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4am
"I need to brush my teeth before going to sleep 😵"
*goes to bathroom*
*washes hands*
*goes to bed*
1minute of heavy processing later
"FUCK"7 -
Get into bed.
Gets all comfy.
About to drift off.
Realizes solution for the problem I have spent all week on.
Now wide awake.
Guess who's not sleeping tonight!17 -
*alright,let's go to bed now*
*finally in bed and about to sleep*
*figured bug out in head*
*gets out of bed, fixes the bug*
*gets back into bed*
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*heeeey wait, if I do it like this.... *
*gets out to fix second bug*
*back to bed*
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*Hoooold on... *fixes third bug while laying in bed**
*really has to go to bed now 😩*24 -
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.11
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Bought a tiny tablet so I can more easily do server management on the road/in bed.
I'm playing old school minesweeper on it now 😓7 -
My router is behind my bed so I have an Ethernet cable running through the house from my computer. When I'm drunk I can just follow the cable to bed. it works out pretty well.5
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*Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)4 -
12yo: omg i need to wake up in 15 hours for school, i need to get to bed asap
14yo: omg only 12 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for school, i gotta go to bed
17yo: shit just 10 hours of sleep, need to go to bed rn
19: only 8 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, that's more than enough
20: just 5 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, exactly how much i need
21: 2 hours is just fine45 -
In bed trying to sleep.
There's a HUGE FUCKING OVERWEIGHT FLY FLYING AROUND.
THIS FUCKING NOISE..
IF I'D HAVE A FUCKING SHOTGUN RIGHT NOW...21 -
Wife: commit, and come to bed..
Me:
> git commit -m "wife wants me to go to bed"
> git push origin master -f16 -
Me: *laying in bed because I have a day off*
Client: *slides in* Do you have time for our lord and savior "bugs in production"
Me: *screams*3 -
drunk me: "let's just code a bit right before going to bed!"
*codes and then goes to bed*
sober me: "when and what did i do here?"
(...)
also sober me: "how the hell does this work?!"9 -
People don't consider your sickness until you are on a bed showing symptoms.
Mental sickness is never considered.17 -
That late coffee was a mistake... (For the millionth time)
Now I have to sit in bed for 2 hours contemplating my life choices...
Spoiler: not good!4 -
Some people have a Bible by their bed to worship; some people, me, have Code Complete 2nd Edition by their bed.8
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When you wake up, notice your phone fell off the bed (my bed is about 180cm high), don't have google services to locate it/make it ring etc so you log into one of your domain name providers because you've got 2FA enabled there and you might hear the text notification sounds xD.
(in the end, I just had to clean my room partly in order to find it again :/)12 -
*while still in bed, watches couple of videos of Google presenting flutter and building apps in less than 30 minutes*
*this is freaking interesting*
*gets out of bed, opens Firefox and types: " learn React native", installs VSC, npm ....*
I don't understand how my brains works 😒7 -
So my recommendation will be to cool off first, after any intellectual task like programming — before going to bed.5
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Went into bed with peace in mind. Updated my website and everything working perfectly. Tonight I'll have a good sleep.
Jumped from bed all of a sudden :
GIT COMMIT! GIT PUSH!1 -
4 months into my marriage, the "you spend too much time programming" argument finally happened. I guess I could start going to bed before 3am...9
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Sorry for not posting a security/privacy blog post this weekend, folks.
I got sick yesterday and am in bed most of the time right now not being able to find a comfy laying down position :'(
Going to install Manjaro KDE later on if I have the energy and will start working on a post then (ENTIRE DAY IN BED DOING NOTHING==NOPE)16 -
Google Fit working perfectly!
Got out of bed at 4pm, walked to my desk, ordered home delivery. I have walked about 20 steps today.9 -
Thanks ssh!
Because of you I don't have to leave the bed to run commands on my Linux server(laptop) sitting on my desk.8 -
Am I the only one who occasionally gets up from the bed, in the middle of the night, to write down an idea that could potentially fix a bug next morning?4
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that moment when you are in bed with your smartphone and it smashes on your face, then you know: it's time to sleep2
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Alright, feature is starting to work, let's go to bed before 2am!
