Started using the pipe " | " on the keyboard

Coding made me feel smart and dumb at the same time :D

So good

My girlfriend saw me coding in XCode.
GF: What are you doing?
Me: Ahmm. Coding.
GF: *saw the colors in every line of code
GF: That's easy. You just need to follow the color pattern. Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Me:
Macbook:
XCode:
Charger:

BTW. She's a Preschool Teacher. Hahahaha

What's your favorite 404 page? Blizzard has a solid one

Friend: can you take a look at me code?
Me: sure, it's all shit!
Friend: You didn't even look!?
Me: did you write the code?
Friend: yes...
Me: well, I don't have to look, I can smell ur shitty code!

About 11 months I posted that my wife was pregnant. I now have upgraded to son 1.0. All without writing any tests!

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

What devs are good for

The bugs have learned to hide

Once I failed captcha 4 times in a row. My colleagues told me: "Update your firmware, RoboCop"

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As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Definitely should get one!

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

Well, this will be a good day.

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＼/＿＿/

Why not compile?

( ಥ__ಥ)
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＼/＿＿/

God is one of us

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

When you keep getting +1s on a rant you posted a month ago.

8-Bit Cat

Be kind always.

My 6 year old has been learning about trees at school, and had questions for me. Needless to say, she now has the best understanding of data structures in her class, and I expect parents evening will be "interesting"

Old school Lan parties

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Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

Sublime Text - absolute favourite! Tried many editors but nothing is faster than Sublime on a 4 gigs machine .. and also the packages.

Gitkraken because it makes working with branches, submodules, merging, amending, rebasing, squashing, stashing etc. super easy and visual. Especially useful in huge projects.

Does coffee counts as a tool ?

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves