Laughed more than I like to admit

Champion​

Sums up my life😒

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

//Feature request
!rant
Ability to block people or ability to restrict rant audience

C++ programmer
Looking for internship or collaboration
Feel free to contact

As a developer would you develop a software if forced to that violates other people's privacy?? The question us should you??

Feature request
Can you make the menu bar slide when i swipe from left to right and the reverse
I always have to go to the other end of my screen to open the menu

When you know the world is beginning to make sense again

Need advice
Cse Undergrad
Should I buy a mac or a Windows
Wish to run linux as well

Okay i need help
I am about to buy an mid 2012 MacBook pro with an ssd. I wish to place the ssd in the main bay and the stock hdd in the optical. All i want to know is that will it work, has anyone done it??

Intel logo and company as linkedin
Wtf!!

Was thinking why don't we organize a giant devrant meet up online via video chat or somethong where everyone socializes and meet other users face to face

Well we all know about McAfee right
Well today i went to their online support and had a chat with one of their so called technicians. At one point of this so called assistance he asked me for remote control. Then as an employee of a renowned anti virus company he sent me a link to a java applet to be run in google chrome. I mean what the fuck. Didn't they get the note that chrome stopped supporting applets a long way back. Assholes

Okay this is going to become an issue

With the speed at which we are developing software, there will be a time when there is no more coding left to be done and we will all be there doing tech support for everyone and will be so boring
Or, someone will develop an artificial conscience capable of developing software and all of us will be there sitting like we just got fired

Fuckin McAfee tried installing it and asks me for a restart. After that the application fails to open up a process is clearly running in the background however nothing to show.
Tried the have you turned it off and on again procedure atleast 5 times but nothing.
Finally tried contacting McAfee support. Asks me to give them remote access via their application. The link stayed there like a dummy. Clicking it opened nothing. After the chat got disconnected 3 times.
Then when i try reinstalling it it says we are in the middle of an installation and we'll open that up. It opens a fuckin take a tour box and ypu can fuckin click anywhere and everywhere on the window but it stays there sitting, waiting, watching

Fuckin intel and fuckin McAfee get your shit together

Well i am working as an intern at this startup. Initially it was all simple crons and database. After one month one of the founder asks me to map two tables, create an api, integrate a fucking payment gateway and i am now left with a lot of work and confused state of mind.

PS: i am first year cse student

Did my first ever commit late last night.
Have to say, the feeling is different!!

Best part of being a dev
When your sysadmin father blocks all social websites and installs keyloggers but you set up linux instead

Payment gateways are such a big pain to implement. Docs say that they will return values A,B,C but what you end up recieving is X,Y,Z.
And don't get me started on the webhooks, man they return values completely different values from the api end points and with no reference what so ever to the fields returned by them.

Wish i could get the documentation writer's address and may be the dev as well!!

As a dev have you ever pissed someone so much that they slapped you!!
Well i have!!!!

@dfox
Hey i have got more than 20 +1s on more than three or my rants.
I even emailed you regarding the stickers. However you did not reply. Its been almost a month now. I am sad. Sad programmers aren't good.

@dfox @trogus I was just wondering
Is devrant open source??

Everyone fussing over the new stress ball limit.
No one appreciating the new ui

A shout out to all the devs who ordered devrant stickers but couldn't receive them as the postal service in their area suckss!!

Declare variables,
Not vars!

Sorry!

Happy dushera to everyone

Love the way you lie ft rihanna
Eminem

PS: for those who don't know, it is a hindu festival and the efigee is of ravana

There is no greater fear than the fear of losing your headphones

While this happened, my phone was in my pocket in vibrate mode. It vibrated so bad that i thought that there was something wrong with the phone but then i realised i had just got my first follower!!

Come to the new year's party, they said.
It'll be fun, they said.
We'll leave you alone, they never said.