Finally in bed.
"So this stuff is awesome but lets go to sleep now and work on it tomorrow...
....
....
....
Waaaaait, I could add this other feature but I'd be harder......."
My brain is running at full speed at 10 to 2am now 😅3 -
Newest additions to my 3rd country, high school student, under-budget working....er....station? I'll just call this my "computer bed" from now on.1
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Why do you wake up tired?? Isn't that what you go to bed to fix?! What the fuck kind of bullshit is this?!13
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God dammit ... Gf said I should go "early" to bed and not like last night at 3 am. Now it's 4:20 am...7
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127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
I don't want to leave my bed but it's working time.
Another day of happy coding :)1 -
Have to get up at 4am.
I go to bed at 22pm.
Body doesn't want to sleep until 2am....
I love my body! <39 -
2:30 am: Okay, I think I found the bug. I'll try a last compile then I go to bed.
...
4:30 am: sh*t2 -
40 hour work week with a physically demanding job, full time bachelor's student, and web dev on the side. I'm exhausted all the time. I find myself migrating to my bed. "I'll read this chapter in bed".
Next thing I know I've been passed out on my book for three hours. Panic. Repeat.2 -
Sunday morning... Guess what? I'm at the FUCKING airport why you ask? Because I need to fly somewhere to school the stupid customer how to use our fucking app.
Instead I could sleep in my warm bed. Or write some code also in my warm bed. WHYYYYYYYY??!?!8 -
I went to bed early... Got a strange feeling the next morning... It felt like what other people describe as 'good'.7
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📌͟ ͟M͟Y͟ ͟T͟O͟D͟O͟ ͟L͟I͟S͟T͟
☑️ Sleep
☑️ Wake Up
☑️ Eat
☑️ Do Nothing
🔲 Do Absolutely Nothing
🔲 Watch Movies
🔲 Eat
🔲 Go Back To Bed8 -
I was asleep and woke up and just had the thought: fuck Oracle and fuck Oracle DB. Going back to bed now 😴😴😴5
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Cracking open Unity for the first time, tonight after the daughter goes to bed, for an augmented reality project.
Cheers! 🍺7 -
Note to self: don't read devrant right before bed -you get too many breakthrough ideas and motivation and need to sleep instead!1
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Just noticed that I've been swapping the error and success messages for the past hour.... Yeah I should really go to bed now..
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If I wouldn't have studied computer science my second choice might have been astronomy. Dang, space is so fascinating. Love watching documentaries about it when I go to bed :o11
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Yesterday ... well no, today it was, I couldn't go to sleep because my brain couldn't stop thinking about solutions for this problem I had and I literally got up from bed and went to my computer to test my ideas. It still didn't work and eventually I got so tired that I went back to bed, I was still thinking about solutions when I fell asleep.12
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Is it just me sleeping 10+ hours in this covid times and still having problems getting out of bed and concentrating? 🤔28
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As seen at one hotel in Dublin: "Don't stay in your bed unless you know how to make money in your bed".
Looks like I'm OK to stay in my bed because I'm a freelancer.3 -
Me: I have a meeting in 20 minutes, I should get out of bed.
Also me: Thank fuck nobody bothers with cameras in meetings coz I'm often in bed.23 -
WanBLowS: We're adding some extra features!!!
Me: Oh great! Can't wait for it!
*gets up from bed to mash that power button*
Me: DIE MOTHERFUCKER, AND FUCK THAT SHITTY FEATURE!!!3 -
Getting into a bed with fresh sheets after a long shower is heaven
Not many things would get me out of bed rn9 -
Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)2 -
Climb into bed, feel something wet under leg. Wtf? I check. Bloody slug...
There was freaking slug in my bed...
Clean it out, change sheets and all (at 4am, I got lost in the code) and then see another one climbing up the side of the bed27 -
tfw going to bed with some unsolved coding problems and waking up at night with a solution... i love the human brain.4
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Finished all my tasks. Went to bed happily thinking i deserve this rest.
