programming is thinking not typing...But sometime it is just copy pasting!! 😁😁😁😁😎

Fix hungry developer typo

(commit: https://github.com/NodeRedis/...)

If Donald Trump doesn't have to pay his taxes, I don't have to write my unit tests.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.

UI is for pussies.

How the fuck do people have an amazing GitHub profile full of contribution while still working and having a social Life??

Am I missing some secret or trick?

This struggle is real...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S UNDEFINED. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

Fun fact: if you send a string as response from a java Servlet to Ajax request. The string isn't null terminated.

wanna know how I found out. I didn't for 2 whole FUCKING days.

If you are stuck at 5 PM, you won't fix it "in 20 minutes". You will rather spend 2 hours trying to fix it and still be stuck. Go home, relax a little. The next day in the morning you will be unstuck!

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

Spring Framework stacktrace... sigh
(I hear the J2EE folks have it worse)

IOS SUCKS!! SWIFT SUCKS !! OBJECTIVE-C SUCKS!! SUCK MY DICK APPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !! Why did you have to make the language sooo counter intuitive, and so different from the popular languages you pain in the ass piece of shit, Why can't I throw exceptions from a constructor of a class?? Why do I have to use a fucking struct to just throw exceptions?? Can't class constructions fail you peice of shit?? huh? GOD DAMN IOS MAGGOT DEVELOPERS IF I EVER RUN INTO THOSE FUCKERS IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE EM BURN THEM ALIVE AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER

Made live code changes to production site... during peak visitation hours... things broke... no one noticed... Thug life.

well, sorry Dave

When the sales guy tries to speak technical with us /facepalm

Android vs Iphone

I got this one from my senior PM, You...go to your seat and get me a software...that would create other Softwares for me...so that I don't need to have explain every time I need something to be built...to people like you...i will use that and build for my own. I told him...Sir you can use an IDE.

Data structures.... The easy way....