For fuck sake a goddamn "+" is a fucking valid character in an email address!!!!!!

The heart of every software company is the development department.

Without it:
- The sellers would have nothing to sell
- Testers won't have anything to test
- Technical support wouldn't have anything to install

I was shocked when one of my university teachers said there was no difference between strcmp(input, exit); and strcmp(input, "exit");

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.

I kid you not, this was in some of our official corporate training.

Unfortunately, this often is how our business area "functions"

Googles definition of assembler in germany: "a simple programming language" ... Seems legit

My wife wants to name our son "Jason". I suggested "JSON" but she didn't respond code 200. She's a doctor. :-/

I swear...in enterprise...doing things right is almost pointless. First off they punish you for it by insisting you use shitty outdated libraries and resources, making every request painful and a week long, and telling you "don't use any design patterns or good practices because the over seas third party people we hired won't understand it".

And ultimately those third party people are going to get a hold of your code and turn it to shit. So really...other than having pride and standards...just pile more shit on top of the other shit because it will all be shit soon enough.

"I. Need. More. RAM."
~my computer

My father got a iphone 6 last week and has been raving about how much easier it is to use than his galaxy (doesn't understand what "android" is). Just found today that he's been using his previous phone for the alarm clock because he can't find it on his new phone.

I am so depressed that my first program was not "Hello world!", but instead it was "END ME!"...

The real question.

I was going through my old rants. I found a comment on my rant so good that I upvoted it twice.

This is what my Team does when DB Servers are down!!!

Spending the night in the hospital wish me luck

Achievement for me!
I fixed my code on the way to work via SSH using just my phone.

Couldn't sleep last night so I woke up at 5 am and started coding. Do I have a problem guys?

I started to download a large file... I left my pc on over night....... WINDOWS 10 UPDATE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Damn I hate working on sundays. No employee rights in my country. This sucks :/

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

System.exit(0);

Me: Hey man, this code looks horrible, let's move this to a function.
Co worker: don't worry, we will make it better later
Me (thinking): yeah for sure...

The saddest moment is when you mistakenly click "close all other tabs"

Get really motivated to make something at 1am.
Pulls out laptop, earphones go in.
Types first line of code, girlfriend wakes up, complains about the lowest screen brightness with dark theme being too bright.
Motivation killed.

I'd love to just work on GPL software all day, filling gaps in the free software world.

It's like minefield of idiots.

Not getting a bonus sucks...

I love handling tons of data. Makes me feel powerful 😈

Facebook's public IPv6 address.

Notice the face:b00c?