"Is my presence still required?"

5 magic words which serve as a free escape out of every endless meeting, while telling your boss how ambitious you are, and your coworkers that their tangential discussions are boring as fuck.

i mean wtf

While I struggle in vertically aligning to centre,

Someone made a moving bicycle using only css:

https://codepen.io/AlbertFeynman/...

Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

If they immediately agreed to your salary expectations, either your expectations were low or their expectations were high (or both).

If I have headphones in
and I'm intentionally away from everyone
and it looks like I'm working
and you want to talk to me

Here's some advice:
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.

If you're curious why, I've compiled a list of points:

1) DON'T
2) FUCKING
3) TALK
4) TO
5) ME

Also, see Fig. 1 below:

(Fig. 1)
| DONT
| FUCKING
|
| TALK
| TO
|
| ME
---------------------------------------
Don't fucking talk to me!

Devs got to chill

console.log(0.47-0.01===0.46);
Output: false :/

That got me stuck for quite a while..

Learned more about floating point arithmetic and representation 😊

Had a database engineer tell me that he put a minimal delay of 15 seconds on every query, so that people don't come complaining to him that the database takes longer than usual

Today i've met a big customer of our company

He was absolute friendly and gave me clear requirements without oppositions...

Then I woke up.

No words.

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

clients union

DRY in command line..

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

How that can happen?

Me after 13 hours of coding yesterday...

I think it's time to stop and go to sleep....

I think I am tired.

I almost did a switch-case on a boolean.

Best 404 page I have ever seen 😊

https://acm.illinois.edu/404

(Udacity)

- Good evening, this is the support hotline for stupid questions, how may I help you?

- Hi, is this the support hotline for stupid questions?

Our dad: we used to walk 10km to goto school
Millennials as dad: we used to use 10kbps internet

I had 4 raspberry pi’s and I set up a work bench to learn networking and devops !!

Photo I took last week.. I thought there is some virus heating up my laptop.. but then I figured out .. it was chrome browser and extremely hot weather 46.7℃

rant

fuck you whatapp for not formatting the links properly and not displaying the entire links

I lost my referral bonus due to this 😥

*It did displayed it properly on the WhatsApp web version but it fucked up on the phone version*

see for yourself people,

My setup @ home
!(so fancy)

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

Making fun of a skinny/fat person working out is like making fun of an uneducated man trying to learn

Just found this website for Regular Expressions:
https://regex101.com/

In-case anyone struggles like I do

Welp, I must agree with this.