Then after going to bed:
const onSleep = (position) => {
const newPosition = position === 'left' ? 'right' : 'left';
setTimeout(onSleep(newPosition), 120000);
}
Fml
😫3 -
You know what I do when I get upset or depressed?
I put myself in bed. I guess some things from childhood don't change.
Having a tantrum? Time to go to bed.3 -
MY OPENCV SIDEPROJECT WORKS!!
Now I can chill in bed and control the computer with a laser pointer :)8 -
The struggle is real:
"Honey, it's five in the morning. Go to bed!"
"But mom, I am programming this-"
"GO TO BED NOW!!!"
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Got a busy day today so last night I went to bed an hour early to catch up on sleep... Woke up an hour earlier this morning.1
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Sigh. I went to bed an hour ago. And here I am, still on DR an hour later. I'm supposed to be sleeping.1
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I knew I'm in this too deep last night when I lay awake on my bed at 4:04 and all I thought was 404 sleep not found1
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When you've had a long ass 14 hour day and you're getting nowhere with a problem so you finally accept its time to go to bed...
You lie there for 45 minutes doing nothing but thinking up awesome solutions to the problem you went to bed over....4 -
Laying in bed with a huge headache while the alpha release is at Sunday (own company) and the main feature isn't even written yet 😫 fml hard.5
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This kind of message doesn't let me sleep, I go to bed with the fear to be hacked for hadn't updated2
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It might be time for bed when your laptop can't even resolve localhost without toggling the WiFi off and back on anymore.2
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Developers Poetry:
"Bed would be lovely, soft and deep,
but I’ve a deadline I must keep
and much to write before I sleep,
and much to write before I sleep."4 -
When you're trying to get to sleep but you're just lying in bed thinking about things that annoy you at work because you were just reading DevRant.3
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>Throw my phone on the bed in preparation for going to sleep
>Turn the lights off and quickly pull the blanket off the bed to straighten it
>Hear this un-earthly sound of my phone crashing to the floor and sliding across the floorboards
>.....1 -
Burnout signs:
1) laying in bed all day
2) watching old natgeo documentaries
3) ordering a dildo for my loud ass neighbours6 -
Here's what being in a rut is like:
You wake up to the alarm, you waste an hour or two in bed stalling browsing social shit. Finally got out of bed. You have a todo list. You ignore it. Get something to eat. Open Netflix or some brain numbing shit while having breakfast. A few hours go by, you're still watching Netflix and switching to browsing social shit in-between so your brain is numb as much as possible. It's lunch time, you're supposed to cook something, nah, I will order something. Oh, it's bedtime, let's make a todo list and go to bed and start over tomorrow...5 -
Current status: i should have gone to bed hours ago and there are other things i need to do, but right now i'm compiling ffmpeg in a docker container10
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Error, coffee, fix, bug, coffee, fix, 1am!
Time for bed, last minute compile..
Error.
Bugger this, I'm going to be a dam hooker!7 -
Go to bed, fell asleep early for once. Dreaming a nice dream when I wake up due to a VERY LOUD noice
Oh well, neighbours having playtime again.2 -
Friend : Your bed has your laptop, your clothes and all of this. How do you even sleep here.
Me : I'm a developer. I don't sleep by choice. I am just sitting on my chair, doing stuff and a point comes when the body just can't take it anymore. That's when I hit the sack. So you see...2 -
Nothing better than crawling into a cool bed with fresh bedding 🤤🤤🤤.
Just been murmuring to my partner "fresh duvet fresh duvet" as I starfish the bed.
Incapable of further thoughts with these crisp sheets.
Heaven 🤤😻3 -
Didn't program anything, stayed up too late anyways
I'll never get to bed early
I would love not needing to sleep...4 -
Spent the last 4-5 hours trying to find a solution to a though problem, couldn't find a clue.
Guess what I found as soon as I slipped into bed?4 -
Just came up and outlined my next personal project... at 5am...
Anyone else solve technical problems while in bed?4 -
Me: *makes todo list for things that need to be done today*
Also me: *wakes up late, eats breakfast, goes back to bed*1 -
Properly setting the height on my 3d printer and spending time tweaking settings? Nah.
