When you want your password short and easy to remember..

This is so elaborate I'm still laughing. 😂
Source: 9gag

My girlfriend dumped me after I named my project after her and started getting attached to the Project. She thought I was double dating....😂

I see what you did there...

Sometimes I name my project "suicide" so that when I do a git commit I could say that I committed suicide.

It's also full of vitamins

Schrödinger's code:

Its both working and crashing until you run it.

that awesome feeling when someone gives your app a 5 star and leaves an amazing review :D

devRant is the only app where I closed the app went to the app store and gave it 5 stars

spent 1 hour trying to get a function working.. realized I needed just 1 line of code instead :/
new Rant("FML")

I think every project I find an interest in pursuing is definitely the coolest for me but if I had to choose I think my coolest project was creating my own IDE for competitive programming. it was mostly inspired from sublime with a couple of functionalities purely for competitive programming. I have it all open source just wish i had more time to work on it!
in case you're interested you can check it out on my github (beware it has the shittiest documentation haha)
http:///www.github.com/...

that feeling

Hey I got a ++ from @dfox

Does that count for +100?

So I was coding a project that was left for me because the initial developer was fired (I didn't know why). When I was reading his code:

var saturday_sunday = week.day - 1;

Now I understand why he was fired.

Today, the security department stopped our new project and told us to work on the last project instead because of a top-secret security flaw.

Problem is, they are not allowed to tell us what the problem is. FML

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https://linuxjourney.com/