OS surgical operations allowances...
Linux allows most of the manipulations, windows allows some while Mac didn't.... Feeling awesome with Linux.... Try yourself..!

'So now you'll be able to program yourself a girlfriend?'

😭

That glorious moment when you find the bug and can close all the 172 Stack Overflow tabs

dev 1: "Use 4 spaces."
dev 2: "2 spaces are better."
dev 3: "No, use tabs!"

Senior Dev Idiot: "Ugh, I have another meeting with my business users because they forgot how to use my app. I JUST had a training session with them last week too. Users are soo stupid!"

Yeah... No. If your users can't remember how to use your app after a damn week, that means your app is shit and not intuitive or user-friendly enough. YOU are the stupid one.

I won't lie, when someone says something dumb and I see a '-1', it makes me smile.

Y'all are alright.

Customer: How much costs custom developed software?
Me: How much costs a car?
Customer: Depends on which car...
Me: Exactly.

We all heard of you...

Java developers never R.I.P, they just get garbage collected.

how do you piss off 25 software engineers?
by switching our coffee to decaf without telling us!!

Friend: What's your job?
Me: I'm programmer
Friend: So you can install windows for me?
Me: Fuck 😐

Mobile developers that don't own a smartphone

Because I work with computers all day, my friend automatically thinks that I know what every file type does, how to hack everything and fix every computer related issues...

When someone knows you are an IT guy and ask you to format his computer 😑

Be like java..😜

We need a messaging system on devrant

When browsing devRant and 75% of the posts are no rants at all..

The feel you get when u r listening to Interstellar docking scene soundtrack while writing a code and it compiles and run with no errors exactly the moment docking happens ! #goosebumps

Exception handling.

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Damn it! that feeling...

When you know you should be writing your tests first, then your code. But you secretly do it the other way round anyway.

Yep. That's obvious.

when you read jokes about coding one after an alother, and enjoy it. you realized you are Nerd!!! devRant :)

A moment of nostalgia

we ALL should admit it.

Every time :D

Reading code you wrote when you first started programming

coffee Into Code