Is it even legal to code with accents on your variables? 🤔

Legit betrayal...
Ps: they *were* close friends

Im seriously thinking about creating a proper deep text generator for farewell, wedding and birthday cards.
Do you think I should waste my time on that?

DevSup channel:

Someone: FYI, Db is down(ticket link)

Otherone: Can anyone help me connecting
with db? I am having issues.

I am so happy I am leaving this place in 2 months.... 😂😂

Context: I am leaving my company to work at a data science lab in another one.

My senior dev (with PO hat): we need to gather data from prod to check test coverage. You will like it as you will be data scientist hehehe (actually not funny). You will have to analyze the features, and find relations between them to be able to compare with the existing tests

Me: oh cool, we can use ML to do that!

Him: Nope, we need to di it in the next 3 weeks so we need to do it manually.

Me:... I have quit for something....

Am I the only one who sometimes puts headphones without music?

Right know, the biggest challenges when taking a new task are not learning the tool or framework or language, no...

The biggest challenge is how to integrate it with the burocratic and undoccumented in-house software and tools of my company.

Is it the same for you?? Should I start my job hunting already??

Me: Can I ask you something today? Are you available?
Senior dev: If you help me move to my new desk, then yes.

In the end he didn't even help me.... U.U

Im so happy I just got my devRant stress ball ^^

Looking through my tablet notes found this gem: Another failed attempt to learn webdev...

The Master Key

The self fixing and self programming program.

Im backend dev. I just had a meeting with the full team to discuss the ui design and implementation...
But I dont see my full team meetings to discuss the sofware design and architecture... u.u

If I work at home this weekend to get some undersized stuff done by monday . Should I ask them to pay me extra?
Or we devs do not have those privileges?

Thank you devRant for stealing me that precious hour of sleep every night at bed.

Complaint ();
Complaint() {Writing things twice. I hate repeating myself.}

I've always thought about it, knowing to program is innate. I've seen a lot of people with motivation but struggling to understand the logic behid. On the other hand for the good programmers this understanding comes naturally, like as if their brains already worked that way.

I trully need some personal project or something to start working on my own or in a small team... any idea what to do?

Meeting for reducing the number of meetings...

Is it me or front end devs outnumber back end guys, here in devRant?

40GB with 4g on the phone
12Mbits/0.5Mbits (down/up) Adsl at home (no fiber close-by)
Please France...

Severity 1 issue on the company today... No back ends for the full country... It was even exciting, don't aak why.

Almost all the company uses git, I even took a training about git and how does it integrate with internal tools.
In my team they use mercurial.
fml.

I am thinking about quiting my job. The version of Eclipse my company is using has a bug for dark themes when highlighting a repeated word... it has the same color as the background...

I always look for ctrl-z when I make a mistake writing on paper...

I try to be a better person, but then I see this:
foo foobar::get(bar)
{
return _myMap[bar];
}

Tip for good rants: make them short.

I had two optios at highschoool:
1. Hang ouy with other teens, aquire social skills and get girls.
2. Learn to code.

The "It doesn't work" response when you are helping a friend do some stuff on a computer just kills me.

Im dev in a huge company.
I take a 3 days training about the company purposes and goals.
As dev I dont give shit about company aims couse company is borring and there are like 100 levels between them and my real work.