I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

Boss: oh so you are working on that unrealistic 3week project ? Let me also assign you some completely unrelated office work.
Me: But I'm a programmer, researching other companies and contacting them looking for new projects is not part of my job descrip...
Boss: oh don't worry I'm sure you'll do great!
Me: that's not what I'm sayi...
Boss: ok I have to go now, have it ready by tomorrow!
Me:(crying internally)...ok.

1 or 0 ?

Celebrating valentine's day by working on Inception of remote desktops.

Perfect Proposal

Created whole UAM System in Product for client. After the deployment client asked me
"In which table should I run the query to create a new user."

Client brief vs Client Budget

Wife : Lets try some other position tonight.

IT support guy : raise a ticket for change request

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

Have a great weekend.
I hope your code behave the same as it did on friday.

StackOverFlow everybody

That feeling when you solved a data structure problem that bugs you for 3 days.

Pure orgasm.

Fuck windows😐😐

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

It's json!!!! Not Jason.... m*th**Fu*k**

!Rant
Okay, hello alien from outer space!

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.