It has to be done.

Oh, you think because you are technical and work in tech, then you won't be blown out by technological innovations?

I hate to be the one to break it to you — you. Fucking. Will.

What is one technology you hate and why?

It's been a minute.

But I've got to fucking say this in brief.

Managers who are bored of their jobs - get a fucking job you actually love and keep you productive.

Stop making our life a hell just because you can't fucking figure yours out.

Selah!

Why do companies wrap up everything simple fucking operation with "Machine Learning."

What is the fucking purpose of ML to a Password Manager? What's the mystery of suggesting password based on TLD match?

"Congratulation, you now have ML to auto-fill your password" WTF, how was it working before the update?

Sick.

I told my colleagues that I use excel to budget and they've been roasting me about it ever since.

This sh*t ain't over, yet.

🤔

I thought I've fucking seen it all.

We. Have. Learned. Nothing.

Welcome to the future guys.

Lambda Expression is fucking binary. You either get it or you don't.

BS like this can flipping fry an egg. Drops hot!

I can't even stand the one trying to calm the tide on Linkedin. Y'all fucking insane!

Does anyone here think LinkedIn would have been better without anyone able to post at all?

!rant

Hey y'all,

Has anyone here seen this post: Don't use VPN services.
https://gist.github.com/joepie91/...

Hot exachanges.

What are your thoughts?

Can I at least save my work before you fucking finish collecting the error info?

Yooooooo!!!

😂 😂 😭😭😭

I used to think our IT Support team is the most insufferable. I'm wrong and very sorry; if you guys are here to forgive me.

On the chart now is the security team.

The head of the security team doesn't simply understand that you can fucking not mix some programming languages in the same execution environment.

He is flipping making arguments on executing Javascript in a Java environment. He simply thinks Java is fucking Javascript. Yeah, I know you can make some drifts with GraalVM; sure not in our use-case.

Cross-Site Scripting has a fucking limit. You can't just pass any piece of code to mixed with a complied code and expect it to execute. Except if I'm wrong then I need someone here to show me how because he couldn't tell me how as he was just cynical in every damn way. moda sucker.

Anyone else flipping tired of hearing: we need more this, more that, more blacks, more women, more whatever, in tech?

We don’t fucking need more anyone in anything.

We just need sane, talented and hard working people to get the job done well. And do that with courtesy to all person.

Bruuhhh 😂😂😭😭

Jeff Bezos becomes the first person ever worth $200 billion.

Do y'all write compilers these days?

Can you post a link to any compiler you've written before.

Someone has to fucking say it.

So, I'm an engineer who believes that there isn't one solution that fits all (feel free to change my mind). I believe 100%, that a great engineer is someone who also encompasses the ability to make decisions appropriately on tools, paradigms, etc to solve any problem.

But, this rant is going out to the TDD fanatics.

I assume every piece or lines of code you write is/are towards solving a problem and it includes the code you write to test the "main" code you are about to write 😑

Question: Do you write a test to test the test you write to test the code you about to write? 😏

Google got documenting right. Any product from google got a solid documentation — change my mind.

Facebook don’t give a single fuck if you have a million years of experience, you’re going to fucking solve the “algorithm” shit —while they still admit you won’t remember much about it.

The HR guy was damn straight about it: you have to practice a lot.

Bitch, I’m out.

What’s one thing (big or small) you still don’t know or understand in software development and still don’t give a fuck.

Mine: Bitwise operation

This shit keeps selling.

what are some valid reasons why a company with 20.x Million customers will ever get motivated to migrate from AWS to, not google cloud, Oracle cloud or the likes; but, to On Premises Cloud.

Wrong answers only.

Who listens to DevRant podcast? How is it?

Only today I realized that I don't have a single Dev friend. This is bad, very bad.

WTF do y’all mean when you say it just works “out-of-the-box”.

What’s one Tech buzzword or phrase that in your opinion, shouldn’t exist?