Don't ever try writing code on a long flight. People LOSE THEIR SHIT.

When your non tech savvy girlfriend uses a function in windows you didnt even knew existed....

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

To become a programmer, you must at least once

1) sacrifice your weekend
2) sacrifice your sleep on the weekend
3) have an experience with non stop coding at least 3 days, working at home is an exception

this rule applies when you get a job working as a wageslave, rushing on a tight deadline

its almost 2 am here, and im at the office pushing and fixing bug codes for beta launch for tomorrow. this is all because of this one outsourcing company my boss hired that does the backend api keeps on changing and delaying stuff.

i guess im just fine with this, knowing that i have fulfilled all 3 rules before.

you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

+1 if you think devRant needs a favorite button on each rant so you can create a collection of top rants 😊

programming languages are not designed to talk to computers, they are designed to be readable by other programmers.

please code like it.

Xcode ✅
Apple Development Subscription ✅
Spare time ✅
Ideas for apps ❌

Big names here on DevRant...

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

My former boss kept insisting "we need deeper fonts!"

Me: do you mean darker?
Boss: no, deeper!
Me: do you want me to make it bold?
Boss: no, deeper!!

That disappointing moment when your phone vibrates in your pocket and you hope someone has +1'd your rant but then find out it's just a Tinder match

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

Dev rant = a better version of Twitter for developers :D

XCode = Expect the unexpected!

No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

A coworker that is producing incredibly bad code and refuses to learn new stuff was declared "senior developer" by my boss. And me with over 20y experience? I am just a junior.. and have to clean up his mess all the time. I guess it is time to find new job.

Project Status Life Cycle... Lol :)

Just put in the paperwork to start my own company. I'm pretty excited!

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

"Who is JSON, and why is he on my website"

Clients. 😂😂

When older devs must keep all obsolete code in comments, "Just in case". No amount of begging can change their mind. Source control is a thing now in 2016, maybe you should read up on it.. 😑

It's true though.

And thanks for the stickers devrant!!!

Maybe I'm alone on this one, but when JS developers talk about the frameworks they use- it sounds the same as a hipster talking about the bands that I probably haven't heard of