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Joined devRant on 5/16/2016

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when you try to tab-complete your password...

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Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

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0!=1
mathematicians vs programmers

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Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

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Disabling wifi to play the dino game in Chrome 😆

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"Hey Dad, what did you guys do before we all had self driving cars?"
"Well we just drove them ourselves"
"Wow, and no one died that way?"
"Haha oh no, millions of people died son"

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Girl I met asked what I do for fun outside of work and training. Brain threw nullreference exception.

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The struggle is real

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the problem when u love dev but can never think of good side projects to work on

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I had no idea that devs liked stickers so much.

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programmers bed in night

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Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

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We are now competing for points in the office. Good job devRant!

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There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

This is really the stuff I have to deal on daily basis.

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"Age is just a number"
No, "Age" is clearly a string.

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JavaScript, also known as Java for short…. (can't believe this is real…)

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that feeling

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When you find a problem you're trying to solve on stack overflow and it has no answers

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Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

question typing

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When your program is well packaged and runs on even the 13 year old XP machine you keep around for testing these things, but somehow a customer has a Windows PC so shitty it won't run it.

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How do I explain to my PM that I don't want to come into the office because I code better half naked surrounded by soda cans and several layers of cheeto dust

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So, I found this amazing app devRant...

After 2 days... Fuck devRant, devil made me miss deadlines...

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The coolest thing I have worked on is a League of Legends sandbox. A reverse engineering of the official server, so we could do whatever we want.

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My girlfriend keeps dropping hints that I should commit, but I still haven't gotten around to learning to use git.

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The worst type of clients...

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programmers true meaning.

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When the stupidest people on the planet move in next to you and burn nearly everything you own to the ground...and don't even have the courtesy to wake you up before getting out of the building themselves.

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how they name variables in other countries ...

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1. Get a glass of water.
2. Start coding.
3. Solve a problem.
3. Get up and go get another glass of water.
4. Now you have two glasses of water.

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