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Joined devRant on 7/10/2016

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My client wants a jpg image with a transparent background !!!!!!!

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Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

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a sysadmin has 2 problems. dumb users and smart users.

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It has never worked for me. Lol.

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so true

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password: &^/&($@$45':;;&$#rdf$/^df%%£×€ybh1##/*(;

error: you password isnt safe u must use at least one uppercase letter
:/

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Windows update

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There are two types of people I can't trust: Those who wear short-sleeved shirts and those who don't turn off their ringtone in public.

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Somehow getting notification from DevRant makes me happier than from Twitter and Facebook.

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Client: My mouse is working backwards
me: *rotates mouse 180 degrees*
Client: Thanks! You even brought the buttons back!

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😆😆😛

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Android vs Iphone

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Trying to dig back into a project that's been shelved for a couple of months....

Feeling like: WTF was I doing?

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Or that...

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Cutest virus ever!

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Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

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You know you're a true developer when npmjs and maven burn more bandwidth than NETFLIX

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Dev-C++

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#truestory 😂😂

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Only 5 minutes until it's only 15 minutes to only 1 hour until lunchbreak

I need vacation

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When you're shower had more GitHub commits than you...

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Created an alias in BASH

alias fucking=sudo

Just so I can run "fucking apt-get update". Got so used to it I accidentally used it during a presentation. Now the cute interns think I'm awesome while the other devs think I'm an ass.

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When your regex works but you don't know why.

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Got my devRant stickers ! Should I put this sticker on my shirt ? 😂

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That glorious moment when you find the bug and can close all the 172 Stack Overflow tabs

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Have been using my laptop and phone with flux on constant settings 24/7 for so long now, the pure white contrast hurts my eyes.

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