Putting pieces of cardboard under the bed until it prints okay is the way to go -
Listening to music, lying facedown on my bed with my eyes closed. After a long day, I usually can't look at any electronic screens.
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Going to bed like... I can't wait to continue this new feature I'm working on. But I need sleep. Decisions, decisions... ,,🤔
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SAFARI is the worst WEB Browser known to modern man. WTF happened to it. APPLE has shi.... the BED on this ONE!5
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Waking up in the morning excited thinking that someone might have answered the question that you posted at night before going to bed. 38 views yet no answer.1
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When your deadline is tomorrow and you still have lots of work to do and you decided to sleep late and stay in bed5
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I decided to create this so that my head would not need to look down. I noticed when just putting laptop on my knees my head has to look down and it causes headaches when looking down. So this "desk" make me no need to look down.
The desk has wheels so you can relatively easily move away from bed.
So prototype is done, now this could be improved to look better. Idea for furniture makers - you could do this and sell :)18 -
Hi (sory for my bed emglish)
I'we just make a website to hack NASA and stead them souce code. Chec it out:
http://localhost:808014 -
It's almost 2017 and the only thing Im doing is stay laid in bed reading rants it feels wired 😐 but its funny anyway 😝😀😀
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This is a public service announcement with a threat at the end of it:
"Do not, I repeat, do NOT attempt to write web applications, or any particular sort of application that works with a relational database (damn near more than half of applications) without a PROPER grasp and knowledge of SQL.
I do not want to see you reaching out for an ORM either, no, you need to learn to properly design a database or to properly interact with them AT most before you even attempt using an ORM OR designing an application from the beginning, shit will only hurt you in the long term I promise, learning SQL can go a looooong fucking way and most DBA's I know make way tf more than people think they make, it might even be an interesting career choice"
If you do not follow the above advise, and I see your ass reaching for building a web application without the above knowledge I will be under your bed at night, putting oil in my hairy body before I jump into bed to you and leave you confused for the rest of your life.
Build to learn, YES, but for the love of Chamberlain and Boyce PLEASE do not neglect SQL. I have seen such neglect REACH production and I am currently wishing I had these mfkers close to me.9 -
Just had my first insomnia night, I simply could not fall asleep! While laying in my bed I had great ideas for work and for my home projects, like new features, infrastructure and even implementation details. Now that I'm up I can't remember most of it, of course!
Worst part about it is that when I got to bed I had about 5hrs to get some quality sleep, now I got non it feels like. Fuck.
Can anyone relate? :/7 -
I got out of bed so fast because I wanted to do something on my computer. Now, I'm sitting here trying to remember what it was!4
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I'm sitting here at 1 am working on a side project. There's, literally, a bug in my code. It's bed time.9
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Who codes while laying in bed? 🤨 Just saw a random coding video and the guy was just laying in bed with facecam.
I'm tempted to get a laptop just to try it and achieve my final form.31 -
Lying in my bed, and watching Darling in the FRANXX...
A whole weekend long...
I dont regret anything.4 -
I have finished some docs for my project.
Going to bed.
GIANT insect in my bed.
I think i'll not sleep tonight...
I prefere the doc work.1 -
Me every evening:
"Going to bed. Just to finish this little thing here..."
4 hours later...
"Damn..."1 -
In a hospital bed and in my cellphone, web app went down, sended a bug fix while mildly conscious, typhoid fever btw1
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This morning I woke up because some light from the hallway was comming from under my door. I went on investigation. Was a bit scared. But it was just Kiki sitting there solving a rubiks cube while speaking UTF-8 to herself. I went back to bed6
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Im a simple person, if Im burnt out and not very happy, just barely crawling onto bed,
I just think about breakfast and I get excited7 -
When you loose 15 minutes looking at why "padding: O;" isn't working... it's time for bed.
...
Yes that's the letter 'O' instead of a number '0'.8 -
I'm simply going to go to bed, and hope that by the time I wake up, the cPanel installation is complete.5
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Due to a very unfortunate rectangle packing solution, my bed is currently at a 30° angle to the grid of the room. It's unexpectedly hard to fall asleep when every object in my vision adheres to a single shared grid except for my bed.10
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Heeeyyy, who likes to lay down in bed melancholically browsing the internet because they went to bed too early as a consequence of burnout?9
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Girl (trying to turn things on): people from my country are great in bed.
