This meeting is not real. There is no spoon

Would you merge this shit into your project?

When people ask my age, btw feels old 😂

GIT PUSH LIVE

You can find some golden comments deep inside github repos 😂

!rant && extra('worried');

My 11 years-old brother seems to be addicted to Minecraft, not the "dis iz so kool" addiction, but the "I put my health and education in danger to keep playing this game (homeworks badly done, grades free falling, showers without soap in 30s flat, food eaten in 15s, starts to yell at parents when they want him to stop playing (parents bitch slapped him a few times for this, but he seems to persist)).

My parents are over 55 now, so they don't really know how to handle this (can't / don't want to blame them), and I'm supposed shove some reason in his dead brain next weekend (I live 150km away).
I've been addicted myself to videogames in general and WoW in particular ((almost) no regrets) a few years back.. what should I say to him else than "This shit will ruin your life even before you started it" (which is planned anyway) ?

Me and my wife are software engineers
Started dating while doing a project together
I guess you could say that we...
MERGED WITHOUT CONFLICTS

When Linux is life, and you are open source fan, but you have to use windows system at work......

My cat was not amused that I am writing Haskell today!

I work for an big company that owns a social media website. One day I worked on the CSS of that side an changed...
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Today it's my birthday. Yesterday I was woken by my fiancé with breakfast and one gift. She had bought me the Raspberry Pi 3 B.
Now she had decided to give it to me on the Sunday so I could play with it right away instead of having to go to work and wait a whole week before I would have time play.

I Love You, Honey! More than you realize <3

Those naughty monkeys

How a node js developer's Terminal history look like --

npm install random_package
npm install shitty_package
npm install I_don't_know_what_it_does
npm install crap

This is one of my favorite commit strip. Why? For the glory of code of course!

Talk about optimization

Accidentally clicked Android studio while working and it freezed my system bad. Had to hard reboot it. FUCK THIS SHIT.

I'm staring into my empty coffee mug,
hoping I could find this annoying bug.
Like always I have no such luck,
so I'm turning to my rubber duck.
He's emotionless expression I cannot read,
Guess he doesn't have what I need...
I can feel the bug mocking my face,
While I'm aimlessly looking into space.

Sigh chatbots

Android is upgrading...

Optimising app 1 of 93563

All my essential kit for this weekends GovHack

Pretty accurate

That personal Arduino project I made for my own use, is now going to the Paralympics in Rio with a potential medal winner.

Well...

This image is still the best explanation of a project.