everything is salt, the walls, floor and ceiling.

Chrome likes to count teleporting goats, Android tests if the user is a monkey. I like to put "void fish(object look)" in my code and throw the fish where ever I wanna test something.

What are some interesting functions you've added to your code? Has another dev caught your function yet? (mine hasn't been caught yet, yay!)

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

My favorite part of devRant is that I always feel compelled to [read more]. This is real life. Sometimes a proper rant can't be summed up in a witty phrase or two.

His name is Fred and he occasionally reviews my code. Oh... he has stripes and an Instagram account.

My Tiki mugs for when I need some magic juice!

I asked her to open her Gmail account, this is what she did.

types www...... opens Google
types G mail (yes, with uppercase g and space between g and mail)
and then clicked on gmail in search result

We never met again.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We all have that one friend who says he "hacked someone's facebook account", and all he did was peek while that person was typing his/her password....

them: wow! you have solution to my every tech problem

**me thinking**
I know how to use GOOGLE.