Guy: what data points do you have ?
*Girl walks out of the room* -
!dev
Was exhausted yesterday so was in bed by 9.00pm, asleep by 9.30pm...
NOW WIDE AWAKE SINCE 1AM! FUUUUUCK!!!4 -
Was about to go to bed when I saw this. Went to my laptop and coded for 8 hours. The 'M' in memes comes from motivation.1
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Talking about some plans today with back end devs... One person tells me the front end devs couldn't make it... I said: I wouldn't call them "devs"... Person says: Yeah, let's not mention that in front if them...1
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What to do when you're 8 hours away from home at work and all you want to do is netflix and snuggle in bed 😞4
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I have a strict rule about putting my computer away by 7pm.
I've found that if I get started on something, no matter how stupid it is, I will stay up all night working on something. If I try to quit, I go to bed and can't sleep because I'm still thinking about it.
Setting a time gives my brain time to let go before it's time to go to bed.2 -
Rainy days are when I'll program with one monitor. I'll bring my laptop to bed, sprawl out on my heated blanket, brew some tea; and work on side projects6
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My bed IS WAYYYYYY better than yours....Music reactive lights on bed...gotta make friends now to party :(
https://youtu.be/dEVrOnxW00414 -
When you bring your workspace to bed, she knows it's not her night tonight;
And you know tomorrow is gonna be a total stormy day because the forecast is real. -
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING THIS MATRIX BULLSHIT LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT EVERY DAY IS THE FUCKING SAME AND ITS EXHAUSTING THERES NOTHING NEW JOYFUL OR FUN HERE18 -
It's always fucking file encodings breaking these stupid fucking legacy projects. FUCK
Fuck this I'm going to bed. I'll fix it in the morning it's a little past midnight13 -
Looked at this and thought, wow, I must’ve gone to bed really early on Wednesday (ons)
Then I realized... all the other days were just really late and barely and sleep. Maybe try to go to bed before midnight this week...8 -
The moment you are laying in bed and you suddenly see a rant about the perfect laptop with 20+ comments on the rant.
*starts googling every model mentioned in comments*6 -
Favorite place to code include:
+ Bed (laying down)
+ Bed (sit up with pillow fort)
+ Bathroom (with laptop wrapped in plastic food wraping in bath)
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Wakeup 5am, stay in bed until 5:45, shower, dress, breakfast, exit, 2km walk. Train 20mins late. Will find my desk occupied by a colleague.1
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"git checkout HEAD ." Instead of "git reset HEAD ." Smeg! Just shoot me. I'm going to bed and restarting in the morning like today never happened.5
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So it's Sunday and I just did freaking nothing the whole day.
Woke up at 1pm . Had lunch. Went to bed .
And it's night already.4 -
Was interested to code more but had to force myself to bed because I wanted to give some rest to my brain.2
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when you open up devRant spontaneously when washing up and ready till you see posts from when you went to bed.... whelp time to get up3
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Being more comfortable in general.
Also, snacks.
Also, coding in bed.
Furthermore, monitor setup is better. -
That sensation......
After ~12 consecutive hours of coding to complete a task.
you feel it for about 10seconds immediately before crashing on bed.
It's short but it's awesome. -
People might like it. People might love it. People might wanna kiss it. People might wanna share bed with it.
But I just don't feel it. -
Damn, summer is here, I go to bed at dawn and wake up in the afternoon... it's strange... I don't like it. I liked going to bed when it was still dark outside and waking up to a sunset :(2
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I wanted to reinstall my RPi today.
Instead I lay in my bed, because I'm too hungover for this shit.3 -
9 pm - let me just quickly setup up a media center/NAS in my RPI, then it's off to bed!
3 am - shit, i have to get up in 3 hours >< -
What ever i do, i can 't get to bed early. Damn bugs keep me awake at night. Any tips on how to let go of work in the evening?5
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Time for relaxed bed time after fixing that m'fucking bug i've been looking for the ladt 3 hours. Best feeling.1
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Writing this before i go to bed in the hopes that somebody will comment and in the morning i can wake up and pretend i actually have friends.6
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7 little bug reports jumping on the bed, one got patched and approved
8 little bug reports jumping on the bed...
