I noticed people using hashtags in rants. # really? We should use //

//theneworder

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

That one person...

When a pm releases an email to hundreds of customers telling them how to get a free month on their account through a process that doesn't exist.

*puts on cowboy hat.
*cracks knuckles
*prays to every god.

Playing email tennis with a client trying to get to the specifics of a vague initial request. Difficult to do without being patronising and condescending. Having to read and edit my emails to make them believe that I don't think they are a useless fucking incompetent twat.

When your second monitor for your laptop is bigger and the mouse gets stuck on the edge. 😡

Quitting facebook 'n twitter since devRant is all u need 😜

When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours

I am a Unix Creationist. I believe the world was created on January 1, 1970 and, as prophesied, will end on January 19, 2038.

Been laying here reading devrant for 45 minutes. Doesn't look like I'm hitting the gym this morning.

Finally the animated gifs are starting to die down on the feed. I hope you all got that out of your system.

Saw this on Redit/imgur
http://m.imgur.com/95NZpPy

Decided to go flexbox despite issues with Safari 6 (global usage at 0.02%). The boss, its wife, a friend of them and a coworker NEVER UPDATED Safari on its devices and send tons of angry emails with captures of the broken site. This is the biggest 0.02% ever seen!!

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

Make sense ...

So far in my (albeit short) career, I struggle to find people who know what polymorphism is, and how to use it. SOLID is a big unknown too.

It's always
if(this instanceof A) {}
else if(this instanceof B) {}

Another gem from same co-worker who is a "Senior Developer". Unnecessary function that fills a dropdown box(?!) with numbers 1-100. I really really hate this guy.

Bonus: Best Practice Example of Naming Variables...

Nothing like finding camelCase, php_case and DotNetCase variables all in the same file...

"How long will this bug that you have no background or context for take to fix" I DON'T KNOW

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

Estimations:

2 days = One day of actual coding, one day of doing something completely unrelated.
3 days = One week
5 days = Two weeks
7 days = Forget about it...