So I made dis... Next goal is a full scale Arcade machine :-)

Me : it is 12 A.M. now. I should sleep.
Mind : Okay. 10 more minutes.

Me : (At 12:30) Okay. I will sleep now.
Mind : 10 more minutes, please.

Me: (At 4 A.M.) i should sleep now.
Mind : LOL. 10 more....

When a bug was much easier to squash than expected! Excellent!

If everything goes like the usual, my Valentine date will be a bunch of old code I need to refactor

In love with Python

Dear past me, FKING COMMENT THE CODE!!!

The moment when you solve a project euler problem in 5 minutes on the first try...😃💪

I've been thinking of a script that when my work colleague writes "warm regards" at the end of an important email to clients, it adds "luke" to the front of it. Thoughts?

When your programmer partner send you localhost link :D

Life is hard.
Just met a developer..

The marketing department is right next door to my office, and to make room for their new intern, a very high end, large, and noisy printer was 'temporarily' placed in my office. I'm a reasonable person though, and didn't mind this. The salespeople figured out that it makes commercial grade printouts, so for their various presentations and whatnot, they'll print enormous numbers of pages on this thing, and basically use my office as a motherfucking water-cooler. After a few weeks of this, I logged into the printer from my computer, and set it to disallow all connections from MAC addresses other than those in the marketing department, who print far less material on their own, special, dedicated printer. Absolute fucking chaos ensued. Grown men were brought to tears, ultimatums were made, and blood was shed. The hardware guys were down here for over an hour, making up absolute bullshit as to why it wasn't working(which really surprised me).

Long story short, cut off access to printer, sit back and watch the true face of humanity emerge. Seriously, fuck those guys. They have their own goddamn printer.

Just received a bunch of awesome jetbrains stickers.

FUCK OFF. It's 2 days before a deadline, I'm wearing headphones and clearly focused and you have the fucking audacity to interrupt me because you're fucking bored? Go light yourself on fire you fucking cunt

Karma ♋️