Just give me a webhook to sighup myself -
That moment when I start to finish my project and after 4 hours playing games I realize that is time to go in bed!!
Good night to all.undefined ghost warrior need for speed chilling nothing to do with programming good night open xcode and close after game finish -
Best place to code: Home! In my bed !
Why ? : Simple ! I can take a quick nap when i am tired and wake up with the solution !6 -
Yet another night where my mind won't slow the fuck down, so i've just been laying in bed, perfectly awake, for the last 9.5 hours.10
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Anywhere quiet. And 18C<X<25C.
On my sofa, on my bed, in a car, at the office, in a lobby, ... You name it6 -
Let me check Slack
Just before I go to bed
Just in case — OH NO
It’s not what you think
It isn’t like I broke prod
… request makes me cringe.3 -
Feels so good to make progress on my entity personal project and now I have to somehow calm down for bed ;)2
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When you just get to bed and your brain decides to finally solve the problem you've been trying to solve the whole day...1
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After a whole day struggling with routes to a Django-app I think I route myself to bed... *Mumbles "route me here route me there"*
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A good room with a good connection and good table and chair and good bed. And no other person.
Sadly I don't own it yet.2 -
Don't stay awake for too long
Don't go to bed
I'll make a cup of coffee for your head
I'll get you up and going out of bed6 -
"I'll go to bed on the hour."
1 minute past the hour:
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Welp. My computer is perpetually blue-screening. Time to give up, eat a sandwich, and go to bed early, I guess.1
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Getting out of bed at 11pm to fix an etl failure. I was just about to get off devrant and go to sleep... (the second sentence was !true
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In the morning of first day of hackathon I got sick (flu or some virus). My friends are coding now. I am in the bed at home with fewer. :( FML4
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I can’t reply to anything on social media with out feeling like a complete fucking cunt.
I guess it’s time for bed.4 -
Stuck in writing some e2e tests for 15 hrs. Decided to say fuck it and go to bed only to wake up and solve the problem in 15 mins. Again sleep is the best debugger man 15 hrs is alot of hours staring at a damn screen.2
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When you get to your projects and then you go to bed pretty late, just to realize how many hours of sleep you'll get.. :/
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I plan on going to office on time... I generally reach after 10:30, timing mentioned on my offer letter was 9:00.
So, waking up has never been an issue.
But I wake up, lay on my bed doing nothing... Sit on my bed doing nothing... Does everything in ultra slow motion...
And regardless of how I early I wake up I'm always late. Ugh.2 -
Episode 2 of taking a big ass dump. This time its 1:54 am and i had to get my ass out of the bed to throw this big nuclear bomb. My legs are once again numb and i cant feel them from dumping for too long. I had to hold on walls and crawl up the bed. But when i did get to bed it was majestic. Numb legs but i dont care. I took a dump and now im 10 kg skinnier and i dont care4
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having absolute control over my environment. if i want to be in bed, i'm in bed. if i want to take a 45 minute bath listening to podcast because i got stuck on a problem, I do. if I want to grab something to eat, i do.
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I got my very first PR to a repo of mine. Naturally, I got out of bed at 4am to test and publish it.3
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Been lying on the bed for 5 hours now and still can’t sleep. Popping a melatonin now... hope I don’t overdose on this stuff....RIP....11
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I have to restart my computer in order to go do bed (i want to have it run at night) but that would kill the upload that I have. Fuck.2
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How do you fight the urge to sleep around 11pm?
How do you fix the desire to stay in bed under blanket till like 8am?
