Once in college I was walking around campus when I noticed that one of the classes were still teaching Fortran to their students as an introductory programming language.

Apple Strokes again.

My iPhone started to slow down A LOT overnight. ಠ_ಠ

Damn you Apple.

Not exactly a rant but... Wtf Fabric?

Just got a BSOD.

I released an Android lib on JCenter.

So far so good. What I didn't realize was that I had a terrible bug related to a content provider.

Since I was using the ContentProvider to make my CursorLoader work, if someone installed an app with my lib, you couldn't install another one with it because it would conflict the providers.

I had to quickly find a solution and dispatch a new release.

Gradle build finished in 20 minutes.

20 minutes? Wtf Gradle.

One of my hard drives S.M.A.R.T. said it could fail anytime and I should backup my data. I cut all the files to a new hard drive.

Later that week the new drive fails with the needle falling into the magnetic disks... Fml. 

Should've saved those files on the cloud...

Job opening tells us that they want someone who knows:
C, C++, C#, Java, VB, PHP, HTML, Javascript, MySql, Postgree, windows, Linux, Mac OS, a degree in computer science and a few years of experience.

What you'll actually do in most of those jobs: Deal with Excel spreadsheets.