Stackoverflow OP

Presenting to you, a gate of gates!

They always claim to not remember shit I told them
It’s infuriating

Found that a bit funny.

Code reviews be like.....

I don't swear while in office.
I don't swear while at home.
It takes me about an hour to get home, during that time tho ...

I presented a graduation relevant project this week.
We re maked our school website. Our teachers liked it, the most students liked it too.
But at the beginning I made wrong decisions.

The guy who should design it made nothing and at the presentation, he told that you need a pencil and eraser to design a website.
A "friend" of mine should do the HTML/CSS part but instead of finish it, he made a not working search bar in JS and was like "I made this, it doesn't work and we don't need it but give me attention"

I hate working in a group.

Sorry for spelling mistakes, English is not my native language.

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

!rant
Just made my first PCB!

Everyone has a test environment. If you're lucky, you'll have a separate production environment too.

The single most asked question when you're a unwitting 'code archaeologist' working on an inherited code base:

'Why in the Lord's name can't I just start from scratch!?'

Is it a crime to have Visual Studio Code installed on a linux machine ?

Just joined DevRant's dark side.. So its true, when you go black you never go back!

Welcome my new laptop

Just finished my setup for coding what do you think 🤔

People are so cheap. I hear people say things like "Frontend Masters is too expensive." I'm pretty sure that I just got 2k of value in the last 3 hours... Maybe those people aren't 'cheap' per say - but more generally, don't understand the concept of value. I'm sure they see that attribute in their clients, but never themselves. Better for me I suppose!

People who code should know how to build a computer for themselves

"I just got out, and all dad cares about is getting one of these... 🤔"

Never doubt management's ability to shove a word cloud in anything client-facing

Tabs v spaces again

Just discussing with my office colleague, that there should be one same rant feed for doctors.

Then I realize they are doctors and they can't built one themself, and their handwriting sucks

I committed literally 30 seconds before this happened.

Anyone else feel that the main code base they work on is so old and clusterfucked it could do with a rewrite?

To the folks who maintain moment.js; if you're reading this, thank you!

Taking my mechanical keyboard to office today. Can't wait to disturb everyone :D

*Evil laugh*

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

Day 57: Visual Studio is still uninstalling...

A programmer had a problem once. He decided to use Java. Now he has a problem factory.

Do not rant before morning coffee, mistake will be do

Antivirus software that believes that client server programs you write are actually malware and quarantine them as soon as you compiled...