IOS SUCKS!! SWIFT SUCKS !! OBJECTIVE-C SUCKS!! SUCK MY DICK APPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !! Why did you have to make the language sooo counter intuitive, and so different from the popular languages you pain in the ass piece of shit, Why can't I throw exceptions from a constructor of a class?? Why do I have to use a fucking struct to just throw exceptions?? Can't class constructions fail you peice of shit?? huh? GOD DAMN IOS MAGGOT DEVELOPERS IF I EVER RUN INTO THOSE FUCKERS IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE EM BURN THEM ALIVE AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

Worst mistake I've made?

Trying to learn perl.

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

no offense but true

Why is it called RAID0?
Because the number 0 is standing for the number of files you can recover when a drive fails

Final year of my Comp Sci degree and mum still says I shouldn't study on the computer so much.

Last time I checked a sheet of paper doesn't compile C very well

Big names here on DevRant...

Developers version of "I'm in a band": "I'm building an app".

Not my recruiter experience, but one of the worst I've heard by far 😖

How would you all suggest preparing for technical interviews? What has worked for you? What hasn't? I know it varies by person and company but I'd love to hear your experiences!

When you start a new job the same week the project manager is out of town and you haven't been onboarded yet.

This is 1 (one) line of code with 1 (one) semicolon

Is it weird I code my best to Daft punk Music ... Especially Technologic ?