You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

Anybody else had to do their programming exams using only pen and paper?

In case anyone was wondering if Apple ever actually tests updates during review, they do. Sometimes, apparently, they also use devRant with the provided test account. Hopefully their rant/comment quality improves, but they are trying!!

Do you ever go on YouTube to look something up then like 3 hours later find yourself watching videos on how to train giraffes or something you really don't need to know?

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Troll Google

Nothing fixes a bug like walking away from the keyboard

Well that's not me 😂😜

6 stages of debugging

Deprecating '++' in Swift is a developers nightmare..

XCode = Expect the unexpected!

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Client: "We just need to make the product and not get caught up in all this technical mumbo-jumbo"

Dude, your product IS the technical mumbo jumbo

Call internet provider to ask about a problem :
costumer service: in order to help you, I need to know what windows version do you use, Windows 8, windows 7...
Me: I use linux
Costumer service : I'm sorry, we don't provide support to Windows Linux

When cancel operation lasts longer than actual task.

Because shipping method %s is the fastest!

Client: "I'd like something like eBay..."

Do you answer:

A) Use eBay
B) You'll need more than the £250 budget you've set
C) Please leave and never bother me again

When you slog many nights and whole weekend to complete a particular feature and then..
The client changes the requirements :|

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..