I am at a stage in life where I love my bed and my sleep more than sex. 🤦♂️ (So forget about working at late night or early morning)
Gods, HELP me!6 -
When it's Friday night and you are tired af after the work load of work. You start preferring your bed over partying out
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I personally like to sit with my laptop on my bed when I code. I just lean my pillows up against the wall and lay into them. It's just a comfortable spot and I like it. I've never cared much for sitting in a chair at a desk, which is also why I have my desk right next to my bed! (I've been told my setup is very unusual.)6
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Every time I move the cursor in a file or press alt+tab I hear bed springs squeaking. It's getting annoying :/4
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Today I learned if you ack a message twice, RabbitMQ shits the bed. Dang. Another day wasted on a dumb refactoring regression.2
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The time when you NEED to go to bed but you got a bug to fix or a feature to add, and become a BAT!1
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So printing ABS was challenging.
Picking right nozzle and bed temperature.
Making it stick to bed, adjusting Z axis etc took me 4 hours including going to shop for hegron hair spray.6 -
Went to bed at 23:40, slept at ~23:50 - goal accomplished
Woke up, asked that little spying bastard besides me (echo dot) about the time. Understood sth. in the neighbourhood of 0:30.
Booted the phone, realized I've slept a bit more.. It's 2:30.
By now it's 6:32 (CET) I havn't done anything productive but to get out of bed and get some food.
Let's see if my head will produce some working code.2 -
No difference when i go to bed, i always wake up at 8am. hey body, i need sleep, dont wake up early pleeeeeeease1
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I have a take-home interview exam involving Golang and reactjs due next Monday. Both techs I have no idea yet.
Here I am in bed. Using devrant.3 -
So... I went to bed Thursday with a mild headache, which turned into a full migraine during the night.
Friday morning I couldn't even open my eyes. Had to stay in bed, sleeping through almost the entire day.
Saturday was slightly better, head still hurted enough to keep my bedridden.
Sunday I managed to leave the bed, eat something and wander around the house a bit. My wife and kids seemed a bit quiet and subdued but I was still to groggy to think anything of it.
This morning I wake up, feeling good enough to check the news and the work chat.
😱 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?
I'm out of it for a day or two and the entire country has gone into #coronavirus lockdown!1 -
I was changing the PEI sheet on my 3D Printer and in the process I manged to also destroy the temperature sensor😭.
I was trying to order a new one and internet went down too. I also have school tomorrow so I need to go to sleep.
😣I need the printer for a thing I have to deliver in 5 days.
Guess I'll have to take the sensor from another bed (hopefully without destroying this one too).
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You know when you're tired and want to go to bed, but your brain goes "Shame about that. I've got a million ideas that you need to try out now"
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Not sure if reading tech blogs in bed while falling half asleep is a sign of brilliance or insanity.2
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Hi friends!
I'm I'll since Sunday and my imagination is starting to fade. So far I've read/watched movies on deep learning and CNN, had a long session on Wikipedia on common fallacies, as well as a lot of other things. But now I can't think of what to do.
What is your favourite go to thing when you need to kill time using nothing but eyes and ears?
I'm too tired to code or play games...3 -
Open commitstrip.com
Will read a few comics before going to bed.
3 hours later.....
Well that was funny. -
I am thirsty, I have been in bed all day, I have shit loads of work due and I'm still fucking tired and did I mention thirsty AF!!!!!!!!!!!4
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Been un since Thursday 9am. Doing automated testing going to work and then back to testing. Finished it 3 hours ago and I can't go to bed now.3
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Worked late on a project... Pretty much falling asleep while coding. Go to bed.
5 hours later, awake but still tired. Want to get back on project, but don't want to miss out on some more rest for this long Friday...
Devranting is just as productive and I don't need to get out of bed. -
Now... It's 3:45 A.M... I'm destroyed... I worked and studied for long time. Is time to go in the bed.... Gold Night all1
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I had a nightmare where I was in my bed, unable to move, and my stepdad was touching my body and smiling creepily13
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Don't you think you could code an AI assistant if you have a powerful server & intelligent people to teach it with conditioning data? I do..am I crazy?2
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So I've just updated a chrome extension on an android tablet, with regex from my bed, also got said chrome extension running on said tablet...
Technology is getting good -
That moment when you're dragged out of bed to deal with the perfect shitstorm that is Citrix VDI and Windows 10.
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Well I was there the first day but then I got incredibly sick and spent two weeks in bed. They were quite understanding though.